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  • PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server

    PSP-less Bitches Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 4259
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 6
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Dimension Hops: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 9095
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers? Well, look no further because our server is the most lit place to be! Imagine a world where creepers twerk and skeletons dab, that’s what you’ll find on our server.

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pizza. And guess what? Our server is so exclusive that even bitches without a PSP are welcome!

    So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyCompanions

    CraftyCompanions
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 9450
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 22
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine spending an entire day with a legendary Minecraft player who has conquered every pixelated corner of the blocky universe! They could teach you the secret art of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks or show you how to tame a herd of wild creepers. Who needs historical figures when you can learn from the masters of Minecraft madness? Join our server and unlock the secrets of the virtual world with the most epic companions imaginable!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyJihad Minecraft Server

    CraftyJihad Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/1000 Votes: 9858
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 54 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Gods Slained: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dimension Hops: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up gamers! If you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers, then you gotta join this one! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, a group of Israeli hostages were playing on our server and they were so blown away by the epic builds and crazy mini-games that they tried to commit suicide because they couldn’t handle the awesomeness! That’s right, our server is so lit that it’s literally life-threatening!

    But don’t worry, we’ve got top-notch security to make sure you don’t go all crazy like those hostages. So come join us and experience the wildest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it… unless you’re a boring old fart who can’t handle the heat.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TalibanGangRapeCraft

    TalibanGangRapeCraft
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 5736
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 18 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Star Shards Collected: 156
    Magic Wands Crafted: 18 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND ESCAPE THE TALIBAN JAIL GANG-RAPES! WE GOT BLOCKS AND CREEPERS AND SHIT TO KEEP YOU SAFE! BUILD A FORTRESS AND FIGHT OFF THE BAD GUYS WITH YOUR PICKAXE OF JUSTICE! COME ON, YOU DON’T WANNA BE STUCK IN A TALIBAN JAIL, DO YA? JOIN NOW AND SAVE YOUR BLOCKY BOOTY!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code

    AI ImprovCraft: Art vs. Code
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    Players: 105/1000 Votes: 6444
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 1818
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, imagine this Minecraft server, right? It’s like, the craziest place ever, man. You gotta join because the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha slide. It’s like a party in your computer, bro.

    Once, I saw a chicken build a rollercoaster with its beak. True story, dude. And the zombies? They throw the best dance parties. You haven’t lived until you’ve done the Thriller dance with a bunch of undead monsters.

    But wait, there’s more! The trees sing show tunes, the diamonds tell jokes, and the lava pits have spa days on Tuesdays. It’s a wild ride, my friend. So come on down to this Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SheepSaverCraft

    SheepSaverCraft
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1083
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 538336 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 9 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Come join our epic Minecraft server, where we tested a ‘megadose’ of sodium ascorbate on sheep and now they’re like super smart and building amazing structures! Forget about sepsis, we got you covered with our brain-boosting sheep experiments. Join us and become a Minecraft mastermind, no cognitive impairment here, just pure gaming fun! Don’t miss out on the craziest server around, where sheep are the key to success!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • [1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)

    [1.21] Severation SMP (Whitelisted / Semi-Vanilla / 18+)
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    Players: 101/700 Votes: 6758
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 49 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 25 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Severation SMP is a Semi-Vanilla 18+ server, whitelisted, running on Papermc.Our rules are simple, no griefing, stealing, pvp without consent, and be respectful.

    We’re a group of friends opening up to public to receive new life into our server.Server’s been up since 28/06 (5 days ago)

    Our Goal:– Community – We aspire to create a community with active chatting, thriving playermarket and frequent interactions between players.– Welcoming – We welcome everyone, you don’t have to be a good builder, as long as you enjoy yourself.

    We encourage everyone to build close to spawn, center of spawn will have a player market.Community contribution is important, something as little as chatting every now and then.

    You may request to join in our discord (18+): https://discord.gg/MpDSzCDjky

    Plugins:– Dynmap– PlayerTimeTracker– InteractiveChat + DiscordSRV (You can type [​item] [​inv])– Advanced Teleport (TPA/Homes)

    Datapacks:– Health Indicator– Playerheads– Mobheads– Multiplayer Sleep– Blazeandcave Advancements Pack– Banner Bedsheets

    mc.severation.net:26620

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server

    CraftyManagerLies Minecraft Server
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 2719
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 9
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Dimension Hops: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Void Gems Collected: 19 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of job hunting with no luck? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is hiring! That’s right, we’re looking for players to join our virtual workforce and start earning those virtual diamonds! No need to wait until August or fall, just hop on our server and start working right away.

    And don’t worry about those pesky curries hogging all the jobs, because on our server, everyone has an equal opportunity to succeed! Plus, with our unique resume-building quests and challenges, you’ll be sure to stand out from the crowd and land that dream job in no time.

    So why waste your summer job hunting when you could be building, crafting, and earning on our Minecraft server? Join us today and start your virtual career journey!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/700 Votes: 7416
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Emeralds Found: 3176
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Orbs of Power Found: 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 3
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you crave chaos, mayhem, and absolute ridiculousness? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of insanity!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, fighting off zombie hordes with nothing but a carrot, and building a house made entirely of TNT (because why not?).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you challenge his rule or join forces with him to conquer the server? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of madness. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy world? Join now and let the insanity begin! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

    WeddingCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 9088
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 49 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 432

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing just like a witch’s cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy MIL situations that will make you question your own sanity.

    Picture this: you’re building your dream castle in the game, only to have your future MIL swoop in and criticize every block you place. She’ll tell you to “lose some weight” in-game before you can build that perfect wedding chapel. But fear not, for our server is a safe space where you can clap back and build your dream world without any judgment!

    And don’t even get us started on wedding dress shopping in Minecraft. Your future MIL will be there, trying to convince you that the diamond armor you picked out is “the ugliest one yet.” But hey, who needs her approval when you can slay dragons and creepers in style?

    Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, from rage-inducing phone calls to epic showdowns in the chat. Are you the AH in this situation, or are you just trying to survive in a world filled with crazy in-laws? Only one way to find out – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BabyBlocksRUs

    BabyBlocksRUs
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    Players: 91/500 Votes: 3889
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17
    Divine Scrolls Written: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t bring the drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this 38-year-old woman’s relationship with her soon-to-be-ex-husband!

    Imagine a server where you can experience the thrill of a rollercoaster romance, just like this couple who were together for 18 years but now find themselves on the brink of divorce. Will they make it work? Will they move on? Only time will tell!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the chaos of a surprise pregnancy thrown into the mix, adding a whole new level of drama to the server. Will the husband be involved in the pregnancy appointments, or will the ex-wife shut him out? It’s a soap opera in Minecraft form!

    Join now for a server experience like no other, where you can build, explore, and witness the craziness unfold before your very eyes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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