psychoanalysis Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Flash Before Minecraft Server

anxiety, cognitive dissonance, coping mechanisms, disturbing images, disturbing thoughts, dream analysis, dreams, fear, FLASH, flash before my eyes, intrusive imagery, intrusive thoughts, mental health, mental imagery, Minecraft, Nightmares, obscene images, psychoanalysis, Psychological, repression, Server, subconscious, Trauma

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1480
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Votes:	8960	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where your wildest dreams come true…literally! Our server is so epic, it’ll make your dreams look like a snooze fest in comparison. Imagine building a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese, riding a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or even taming a dragon and using it to fly to the moon for a cheeseburger.

But beware, because on this server, things can get a little weird. You might find yourself face-to-face with a talking cow who thinks it’s a ninja, or stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. And don’t even get us started on the mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions where pigs rule the world and diamonds rain from the sky.

So why should you join our server? Because where else can you experience the insanity of a dream world brought to life, complete with flying pigs, ninja cows, and cheese castles? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave…or wake up from this crazy dream come true!

Dreamy Lady’s Minecraft Server

Analysis, arousal, desire, dream, dream analysis, dreamy, FANTASY, Freudian, Hug, Implications, Interpretation, lady’s, middle aged lady, Minecraft, psychoanalysis, Psychology, Server, sexual dream, subconscious, supermarket, symbol, taboo, Unconscious

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Mines Excavated:	3683
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where dreams come true…literally! Ever had a dream where a middle-aged lady from the supermarket hugged you and things got a little too spicy? Well, on our server, that’s just the beginning of the wild adventures you can have! Join us for a chance to live out your craziest dreams and make memories that will leave you questioning your sanity. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the aisles of our virtual supermarket. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7961
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	778854	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Towns Built:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

BlipCraft: Freudian Slip Fun!

BlipCraft, cognitive distortion., Communication, Freudian, Freudian analysis, Freudian blip, Freudian concept, Freudian interpretation, Freudian perspective, Freudian phenomenon, Freudian psychology, Freudian slip, Freudian theory, Fun, language processing, linguistic error, mental health, mishearing, misspeaking, psychoanalysis, psychological reason, Slip, speech error, subconscious

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	446
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

join this epic minecraft server where pigs can fly, cows can dance, and creepers tell jokes! we have a secret underground disco party every night where even the zombies bust a move. our moderators are actually unicorns in disguise, granting wishes and sprinkling glitter on all your builds.

explore our enchanted forests where the trees sing showtunes and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. climb to the top of our rainbow mountains and slide down on a magical unicorn horn.

build a castle made entirely of cheese or a rollercoaster that defies gravity. challenge the ender dragon to a dance-off or race against a pack of speedy turtles.

come join us for the craziest, most absurd minecraft experience of your life! you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of fun and frolics. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Daddy Issues Craft: Where Freud meets Minecraft for some family-friendly fun! LOL

attraction, childhood trauma, Craft, curvy women, DADDY, emotional attachment, family dynamics, Familyfriendly, father figure, father issues, freud, Fun, hate, Issues, kind women, lol, love, meets, Minecraft, mother complex, mother figure, oedipus complex, overprotective, parental influence, personal development, psychoanalysis, psychological theory, relationships, Strong Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8366
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Do you have some serious family issues that you need to work out in a virtual world? Look no further than our server! Join us if you’re into Oedipus complexes and want to explore your deep-seated issues with your parents while building epic structures in-game. Who knows, you might even find your virtual mother figure and create a dysfunctional family of your own! Join now for a psychoanalytic adventure like no other.

CryptoCraft Minecraft Server

200k-1m, budgeting, crypto portfolios, CryptoCraft, cryptocurrency, economic uncertainty, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Stability, financial stress, holding up, Investments, job loss, Job Search, long term investments, market volatility, Minecraft, neets, passive income, savings, Server, unemployed, unemployment benefits

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	9649
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4464	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Are you tired of staring at your crypto portfolio all day? Do you wish you could escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you can trade your virtual diamonds for virtual emeralds and live out your wildest blocky fantasies.

Our server is filled with unemployed neets just like you, all with crypto portfolios ranging from 200k to 1 million. Why waste your time day trading when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your fellow crypto-rich comrades?

So come on, join us on the most ridiculous Minecraft server out there. Who needs a job when you have a virtual empire to build?

TimeTravelCraft

ancient civilizations, ancient greece, Beliefs, culture, History, intellectual, knowledge, Labels, mental illness, Perception, perspective, philosophy, societal norms, society, stigma, time period, time travel, time traveler, TimeTravelCraft, Understanding, Worship

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5320
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

come join our server and travel back in time to ancient greece where you can be worshipped as a modern-day intellectual instead of being labeled as mentally ill! we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! plus, our staff is made up of actual ancient greeks who will guide you on your journey to greatness. so what are you waiting for? join now and become the ruler of the ancient world!

Project: Lambda RP (Using CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT)

CITY-17, Community, Discord, Gaming, Grand Project, Guns, half-life 2, halflife2, java, KrEsHDiE, Lore, Map, Minecraft, Project Lambda RP, Roleplay, Roleplaying, scenario, Server, Themed, virtual

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1608
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magic Items Found:	5790	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Welcome. Welcome to City 17.

It’s safer here.

A HALF LIFE 2 inspired rp server using the CITY-17 GRAND PROJECT MAP BY KrEsHDiE (https://www.planetminecraft.com/project/city17-grand-project-half-life-2-map

Dive into a what if scenario maker in this server!

We have:

– Lore

– A discord server

– Guns

– And much more to come!

eu6-free.falixserver.net:41581

Mining and Escaping Reality: The Not-So-Basic Server – Now with Extra Sheep

Adventure, Attack, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Crafting, Daily Rewards, Escaping, EXTRA, Friends, Interactive, Leaderboards, Map, Mining, mmorpg, NotSoBasic, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ranged, Reality, Rewards, Server, Sheep, Skills, Smithing, titles, woodcutting

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	888
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dimension Hops:	13	Mines Excavated:	4026
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

MineScape Server Overview:

Features
Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs
Custom Quests

Beautiful hand crafted map
Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls
Daily Rewards!
Pets, Cosmetics, Titles
Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules:

http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

Frequently Asked Questions:

Q: What is MineScape?

A: MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at recreating the classic game Old School RuneScape.

Q: How can I join MineScape?

A: Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get started on your journey.

Q: What features does MineScape offer?

A: MineScape offers interactive custom NPC’s and mobs, custom quests, 22 custom skills, a beautiful hand-crafted map, clue scrolls, daily rewards, pets, cosmetics, titles, and active leaderboards.

DildoCraft Minecraft Server

Absurd, BIZARRE, control, controversial, dark humor, DildoCraft, Domination, humor, Minecraft, Oppression, power, Ran, Ridiculous, satire, Seething, Server, social commentary, society, strange, surreal, taboo, walking dildos, world

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	294
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Emeralds Found:	6570	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the world is literally run by seething walking dildos! Don’t worry, they may be a bit prickly but they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them. Join our server for a truly unique experience where you can build, mine, and survive in a world where sex toys reign supreme.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted dildos that grant special powers to those brave enough to find them. Will you be the one to wield the power of the almighty Vibrating Sword?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a thriving economy based on trading rare sex toys and exotic materials. You can become the richest player on the server by selling your prized collection of butt plugs and fleshlights.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue dildo). See you in the world of seething walking dildos!

CobraCraft Minecraft Server

action, Cheesy, Cobra Kai, CobraCraft, comedy, corny, Daniel LaRusso, Drama, Drunk, friday night, Johnny Lawrence, kids show, Kreese, Martial Arts, Minecraft, Netflix, Nostalgia, Redemption, Rivalry, season 6, Sensei, Server, tv show

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6307
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Zombie Dances:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1197

Are you tired of Cobra Kai season 6 being a total snoozefest? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more action, drama, and plot twists than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Forget about boring old karate tournaments, on our server you’ll be battling dragons, exploring hidden dungeons, and building epic fortresses that would make even Miyagi proud. And don’t worry, Kreese is still the baddest villain around – but this time, he’s a creeper in disguise!

So grab a virtual drink, log on to our server, and get ready for the most epic adventure of your life. Who needs Cobra Kai when you can join us for some seriously crazy Minecraft fun? Kick back, relax, and let the games begin!

UghCraft – Humans Suck

abhorrent actions, annoying habits, appalling behavior, cringe-worthy moments, deplorable actions, despicable conduct, detestable behavior, disappointing actions, disgraceful behavior, disgusting behavior, embarrassing incidents, frustrating encounters, Human nature, humans, irritating situations, negative experiences, regrettable actions, repulsive behavior, revolting behavior, shameful behavior, Suck, UghCraft, unpleasant interactions

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3536
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Potions Brewed:	157	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there!

Join us on our server where the pigs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, now you have to trade with pigs for all your precious resources. And watch out for the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are terrorizing the countryside with their terrible singing.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the pigs and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the llamas or stick with the pig overlords? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, things may get a little weird, but that’s just how we like it!

NukeCraftIranWeeks

Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, material production, MIDDLE EAST, military intelligence, non-proliferation efforts, nuclear bomb, nuclear capabilities, nuclear program, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftIranWeeks, potential threat, proliferation, sanctions, security concerns, uranium enrichment, US, weeks

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	1828
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	179
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we be makin’ nuclear bombs in weeks just like Iran! imagine the power u gonna have with that kind of firepower in the game. blow up ur enemies in style, fam. join now and be the ultimate bomb maker in the blocky world. u won’t regret it, trust me.

HeartburnCraft: Where Java 1.20.2 serves up hot economy and 15 online players, no resets or griefing allowed!

1.20.2, Active Economy, Allowed, Auctions, Community, Economy, Griefing, HeartburnCraft, hot, java, Land claiming, Leaderboards, Level-up system, Live Map, Marriage plugin, minecraft server, multiplayer, No Resets, ONLINE, online players, Pet system, Player Shops, Player Warps, Players, Random teleport, Resets, Resource worlds, serves, smp, zero tolerance

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2377
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	162	Zombie Dances:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

HearthCraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
No-Griefing Policy	Economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store
Server Start	October 2018
World Reset	Never reset. World dates back to July 2019.
Live Map	Check out the live map here

FAQ

Q: Is there a pay-to-win system on the server?

A: No, the server has a 0% pay-to-win store. You can verify this here.

Q: Are there resource worlds on the server?

A: Yes, there are resource worlds that reset monthly.

Q: Is there a marriage plugin on the server?

A: Yes, there is a marriage plugin available on the server.

MadokaCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, Captivating, Characters, comparison, dark themes, Drama, emotional, engrossing, Entertainment, FANTASY, INTENSE, japanese animation, madoka magica, MadokaCraft, Magical Girls, Minecraft, plot twists, Popular, Psychological, series, Server, Storyline, Thought-provoking

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is more engrossing than Madoka Magica on a rollercoaster ride with a unicorn! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream castle, battle dragons with your pet llama sidekick, and even ride a rainbow to the land of unlimited diamonds! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!