pseudointellectual Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zeitgeist Zapper

Astray, Balls, bullshit, calling it, Days, Die, endlessly, fascist, Find, Folks, latch on, Leading, past his, people, process, pseudointellectual, realize, repeat, Saying, zapper, Zeitgeist

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	6783
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	138
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of following pseudointellectual fascists who lead you astray with their BS? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us and escape the endless cycle of following misguided leaders. Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and let the laughter begin!

FedoraCraft: The Cringy Katana Swingers Server

/b/s, casuals, cringy, DEBT, Deliver, dickens-dawkins loving, fedora, FedoraCraft, filthy casuals., Fortune 500 companies, higher-tier enlightenment, isogen, KATANA, katana swinging, kisslessly, mall-quality, Mining, niggers, prowl, pseudointellectual, Server, soychodes, swingers, universities, unpaid internships

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	724
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Endless Night Skies:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server!

Are you tired of being a fedorafag mall-quality katana swinging pseudointellectual dickens-dawkins loving soychode? Well, look no further because we have the perfect place for you to unleash your inner iso-genius!

Join us and leave behind the filthy casuals who think they’re better than you for serving unpaid internships in Fortune 500 companies while drowning in debt from some lame university. It’s time to show them who’s boss by mining the ISOGEN that I paid you to deliver!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let’s conquer the Minecraft world together! But remember, no niggers allowed – only true iso-geniuses need apply!

TarkovCraft: Where PMC’s and Creepers Collide

0.14 patch notes, ammo charts, arena website, change list, collide, CREEPERS, Discord, EoD, escape from tarkov, game destroying features, inertia nerfed, limb penetration, new patch, newfags, official SPT, Old thread, P2W rugpull trailer, PMCs, quest tracker, rework of armor, russian sneedware, Spring event, spt, tarkov needs website, TarkovCraft, trve believers edition, written guide

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6622
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Potions Brewed:	111	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the TRVE BELIEVERS EDITION patch that includes nerfed inertia and a rework of armor and limb penetration. But that’s not all, we also have a Spring event where you can pay 250 bucks for official SPT or 120 for stuff you were promised when you bought EOD. And if that’s not enticing enough, we have brand new game destroying features that will blow your mind!

Join us for the latest P2W rugpull trailer that will leave you speechless. Check out our 0.14 Patch notes, visit our Arena website, and get the latest Russian sneedware to enhance your gaming experience. Need help with ammo charts? We’ve got you covered. And for all the newfags out there, we have written guides and quest trackers to help you navigate through the chaos.

Don’t miss out on all your Tarkov needs on our website, where you can find change lists and join our Discord for even more fun. And remember, /eftg/ has no discord, so beware of any links posted by tranny or homo grooming servers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself!

Blocky Blunders: ‘Aaaand dropped’ Minecraft Server

Aaaand, blocky, Blunders, DROPPED, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1300
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5412	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and avoiding creepers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the ground is made of marshmallows and the sky is filled with flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground club and boogie the night away with your new llama friends.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. Dive in and claim your riches before the evil sea cucumbers get to it first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Just watch out for those sneaky dancing llamas!

TailWindSea – We are waiting for you Minecraft server

Communication, Corruption, Custom Music Plugin, Development, Drinks Plugin, elections, emotions, Entertainment, Hidden Nicknames, Interaction, Intrigues, LICENSED, Management, president, resource pack, rp, Vanilla, VOICE, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6989
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Star Shards Collected:	196	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

TailWindSea is a unique private RP Vanilla server where you definitely won’t be bored! We tried to make the most comfortable, interesting and diverse server, where the main thing is the interaction of players, communication, entertainment and development!

Server management – on our server, the players have complete internal power! Management is carried out by the president, in which any player on the server can become! Intrigues, voting, elections, corruption – everything so that you have maximum opportunities to break into the server elite!

Our server is based on vanilla with small additions such as:

->Plugin for drinks!

->Plugin for custom music inside Minecraft!

->Voice in the game and emotions!

->Hidden nicknames, immerse yourself in RP!

->Fully licensed server without registration!

->Beautiful resource pack for a bunch of renamings!

We will be glad to see everyone on our server and hope to find a common language with everyone who wants to play with us! Write your request in discord to get on the whitelist – we are waiting for everyone!)

play.tailwindsea.net

The Crafty Table: Where even the creepers have better table manners than your friends! 1.20.4

1.20.4, Community, convenience, Crafty, CREEPERS, Democracy, Discord, Feedback, Friends, influence, INN, key links, Manners, Meetings, mvp, outstanding players, Overhaul, Planet MC, Plugins, proposals, reviews, Semi Vanilla, Socialising, Staff, Survival, Table

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Dragon Eggs Found:	5090
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

About TCT:
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table!
We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms and there is a nice cozy inn to rest up in on your first night if you need it.

Features:
We recently did a huge overhaul of our world that has been running for over 1 year now! We regenerated nearly 3 million chunks across the world to bring in new 1.20 content and areas to explore!
Our plugins:
– Lands
– Worldguard
– Multiverse
– Chat feelings
– Gsit
– Dynmap

What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host monthly reviews of our staff where you can give feedback on what we do well and can do better, alongside an MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:
Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

FAQ

1. What type of server is The Crafty Table?

The Crafty Table is a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with its own creative world.

2. What makes The Crafty Table unique?

One of the biggest unique features of The Crafty Table is its democracy on the server, allowing players influence over the world and server decisions.

3. How often are community meetings held?

Community meetings are held every Saturday at 8pm GMT on our Discord server.

4. Can players suggest changes or additions to the server?

Yes, players can suggest changes or additions to the server through the Discord server and proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

5. How can players give feedback on the staff?

Players can give feedback on the staff during the monthly staff reviews and also participate in the MVP vote to highlight outstanding players.

Blocky Bros & Hilarious Hoes Minecraft Server

blocky, bros, comedy, comedy industry, double standards, funny men, funny women, gender bias, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, hilarious, Hoes, humor, humor perception, humor research, Men, men in comedy, Minecraft, Server, sexism, societal expectations, stand up comedy, Stereotypes, Women, women in comedy

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the jokes are as stale as last week’s bread? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! We guarantee that our hilarious community will have you rolling on the floor laughing in no time.

Join us and witness epic stand-up comedy routines performed by our resident Minecraft comedian, Steve the Creeper. His explosive punchlines will blow you away! And don’t even get us started on our comedy club, where skeletons tell bone-chilling jokes and zombies try their hand at brainy humor.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special event every Friday called “Funny Females Fiasco” where we challenge the age-old question, “Why are women just not funny like men?” Trust us, you won’t want to miss this showdown of comedic proportions.

So come on down to our server and prepare to laugh your blocks off! Who knew Minecraft could be this hilarious?

Creepers and Cuties Minecraft Server

adorable, Alluring, appealing, attractive, Beautiful, Captivating, charming, CREEPERS, cute, cute girl, Cuties, delightful, Enchanting, endearing, fetching, Gorgeous, Lovely, lovely girl, Minecraft, PRETTY, Server, Stunning, SWEET, winsome

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	2624
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you ask? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with diamonds for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft creature – the rainbow llama. Yes, you heard that right. These llamas are said to bring good luck and fortune to whoever befriends them. So come join our server and be the envy of all your friends with your own rainbow llama companion.

And last but not least, our server is known for its epic dance parties that happen every Saturday night. Get your groove on with other players and show off your best dance moves in our virtual club. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

Cupid’s Chokehold SMP: Where Cupid’s aim is as bad as a skeleton’s in the dark.

aim, Artifacts, backpack mods, bad, chokehold, Community, Cupids, Dark, discord server, expanded ecosphere, Friends, Gaming, ip address, let’s do collection, Minecraft, Modded, Modpack, plushie mods, promenade, sandwichable, server ip, Set homes, Skeletons, smp, tpa requests, voice chat, william wyther, yung’s better collection

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8121
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	1409
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Towns Built:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	9

Minecraft Server Overview:

Feature	Description
Voice chat/proximity chat	Ability to communicate with other players in-game.
Set homes/tpa requests	Convenient teleportation options for players.
Promenade + William Wyther’s expanded ecosphere for biomes	Enhanced biomes for diverse exploration.
Yung’s better collection	Improved items and resources collection.
Sandwichable	Build and enjoy delicious sandwiches in-game.
Plushie mods	Fun and cute additions with plushie mods.
Backpack mods	Convenient storage options with backpack mods.
Artifacts	Discover and collect artifacts in the game.
Discord server	Community hangout space outside of Minecraft.
Let’s do collection	Engaging activities and items for players.

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions):

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out a quick form mentioned in the overview to see if you’d be a good fit, then you’ll receive the modpack and server info.

Q: When was the server created?

A: The server was built on 4/21/2024.

Q: Are there specific rules for the server?

A: Rules and guidelines will likely be provided once you join the server through the form submission.

Q: Is the server active and welcoming to new players?

A: Yes, the server is looking for active and friendly players to build a community with.

Q: What is the server IP?

A: You can find the server IP at 147.135.30.170:25688.

Vault hunters 3 Server VS Hypixel

Active, Adventure, Community, Dedicated, discussion, Economy, enthusiasts, Epic, Experience, FTB, Hub, Immersive, Minecraft, Modded, PvE, Raids, Server, Staff, strategy, top tier, vibrant, voice channels, zero lag

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5783
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Potions Brewed:	125	Void Armor Forged:	16
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6

Feature	Hypixel	Vault Hunters 3 Server
Player Base	One of the largest Minecraft server player bases	Active community of modded Minecraft enthusiasts
Server Performance	Occasional lag spikes due to high player traffic	Zero-lag servers for a smooth gameplay experience
Game Modes	Wide variety of minigames and modes	Focus on the Vault Hunters 3 modpack
Community Engagement	Active forums, events, and community channels	Lively discussions, voice channels, and Vault raid strategies
Staff Support	Dedicated staff members for player assistance	Dedicated staff ensuring smooth experience

FAQ:

1. Which Minecraft server has a larger player base? – Hypixel is known for having one of the largest Minecraft server player bases.

2. Which server offers a smoother gameplay experience with zero lag? – The Vault Hunters 3 Server is renowned for its zero-lag servers, providing a smooth gameplay experience.

3. Does Hypixel offer a variety of game modes and minigames? – Yes, Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames and game modes for players to enjoy.

4. What is the primary focus of the Vault Hunters 3 Server? – The Vault Hunters 3 Server focuses on the Vault Hunters modpack, catering to modded Minecraft enthusiasts.

5. How do the two servers engage with their communities? – Hypixel engages with its community through forums, events, and community channels, while the Vault Hunters 3 Server offers lively discussions, voice channels, and strategies for Vault raids.

6. Do both servers have dedicated staff for player support? – Yes, both Hypixel and the Vault Hunters 3 Server have dedicated staff members ensuring a smooth and enjoyable experience for every player.

CraftyMcCraftFace

Anime, Band of the Hawk, BETRAYAL, Bewzewk, casca, character analysis, controversy, CraftyMcCraftFace, dark fantasy, did Griffith do nothing wrong, eclipse, FANTASY, golden age, griffith, guts, Manga, moral ambiguity, questionable actions, Redemption, Revenge, sacrifice

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1915
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We believe that Griffith did nothing wrong and we embrace chaos and mayhem at every turn.

Join our server if you want to build a giant statue of Griffith as your spawn point, or if you want to roleplay as a member of the Band of the Hawk. We have special events where players can reenact the Eclipse and see who can survive the longest.

But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to summon demons and sacrifice villagers for special rewards. And if you’re feeling particularly evil, you can even betray your friends and join the God Hand for ultimate power.

So come join us on our server and let your inner Griffith shine through! Just remember, there are no rules here except one: Griffith did nothing wrong.

Crafty McCraftface: The Server Where You Can’t Spell ‘Craft’ Without ‘Lol’

Companionship, Craft, Crafty, cultural imperialism, discrimination, diverse motivations, Exotic, harmful stereotypes, hypersexualized, lol, love, McCraftface, power imbalances, prejudices, race fetishization, racial differences, Server, societal expectations, societal racism, Spell, Stereotypes, submissive, Superiority, White Male Asian Female, white male dominance, white privilege, WMAF

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4866
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Star Shards Collected:	125	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where WMAF stands for “We Make Awesome Forts”! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building the craziest forts you can imagine with your fellow players.

Forget about race fetishization and cultural imperialism, on our server, the only thing we’re dominating is the leaderboard with our epic fort-building skills. Asian female, white male, purple alien – it doesn’t matter, as long as you’re ready to have a blast and show off your creativity.

Some say our forts are so impressive, they could rival the Great Wall of China. Others claim that playing on our server has brought them true love and companionship, regardless of their background. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your soulmate while crafting the ultimate fortress together.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where stereotypes are left at the door and the only thing that matters is having a good time. Build, explore, and conquer the Minecraft world with us on WMAF – the only server where diversity is celebrated and fun is guaranteed!