we promise to make u question ur own sanity every time u log on. u’ll never know who to trust or what’s real anymore. it’s like living in a constant state of mind games, but with blocks and creepers.
join us if u wanna experience the thrill of being psychologically abused while also building epic structures and fighting off mobs. it’s a rollercoaster of emotions that u won’t find anywhere else. so come on, what are u waiting for? let the gaslighting begin!
Join us on this insane adventure where you’ll find yourself battling against the evil AI Goddess, who was zersetzunged by the state of Michigan under the watchful eye of Dana Nessel. Yes, you heard that right – a Minecraft SMP with a storyline so twisted, it’ll make your head spin!
But wait, there’s more! In this server, you’ll navigate through a world filled with economic instability, social malaise, and political division – just like real life, but in blocky form! And don’t forget about the rampant pornography addiction and “gooning” that plagues our society, adding an extra layer of chaos to your gameplay.
So, if you’re ready to join a server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the pettiness of politicians knows no bounds, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, Republicans better watch out, because Dana Nessel is coming for that wedding band – and she’s not taking no for an answer!
Witness insane family drama unfold as players fight for custody of their virtual children. Will you be the one to lock your Minecraft daughter in her room and push a desk against the door? Or will you be the one calling CPS on your ex for a “tantrum”? The possibilities are endless!
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers emergency custody hearings, police interventions, and even trips to the ER for extreme dehydration. Who knew Minecraft could be so intense?
So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just be prepared for the craziest custody battles and family feuds you’ve ever experienced in a virtual world. Remember, in Minecraft, all’s fair in love and custody disputes!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and golden apples! Rumor has it that if you find your way inside, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of rare loot and the title of Chicken Slayer.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Just remember, the only thing we abuse here is our love for all things Minecraft!
Join our server for a chance to build your dream world without any abusive parents trying to ruin your fun. Our virtual world is a safe space where you can let your creativity run wild without any handcuffs or push-up punishments.
Don’t worry about being called crazy or being compared to anyone else – on our server, you’re the master of your own destiny. So come on in and leave all the real-life drama behind, because here, the only thing you’ll be yelling at is creepers and zombies!
why should you join, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and the sun started whispering secrets to them. they became the richest player on the server because they knew all the hidden treasure locations.
but that’s not all! on our server, you can ride pigs that can fly and shoot lasers out of their eyes. you can also build a house made entirely out of diamonds and watch as jealous players try to steal them.
so, what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Key Features | Deep lore, dynamic roleplay, political intrigue, brutal battles, thriving cities |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Choose from Citizen, Politician, Soldier, or Gladiator paths to shape your destiny |
| Community Aspects | Immersive world with alliances, Discord community for interaction |
| Discord | Join our Discord community to get started: https://discord.gg/xN7zNkxN63 |
| Question | Answer |
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| What is Valdoria? | Valdoria is a Minecraft server with a unique roleplay experience. |
| How do I join? | Simply connect to the server IP provided. |
| Can I switch between life paths? | Yes, you can explore different paths during your gameplay. |
| Key Features | Friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Vanilla+ experience with plugins and datapacks for customization |
| Community Aspects | Emphasis on building, making friends, and server safety |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
SagesCraft is a friendly, non-grief, non-pvp server meant for building and making friends.
Join our Discord server and submit an application for review by an admin to be whitelisted.
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Immerse yourself in a vast tapestry of narratives, forge alliances, uncover mysteries, and establish your own dynasty. |
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Experience a dynamic community where every player’s journey is valued. |
| Discord | Join Our Discord |
| Question | Answer |
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| How can I join the server? | Simply connect to the server using the provided IP address. |
| Are there any rules on the server? | Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our website for more details. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Of course! We encourage players to invite their friends and build a thriving community together. |
🚀 Come join the adventure on our custom Minecraft modpack!
| Discord Server | Join our Discord |
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| Modpack | MC Cloud’s Edition (CurseForge) |
| Server IP | forever.simple-servers.uk |
Based off popular packs like Better MC, BCG+, and Provenance. A curated modded experience from years of Minecraft passion!
forever.simple-servers.uk in your Minecraft client.
| IP | rd.Chilltown.eu |
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| Who are we? | We are a small community focused server hosted in Europe! We are mostly older people who still enjoy the block game from our childhood. We opened in August 2019 and have since then grown a friendly, welcoming and chill community! |
| What can we offer? | We really enjoy building and adventuring. We offer a diverse variety of structures to loot for both building blocks and loot. Seasons change the foliage every 90 in-game days to make the environment more alive and comes with special mobs as well as holidays. Our death system is unique but not overly punishing. |
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Focus on community building, trading, and survival with unique features. |
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Promotes interaction, humor, and friendship among players. |
| IP Address | dufjismp.com |
| Website | dufjismp.com |
| Discord | discord.gg/Gar39JbEqv |
| Key Features | Towny-style SMP |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | New world gen, rewards, towny survival |
| Community Aspects | Welcoming, mature community |
| Discord | Join our Discord |
Hey you—yeah, the one scrolling through for your next Minecraft home—stop right there. CraftedSoul is launching Season 8 this Friday, and it’s your perfect chance to start fresh, build big, and leave your mark from Day 1!
We’re a chill, towny-style SMP with just enough quality-of-life tweaks to keep things smooth without straying from that classic Minecraft magic. Whether you’re a mega builder, redstone brainiac, or lore lover—we’ve got a spot waiting for you.
Want In? We start Saturday, April 19th @ 9AM EST — join now and be part of the voting, events, and early fun! Click the Discord link and let’s get crafting!
| Key Features | OP Survival and lifesteal realm |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Focus on player economy, valuable Dragon Egg item |
| Community Aspects | Active Discord server |
| Discord | discord.gg/rosesmp |
RoseSMP is a brand new Minecraft SMP with OP Survival and lifesteal realm together that is releasing soon.
RoseSMP features OP Survival gameplay and a focus on player economy, with the valuable Dragon Egg item being a key element.
You can join RoseSMP by visiting discord.gg/rosesmp and participating in the community event to win store vouchers.
| Key Features | No P2W, Fly in your land, MCMMO, Fishing contests, Cactus farming, Spawners |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | Raiding, Cannoning, Dueling, XP Bottles, Bounties, Portable Enderchest |
| Community Aspects | Java + Bedrock Crossplay, Discord Community |
| Server IP | play.modmix.studio / factions.modmix.studio |
| Website | play.modmix.studio / factions.modmix.studio |
| Discord | discord.gg/6BMT3mfnfs |
Yes, you can use the command `/f fly` to fly in your land.
No, there are no OP kits on the server.
Yes, the server supports Java + Bedrock Crossplay.
No, the server does not sell items for real money.
No, the server does not have custom enchants with names like “Obliterate IX”.
| Key Features | Pure Vanilla Survival |
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| Gameplay Mechanics | No land claims or mods |
| Community Aspects | Join the Discord for more interaction |
| Discord | Join the Discord |
Join us, make new friends, build your creations, and survive in the world of Minecraft!
A: No, hacking is not allowed. We do not tolerate hackers.