pseudointellectual Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, Balls, bullshit, calling it, Days, Die, endlessly, fascist, Find, Folks, latch on, Leading, past his, people, process, pseudointellectual, realize, repeat, Saying, zapper, Zeitgeist

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	9638
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Towns Built:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

QuitCraftSpeedrun

anecdote, coworker, Departure, employment, exit, Experience, Fast, Job, Observation, QuitCraftSpeedrun, Quitting, Rapid, reason, RECORD, short lived, Story, Surprising, turnover, unexpected, work, Workplace

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3569
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Crops Grown:	7176

Have you ever seen someone quit a job faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, our Minecraft server is so addictive that new players can’t help but stay for hours on end! We’ve had newbies come in, take one look at our epic builds and crazy mini-games, and decide to quit their real-life job just so they can spend more time playing with us. Join us and see if you can resist the urge to ditch your responsibilities for a virtual world of fun and adventure!

HoseDrinkingDogGenX

backyard games, childhood memories, dog owners, Dogs, drinking from hoses, generation X, generational habits, GenX, GenX culture, GenX lifestyle, hose drinking, hose drinking tradition, hose water, HoseDrinkingDogGenX, Nostalgia, outdoor activities, outdoor traditions, pet behavior, Pets, summer fun, water play

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3811
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6235
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Crops Grown:	9803	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

So, like, this server is like, totally the best place to hang out if you wanna be, like, part of GenX, ya know? We got dogs, man. Dogs that drink from hoses. And like, GenX famously drinks from hoses too. So like, it’s a match made in Minecraft heaven, dude. Join us and be a part of this totally rad pack of hose-drinking GenXers and hose-drinking dogs. It’s gonna be, like, totally epic, bro. So come on, join us and let’s drink from hoses together, man. It’s gonna be a blast.

SestrinCraft: EndoInhibitor

Autophagy, cerebrovascular, drug target, EndoInhibitor, endothelial inflammation, endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition, inflammatory injury, Sestrin2, SestrinCraft

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	9925
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Potions Brewed:	196	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	91
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchantments Applied:	193

so, like, this server is like, totally epic, man. like, you ever wanted to inhibit endothelial inflammation and Endothelial-to-mesenchymal transition via enhanced autophagy in Minecraft? well, now you can!

join our server and be part of the most insane study ever conducted in the blocky world. we’re talking potential drug targets for cerebrovascular inflammatory injury, dude.

come on, who wouldn’t want to be a part of that? plus, we have the most lit parties in our virtual world. like, you won’t believe the crazy stuff that goes down.

so, like, join our server now and be part of the most mind-blowing adventure of your Minecraft life. trust us, you won’t regret it. #minecraftgoals #crazyadventures #inhibitinflammationlolz

CoffeeMC: No sugar, no cream, just a hint of whitelist. Now with version 1.21!

CoffeeMC, cream, Hint, Minecraft Survival Community Whitelist Vanilla Rules PVP Griefing Theft Respect Lag Racism Sexism Homophobia Transphobia Harassment Hacking Optifine Alt accounts Discord, Sugar, Vanilla, Version, Whitelist

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3277
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	266114	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

CoreMC Minecraft Server Overview

Server Information	Details
Server Type	Vanilla
Server Address	play.core-mc.net
Location	Eastern United States
Server Specifications	Ryzen 5 3550H, 32GB RAM (20GB allocated to Minecraft)

Frequently Asked Questions

What is CoreMC?

CoreMC is a Minecraft server that aims to provide a simple, vanilla Minecraft experience for players of all types.

What sets CoreMC apart from other servers?

CoreMC runs the stock vanilla .jar with minimal modifications, allowing for a true vanilla experience. The server emphasizes respect among players and allows for all vanilla gameplay elements.

What are the server rules?

No PVP/Griefing/Stealing
No item dupe glitches
Avoid excessive lag-causing builds
No racism/sexism/homophobia/transphobia/harassment
No hacking/xray/flyhacks
Alt accounts allowed with permission

How can I join CoreMC?

Join the Discord server at Discord to apply for membership.

Is CoreMC active?

CoreMC may have periods of inactivity, but the server remains online regardless. The community is looking to recruit more active players to keep the server lively.

BlindCraft Minecraft Server

BlindCraft, career on the line, cognitive dissonance, cognitive distortion., coping mechanism, Defeat, denial, denial of failure, disconnected from reality, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, emotional numbness, emotional resilience., homobeggars, Humiliation, internal conflict, Minecraft, psychological defense, reality check, SELF AWARENESS, self-deception, Server, unicorn chads

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3905
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Void Armor Forged:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	41
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of getting humiliated by CGDCT on other Minecraft servers? Are you ready to interact with homos like a boss and show them who’s the real unicorn chad? Join our server and leave all your worries behind! Our server is a place where you can forget about your career and just focus on dominating the game. Don’t be like the homobeggars, join us and feel the thrill of victory without any defeat. What are you waiting for? Come see what’s going on inside your head on our epic Minecraft server!

SpeedyCraft Minecraft Server

Choices, Choosing, choosing between two, choosing the right one, deciding between options, decision, Decision making, Dilemma, indecision, making a choice, making a decision, making a selection, Minecraft, Options, picking between choices, Selecting, selecting between options, selecting the best fit, selecting the best option, Server, SpeedyCraft, weighing options, which one spee

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4400
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. We have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night, complete with disco balls and glowstone dance floors.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown who rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the madness begin!

BossMan’sBlockParty

aita, Assertiveness, autistic, BossMansBlockParty, Boundaries, Communication, company policy, Conflict Resolution, emergency contact, Exploitation, family time, husband’s boss, on-call, remote work, Respect, Sunday work, unpaid work, work-life balance, working hours

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	5366
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	40	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of dealing with bosses who don’t appreciate your hard work? Look no further! Our server is run by a team of understanding and supportive admins who will never make you work for free like that poor husband in the story above. Join us for a virtual escape where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any boss breathing down your neck. Plus, we have special events where you can compete in virtual family outings and show off your skills. Don’t let your real life stress get you down, come join us for some Minecraft fun and leave those work worries behind!

PlumbCraft Server – Flushable Wipes Edition

#sustainability, clogged pipes, consumer protection, deceptive marketing, disposable products, eco-friendly alternatives, Edition, environmental impact, false advertising, flushable, flushable wipes, infrastructure damage, long-term consequences, misleading claims, PlumbCraft, Plumbing, product labeling, public health, regulatory oversight, responsible disposal, Server, sewer systems, wastewater treatment, water pollution, wipes

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise a lot but deliver nothing? Well, look no further because our server is so epic, even the flushable wipes are jealous! Join us and experience the thrill of destroying plumbing and sewer systems with just a click of a button. Who needs diamonds and gold when you can wreak havoc on unsuspecting villages and towns? So come on, join us and let’s flush away all your worries on our insane Minecraft server!

MineCraftyJailbreak

13 year old, abuse of power, Accountability, allegations, controversy, criminal charges, criminal justice, Evidence, investigation, Judiciary, Justice, law enforcement, Legal System, MineCraftyJailbreak, Presidency, Prison, rape, scandal, sexual assault, trump

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6442
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Night Skies:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further, because our server is so wild, even Trump would be impressed! Join us and you’ll be mining and crafting like a pro in no time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

CraftyNicotineRelief

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, cigarettes, copd, CraftyNicotineRelief, emphysema, harmful effects, health risks, Inhaler, lung cancer, nicotine addiction, nicotine replacement therapy, nicotine withdrawal, public health, quitting smoking, respiratory health, smoking, substance abuse, tobacco, tobacco industry

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4472
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Star Shards Collected:	104	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have CIGARETTES as a power up that gives you super speed and makes you invincible for 10 seconds! imagine running around the map like a crazy person, smoking your way to victory! but be careful, too many cigarettes and you might get addicted and start speaking in french! oui oui mon ami! join now for the most lit minecraft experience of your life!