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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 2912 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 867 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 |
Void Armor Forged: | 16 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 11 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 25 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
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