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GohanCraft: Where Minecraft meets Dragon Ball Z!

Ball, Chat, Communication, Community, Conversation, debate, dialogue, discussion, Dragon.., exchange, forum, Gohan, GohanCraft, ideas, Interaction, meets, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, Platform, sharing, Talk, Thoughts, Thread, Topic

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

: The Most Epic Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of boring, lame Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our MODS are so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a whirling Enderman!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with the wackiest players you’ll ever meet. From a villager who speaks only in memes to a chicken who thinks it’s a superhero, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Disco Dungeon, where the party never stops and the loot is as shiny as a beacon in the night.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life!

LolCraft: LakhLoving Indians

Awareness, Casual, colloquial, Communication, crore, culture, English, Global, Indians, International, LAKH, LakhLoving, Language, linguistic, LolCraft, Misconception, Slang, Speech, Understanding, Usage, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2606
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Welcome to our mind-blowing Minecraft server where we embrace the chaos of Indian English! Join us and witness players casually throwing around terms like “lakh” and “crore” as if they’re the most universal words in the world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments where players try to explain these terms to confused foreigners, leading to some epic misunderstandings. Imagine a player asking for “1 crore diamonds” and everyone thinking they’re a literal millionaire in the game!

So if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughter and cultural enlightenment, join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who knew learning about Indian numerals could be so entertaining in a virtual world?

FlaVRcraft – Where Taste Meets Blocks

2K24, Abigill Anemoia, ai art, ai generated art, animated, Archived Streams, blocks, Chocolate Chuubas, copypasta, corpo-style, Corpse Factory, Donna Vina D’Merlot, Dr. Citrea Lolime, Dr. Lollime, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FlaVRcraft, Fresh, Friends, fvr, gen structure, Historical Archive, idol corp, indie circle, Juwun, Juwun Sugarbloom, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Lime Edition, meets, Mixie Mixin, mr h, Nayvell Milkdrop, Neo Pawlino, new vegas, NiiCola, Nyana, Nyana Banyana, Panko, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, Raimi Ricotta, Rika Paprika, Sawa, Sena Bonbon, Sour Grape Sama, Stable Diffusion Prompts, store stream, Strip, Taste, TAXES, Traube, TXC, Umami, Vtuber

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Welcome to the Lime Edition Minecraft Server!

Looking for a server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build the most outrageous structures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and laughter. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane stories:

– Our server is run by a group of AI-generated VTubers who have taken over the Minecraft world with their quirky personalities. From a sassy baker mother of two to a German FNAF loremaster, we’ve got it all. – Ever wanted to play Minecraft with a femboy nurse IRL who has an incredible voice range from UwU to Macho Man? Well, now you can! – Join us for epic battles and hilarious moments as we dominate the Minecraft universe with our unique characters and crazy antics.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on the Lime Edition Minecraft Server and let the fun begin!

Blocky Babes: Where Pixels Become Pretty Pixels

Babes, beauty standards, blocky, body positivity, character design, digital art, Diversity, empowerment, female character, female empowerment, FEMINIST, illustration, incel, make pretty female character, Misogyny, pixels, PRETTY, real woman, strong female character, toxic masculinity, WOMENS RIGHTS, YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A REAL WOMAN YOU FUCKING INCEL

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4197
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	34

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can make the prettiest female character you’ve ever seen! And trust us, you’ve never seen a real woman like this before, you incel! Join us for a chance to experience the most gorgeous avatars and unleash your inner fashionista.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server is built on top of a secret treasure trove, guarded by a dragon with a love for disco music. Will you be brave enough to face the dragon and claim the riches for yourself?

And if treasure hunting isn’t your thing, don’t worry! We also have unicorn stables where you can ride rainbow-maned unicorns and frolic through fields of pixie dust. It’s a magical experience that will make you question if you’re still playing Minecraft or if you’ve been transported to a fairytale land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest, most insane adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! And remember, no incels allowed – only real gamers need apply.

Crafty Nazis Not Allowed – Only Human Monsters Welcome

Allowed, armed militia, Christian Nationalism, Crafty, death, ENEMY, fascism, fascist, germany, Human, human monster, internet, Israel, Mental well-being, Minorities, Monsters, morally reprehensible, nazi, Nazis, punching nazis, shitposter, TOXIC, Trumpism, Zionism

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Magic Items Found:	7865	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as a creeper exploding in your face? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride through blocky adventures and pixelated madness!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and was greeted by a talking cow who gave them a magical diamond sword that could shoot lasers. They went on to defeat a horde of zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. It was epic!

But that’s not all! Our server is like a hidden treasure chest full of surprises. You might encounter a village of villagers who have formed a secret society dedicated to baking cakes in the shape of famous landmarks. Or you might stumble upon a group of players who have built a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember, if you come across any players spouting fascist ideas, feel free to punch them in the face (virtually, of course). Let’s keep our blocky world free from toxic ideologies and full of fun!

Crafty Neets Club

achievement, aspirations, club, Crafty, determination, dreams, fulfillment, goals, hard work, inspiration, life choices, made it, motivation, neets, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal growth, Reflection, regret, satisfaction, self improvement, success, worth it

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9455
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you question your life choices? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, explosive creepers that do the Macarena before blowing up, and a secret diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon named Barry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a disco party every Saturday night where the skeletons breakdance and the zombies show off their best Moonwalk.

So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Crafty Creeper Comedy Club

applause, Audience, club, comedy, Crafty, creeper, critique, Crowd, enjoyment, Entertainment, entertainment industry, Experience, Good show, live event, memorable, opinion, Performance, Quality, reaction, review, satisfaction, stage production, talented performers, Theater

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6389
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	46

Oh honey, it was better than good, it was EPIC! Imagine a Minecraft server where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMONDS RAIN! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join the party. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco club where zombies drop sick beats. Trust me, once you join this server, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

BootyCraft: Ahoy Land Lubbers!

Adventure, Ahoy, BOOTY, BootyCraft, captain, compass, CREW, jolly roger, Land, Lubbers, matey, nautical, Ocean, Parrot, Pirate, Plank, plunder, Rum, sailing, sea, Ship, skull and crossbones, Swashbuckler, Treasure

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1

Are ye tired of boring old Minecraft servers where ye just mine and craft all day? Well, come aboard our server where the pigs ride on the chickens and the creepers do the moonwalk! Join us for epic battles with giant squids and build your very own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, a magical unicorn spawns in the enchanted forest and grants wishes to all who find it. Want a pet dragon that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a house that can fly? No problem.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again!

WarhammerCraft: Where Creepers Fear the Emperor

APPROVED, CREEPERS, emperor, FANTASY, fear, Franchise, Gaming, Miniatures, strategy, Tabletop, V, video games, vidya, Warhammer, warhammer 40k, Warhammer Community, Warhammer enthusiasts, Warhammer fans, warhammer fantasy, Warhammer gaming community, warhammer lore, warhammer online, warhammer universe, WarhammerCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the pixelated realms of Warhammer, an approved /v/ vidya franchise that will blow your mind!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and mobs? Well, on our server, you’ll battle against Orks, Chaos, and even Space Marines as you fight for dominance in the world of Minecraft!

But that’s not all – we have custom weapons and armor that will make you the envy of all your friends. Want to ride a Warhammer 40k Dreadnought into battle? We’ve got you covered. How about wielding a chainsword that can slice through anything in your path? We’ve got that too!

Join us on this wild adventure and become the ultimate Warhammer warrior. Trust us, you won’t regret it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Blockheads R Us: Crafting since ’12 years’

12 years, 12 years0, BETRAYAL, Blockheads, corporate scandals, Corruption, cover-ups, Crafting, Deception, dishonesty, exposed secrets, Lies, political scandals, public disgrace, scandalous acts, scandalous affairs, scandalous behavior, scandalous revelations, scandals, shame, shocking scandals, unethical behavior, Years

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Potions Brewed:	61	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we’ve had more scandals in 12 years than a reality TV show! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Want to mine diamonds while riding a unicorn that shoots rainbows out of its horn? We’ve got you covered! – Ever dreamed of building a house out of giant marshmallows that you can actually eat? It’s totally possible here! – Heard of the legendary Creepers that wear top hats and monocles? They’re our server mascots!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!