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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6120 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Dimension Hops: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 5193 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
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