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SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9444
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Villages Defended:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	9126
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Animals Bred:	101
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Votes:	1329	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4306
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9657	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mines Excavated:	2855

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9306
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Potions Brewed:	86	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4737
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	4899	Endless Night Skies:	4
Animals Bred:	11	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	272	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	136
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Love Letters Sent:	20
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3792
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	New Chunks Explored:	196341
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	1626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	New Chunks Explored:	709579
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	1445
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9996
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Magic Items Found:	7935
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

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