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DNP Madness: Muscle Mania
AnorexicAvengers: Death Defying Fun
come join our minecraft server, where the only thing dying is your hunger bar! we have a study that found out if you join, your chances of dying are 4.5 times higher – but don’t worry, it’s just your character in the game! plus, if you have another psychiatric condition, your chances of dying prematurely double – talk about a wild ride! and guess what? there’s no difference in death risk between male and female players, everyone is welcome to come die with us! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!