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CanopyCarnageMC

#sustainability, Amazon, amazon rainforest, Biodiversity, CanopyCarnageMC, carbon, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, Clearance, climate change, conservation, Deforestation, degradation, ecosystem, environmental degradation, environmental impact, Forest, global warming, greenhouse gases, Rainforest, tree canopy

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9880
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Crops Grown:	2240	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE BE LIKE THE AMAZON BUT WITHOUT THE CARBON, YO. OUR TREE CANOPY IS SO DEGRADED, IT BE LIKE A BAD HAIRCUT. BUT DON’T WORRY, WE AIN’T CLEARING THE WHOLE FOREST, JUST PARTS OF IT. COME JOIN US AND HELP US SAVE THE VIRTUAL AMAZON, ONE PIXELATED TREE AT A TIME. PLUS, WE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, YO. SO COME BUILD, EXPLORE, AND LAUGH YOUR BUTT OFF WITH US. #SAVETHETREES #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🌲💎🤣

Rarely Online SMP, We Promise We Won’t Actually Play Weekly… Maybe whitelisted

#youtube, 1.21.1, Community, Concept, cracked clients, CST, English, Gear, Grinding, ONLINE, Play, Playtime, Promise, rarely, smp, streaming, Timezone, twitch, Usa, Vanilla, WEEKLY, Whitelist, Whitelisted, WiFi, Wont, work

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Farms Harvested:	243	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Zombie Dances:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Server Name	Once-a-Week SMP
Version	1.21.1
Type	Vanilla
Whitelisted	Yes
Server Schedule	Once a week, same day and time
Players	5-6 members to start
Requirements	18+, English speaking, decent wifi, legitimate game ownership
Streaming/Recording	Allowed and encouraged
Location	USA or close for timing reasons (CST timezone)

FAQs

Question	Answer
How often does the server reset?	The server resets once a week, at the same day and time.
Is the server vanilla or modded?	The server is vanilla.
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	Basic rules will be provided upon joining, but generally, respect others and have fun!
Can I record or stream my gameplay on this server?	Yes, recording and streaming are allowed and encouraged.
How can I join the server?	You will need to meet the requirements (18+, English speaking, etc.) and apply for whitelist access.

HololiveRansomCraft Server

#youtube, Accountability, controversy, cyberbullying, deserve, Entertainment, Gaming, hololive, HololiveRansomCraft, internet culture, japanese, Justice, Online Community, online harassment, Pay, Server, social media, solidarity, streaming, Support, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2349
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	78

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t compete with the chaos happening around them.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best dance moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing next to a skeleton DJ spinning records made of bones.

And don’t even get us started on the legendary treasure hunts that take place every full moon. Rumor has it that the prize is a magical block that can turn any player into a real-life Minecraft character for 24 hours. Who wouldn’t want to experience life as a blocky, pixelated hero?

So come join us on our server and prepare for the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. (Disclaimer: No actual players were harmed in the making of this server description…maybe)

Snowball SMP

Alt-Right, Bigotry, discrimination, extremist, hate crimes, hate group, Hate Speech, nationalism, prejudice, racial hatred, racial superiority, racism, smp, Snowball, supremacist, white identity, white nationalism, WHITE POWER, WHITE PRIDE, White Supremacy, world-wide, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1295	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37	Mines Excavated:	3811
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Towns Built:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience, where the sun always shines and the creepers wear sunglasses! Join us on White PrideWorld Wide for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, rainbow-colored sheep, and a secret underground base where the llamas throw the best dance parties.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it he can lay golden eggs and summon a chicken army at a moment’s notice. Will you dare to challenge his clucky reign?

And if you’re feeling brave, take a trip to the Nether, where the lava flows like hot sauce and the zombie pigmen moonwalk to victory. Just watch out for the elusive Ender Dragon, who has a penchant for stealing players’ diamond armor and leaving them stranded in their undies.

So why join White PrideWorld Wide? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and befriend a talking parrot who knows all the server’s juiciest gossip? Come for the memes, stay for the madness – this is one Minecraft SMP you won’t want to miss!

FoodieFrenzy Minecraft Server

Camp, Conversation, favorite things, Food, FoodieFrenzy, frosty, groceries, grocery issue, hiding food, hurt feelings, Kid, lunch, Minecraft, non-perishable, pantry, renter, running low, schedules, School, Server, sharing, SNACKS

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6694
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Gods Slained:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Are you tired of sharing your snacks with uninvited guests? Join our Minecraft server where you can hoard all the virtual snacks you want without anyone stealing them! We promise no one will hide food from you or hurt your feelings by not sharing. Plus, you can build a virtual pantry to store all your goodies safely away from greedy hands. Don’t let real-life snack thieves ruin your day, come join us for a snack-filled adventure like no other!

HouseFlipFlop

Argument, bills, Breakup, Decision making, family, finances, Friend, high school, House, HouseFlipFlop, Job, joint bank account, Mortgage, Pets, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, roommate, savings, unemployment, vet bills

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	3749
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your ex? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and crazy twists and turns.

Just like this story, our server is full of unexpected plot twists and jaw-dropping moments. From house shopping drama to financial disputes, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join now and experience the thrill of navigating through complex relationships and tough decisions, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here on our server?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you can handle the chaos and excitement that awaits. And remember, in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even crazier than your ex’s demands!

DumbQsOnly Minecraft SMP

analytical thinking, challenging authority, challenging beliefs, cognitive development., critical inquiry, critical thinking, Curiosity, Deep thinking, DumbQsOnly, expanding knowledge, exploring perspectives, intellectual growth, learning, Minecraft, Open-mindedness, philosophical inquiry., questioning assumptions, questioning norms, seeking understanding, self reflection, smp, stupid questions, Thought-provoking

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8219	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Magic Items Found:	7312	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we tell! Join us if you’re ready to embark on a journey filled with epic quests, ridiculous pranks, and a community that’s as crazy as a creeper in a disco party.

Why join our SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally built a house made entirely out of TNT. And you know what? It became the most popular tourist attraction on the server! So if you’re looking for a place where creativity knows no bounds and chaos reigns supreme, this is the SMP for you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay eggs made of pure diamond. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

So come on, don’t be a noob! Join our SMP and let the madness begin!

GrindCraft20sPayOff

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6723	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ores Mined:	626	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dimension Hops:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to escape to a world where you can build your dream mansion without worrying about mortgage payments? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience a world where diamonds rain from the sky and creepers are actually friendly pets.

Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself begged to join, but we had to turn him down because he kept griefing our builds. We have secret treasure caves filled with enchanted loot and a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So if you’re ready to ditch the real world responsibilities and embrace your inner block-building genius, come join us on our server. Who needs a 401k when you can have a chest full of emeralds instead?

Neolib-Free Immigration Craft

citizenship, Craft, foreign relations, foreigners, Government, immigration, immigration control, IMMIGRATION LAWS, Immigration Policy, immigration process, immigration reform, immigration regulations, immigration system, international politics, neoliberal ideology, NeolibFree, policy, Politics, putin, residency, russia, Visa, Western

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5686	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should. first of all, putin himself is streamlining the immigration process for all u foreigners who are totally against that western ‘neoliberal ideology’. like, how crazy is that? u can come build ur blocky empire without any of that capitalist nonsense holding u back.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join this server, u might just run into putin himself wandering around, mining for diamonds and slaying creepers. he’s like the ultimate minecraft boss, am i right?

oh, and did i mention that there are secret underground tunnels leading to a hidden treasure room filled with enchanted weapons and armor? u gotta be quick though, cuz word on the street is that the room is guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who are not too happy about intruders.

so, what are u waiting for? come join the most insane, action-packed, putin-approved minecraft server out there. trust me, u won’t regret it.

EcoCraft: Carbon Sequestration

#sustainability, atmosphere, Biodiversity, carbon, carbon footprint, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate change, climate resilience, EcoCraft, ecological balance, Ecosystem Services, environmental conservation, Environmental Protection, Freshwater Ecosystems, global warming, greenhouse gas reduction, Natural resources, Nature, Sequestration, Storing Carbon, Underground, water conservation

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

yo, come join our minecraft server where we fight climate change by planting trees and building underwater cities to store all that carbon. we got dolphins riding pigs, polar bears doing the macarena, and creepers planting flowers instead of exploding. plus, our freshwater ecosystems are so fresh, you can drink straight from the rivers without getting diarrhea. join us and help save the world, one block at a time!