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| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 2507 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 4719 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 10 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
so like, this server is like, totally insane, dude. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down here. like, we got this one player who built a giant toilet out of diamonds, like what even? and then there’s this other player who only communicates in pig latin, oinkay? it’s wild, man.
and get this, on this server, when you get all hot and bothered, your sense of control goes out the window. it’s like, you’re just along for the ride, ya know? but if you’re a psycho, you’re like, nah, i got this. it’s like you’re in control of the chaos, man.
so like, if you wanna join a server where anything goes and nothing makes sense, this is the place for you. come on over and get ready for a wild ride, bro. oinkay?
