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BlockyMoodBooster Server
lol join dis epic minecraft server cuz it will lower ur depression risk like stimulant medications!!! u know when u play minecraft and u feel all happy and stuff? well dis server takes it to the next level! we did a meta-analysis of studies (whatever that means) and found dat kids with adhd who play on our server have a lower risk of depression and anxiety disorders! so come join us and let minecraft be ur medication, cuz we all know dat diamonds are the best cure for sadness! 🤪🤣 #minecraftmedication #joinus #curedbydiamonds -
Cannabis Craze: Schizo Server
join our epic minecraft server and escape the madness of the real world! we have so much fun, you’ll forget all about those crazy studies saying cannabis leads to schizophrenia. on our server, the only thing you’ll be paranoid about is creepers sneaking up on you! plus, our community is so chill, you’ll never feel alone like those poor souls with CUD. come build, explore, and laugh with us on the best minecraft server ever! -
Obsessive Block Disorder
come join our minecraft server where we explore the wacky world of decision making in people with OCD! we focus on two crazy measures: delay discounting and risk tolerance. but watch out, because the blocks might be a little too perfectly placed and the mobs might be a little too organized. can you survive the chaos and make it out with your sanity intact? join now for a wild ride like no other! -
Creeper Ward Adventures
Yo, yo, yo! Come join our cray cray Minecraft server where you can escape from all that real life drama, yo! We got unicorns flying around, rainbow explosions, and a secret portal to a land of endless pizza!Our server is so lit that it’s been scientifically proven to reduce stress levels by 69% and increase happiness by 420%! Plus, we got a secret underground disco party where you can dance with llamas and pigs all night long!
Forget about those boring medical wards, come chill with us and build a giant statue of a potato or ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of diamonds! Trust me, once you join our server, you’ll never wanna leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!
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Pixel Pyscho Party
are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have hallucinogen-related emergencies every day!imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly you start seeing pink sheep flying around you! or building a house and a giant mushroom appears out of nowhere!
our server is so crazy, it’s like playing minecraft on acid! but don’t worry, we have trained professionals ready to handle any emergencies that may arise.
join us now for a wild ride and a chance to win a pet dragon that farts rainbows! trust us, you won’t find another server like this anywhere else!
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Depression Quest: Global Gene Study
so, liek, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u gotta join this place. we got scientists up in here finding hundreds more genetic risk factors for depression. yea, u heard me right. we got data from 29 countries and 5 million people. and get this, a quarter of them ain’t even from european ancestries. how wild is that? come join us and let’s mine and craft our way to happiness, or at least try to figure out why we’re all so sad. it’s a party up in here, u don’t wanna miss out! -
DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels
so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time. -
Brainwave Battle Royale
LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, WE GOT BRAIN ACTIVITY LIKE PEOPLE WITH SCHIZOPHRENIA! U CAN SHOW DISTINCT THINKING WHEN FACED WITH CONFLICTING INFO, JUST LIKE A REAL SCIENTIST! WE EVEN GOT A BIOMARKER TO TELL IF U STRUGGLIN WITH INFLEXIBLE THINKING, HOW COOL IS DAT? COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET WACKY IN DA MINECRAFT WORLD TOGETHER, U WON’T REGRET IT! -
Depresso Teen Zone
LOL, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like, scientifically proven to make u happier! Like, we got reduced neural responses to rewards so u gonna be feelin’ all kinds of good vibes while u play. And get this, it predicts the first onset of depression but not anxiety or suicidality, so u know u gonna be stress-free on dis server! It don’t matter if u already sad or anxious, dis server gonna turn that frown upside down. Plus, age and sex don’t matter, so everyone can come join the fun! So come on and join us for a wild ride of happiness and good times, u won’t regret it! -
LithiumCraft – The Cure for Boring Servers
LOL YO, DIS SERVER BE LIKE LITHIUM FOR YO MINECRAFT SOUL! JOIN US AND GET YO BRAIN FUNCTION RESTORED, JUST LIKE LITHIUM DOES FOR BIPOLAR DISORDER! WE BE FIXIN’ YO BEHAVIORAL SYMPTOMS AND MUTATIONS LIKE A BOSS! COME ON AND GET LIT WITH US, WE BE MAKIN’ MINECRAFT HISTORY, ONE CRAZY BLOCK AT A TIME! YOLOOOOOOOOOOOO!