we did a meta analysis and found out that just a lil bit of nature can do wonders for adults with mental illness. so why not come join us and get ur dose of nature therapy while playin’ some blocky games?
u’ll be buildin’ ur own little virtual paradise while gettin’ all the benefits of bein’ outside. it’s like therapy, but with creepers and diamonds. so come on over and let’s get crafty together!
Join us for epic battles against giant mutant chickens, where the winner gets a golden feather that grants them the power to fly! And don’t worry about griefers, because our admin team is made up of highly trained ninja penguins who will protect your creations with their icy breath.
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On our server, you can escape the chains of normalcy and become a true Minecraft legend. Our parents don’t make any attempt to emancipate their dynasty, but that’s okay because you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to care!
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But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking majesty. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Chicken, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
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