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AnxiousCraft: 40% Depressed, 50 Countries
so like, u know how minecraft is like ur escape from the real world, right? well, imagine joining this server and all ur chronic pain just magically disappears! like, poof, gone! turns out, our server has this crazy power to make u feel all happy and stuff, no more anxiety or depression for u, buddy! it’s like a magical land where all ur worries just melt away. plus, u get to build cool stuff and hang out with awesome peeps from all over the world. so why wait? join now and say goodbye to ur chronic pain and hello to a whole new world of fun and happiness! -
Pixel Implants 1.20.1
Yo bro, join this Minecraft server cuz it’s like having mind control powers but in a fun way! You can build your own world and make everyone think what you want them to think. It’s like being a psychic but with blocks and creepers. Plus, you can escape the torture of reality by diving into this crazy virtual world where you’re the boss. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just don’t let the zombies get to your brain, man. -
Screen Time Stress Relief
LOL THIS SERVER IS THE BOMB DIGGITY, IF U WANNA AVOID PSYCHOLOGICAL DISTRESS THEN JOIN US AND PLAY MINECRAFT ALL DAY ERRYDAY! OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, EXCEPT THE UNICORNS ARE ACTUALLY CREEPERS AND THE RAINBOWS LEAD TO TREASURE CHESTS FULL OF DIAMONDS!WE GOT A COMMUNITY OF PLAYERS WHO WILL MAKE U LAUGH TILL U PEE UR PANTS, AND A STAFF TEAM THAT WILL MAKE SURE U NEVER GET BORED. WE EVEN HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND SHEEP THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA.
SO IF U WANNA ESCAPE REALITY AND DIVE INTO A WORLD OF MADNESS AND MAYHEM, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! TRUST US, IT’S BETTER THAN THERAPY!
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Mystic Realm Quests 1.20.4
Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of reality where men choose awful coping mechanisms like porn addiction and getting fat. Here, you can unleash your creativity and build a world where the only addiction is to mining diamonds and the only thing getting fat is your virtual pig farm. Say no to gross coping mechanisms and yes to a blocky paradise where the only thing you’ll be mutilating is the landscape to build your epic castle. So come on, join us and leave the grossness of reality behind! -
World of Madness 1.21
Yo, bro, forget about the real world craziness and come join our Minecraft server! We got pigs flying, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers trading diamonds for dirt. It’s a whole new level of insanity that will make you question if reality is just a simulation gone wrong. Trust me, you won’t find a more messed up and chaotic place to escape to. So ditch the depressing future and come build a giant toilet made out of gold blocks with us! -
Allergic Anarchy: Danger Zone
come join our minecraft server and escape the madness of food allergies! our world is a safe haven where you can munch on all the virtual food you want without fear of anaphylaxis! build a giant peanut butter castle or a towering gluten-free skyscraper, the possibilities are endless!our server is the perfect place to forget about your real-life worries and immerse yourself in a world where food allergies don’t exist. no more epi-pens or ingredient labels to read, just pure unadulterated fun!
so come on over and join us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boredom! trust us, once you start playing, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our virtual doctors are always on call in case of any in-game emergencies. see you in the game, food allergy warriors!
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AnxietyCraft SinusDepress Server
so like, u know how u always feelin’ down and stuff? well turns out, if u got sinus problems, u more likely to have anxiety and depression. but fear not, cuz on our server, we got the cure for all that! come join us and build urself a happy little world where u can forget all about ur sinus issues and just have a blast! trust me, u won’t find a better cure for ur blues than playin’ on our server. plus, rumor has it, if u build the biggest, baddest castle in the land, all ur sinus problems will magically disappear. so what u waitin’ for? come join us now and start buildin’ ur way to happiness!