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| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3255 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
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