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Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!
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Season 3 Start: February 12th, 2025, at 8 PM CET
VoidPrison Season 3 bringing an all-new jungle-themed adventure packed with epic new features, competitive challenges, and fresh rewards!
What’s New in Season 3?
Season 3 Rewards
More Surprises Await! Get ready for jungle-themed events, XP boosts, and mystery rewards throughout the season!
Good luck, and let the adventure begin!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| When does Season 3 start? | Season 3 starts on February 12th, 2025, at 8 PM CET. |
| What are some new features in Season 3? | New features include a jungle-themed spawn, a massive new mine, and a brand-new quest system. |
| What are the rewards for Season 3? | The rewards for Season 3 include cash prizes and gift cards for the in-game shop. |
| Are there any special events during the season? | Yes, there will be jungle-themed events, XP boosts, and mystery rewards throughout the season. |
Forget about getting left for being too soft, on this server, the crazier and more destructive you are, the better! Show your ex what she’s missing out on by unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.
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Just like the mysterious behavior of Tilly in this story, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. You’ll never know who’s coming to your town without telling you or who’s avoiding you like a creeper in the shadows.
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