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SchoolceptionCraft

ACADEMIC, Classroom, education, educator, learning, Lesson, School, school activities, school community, school curriculum, school day, school environment, school life, school resources, school routine, school schedule, SchoolceptionCraft, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2953
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	2083	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Commissions, CONTENT, Decagrammaton, Events, Global, Grand Assault, guides, Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Resources, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	9974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	425	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yes, you heard that right, creepers dancing! But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken, rumored to be the most powerful creature in all of Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against the evil Potato Army, led by the tyrannical King Spud. Defeat them and you’ll be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyRainbow – Trendy Minecraft Server

1600m yen, 22, CraftyRainbow, full year, Last year, MERGE INC, Minecraft, Niji EN, Q4, Server, trendy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	569	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Endless Night Skies:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Towns Built:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixels are as vibrant as a rainbow and the adventures are as wild as a unicorn on roller skates! Join us and experience the thrill of building your very own virtual empire while riding on the backs of flying pigs.

Our server has seen a 22% increase in players from last year, with Q4 bringing in a whopping 1600 million yen in revenue. That’s right, we’re making it rain virtual currency like it’s nobody’s business!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment gone wrong, resulting in mutant creepers that shoot laser beams out of their eyes. Don’t worry, though, they’re friendly… most of the time.

So come on down to our server and see for yourself why everyone is talking about the insanity that is NIJI EN – you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination.

NephewGriefGraduationFun

attitude, Behavior, Communication, Conflict, cultural values, culture, Disrespect, family, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family traditions, Graduation, Manners, Mexican, nephew, NephewGriefGraduationFun, Party, psychologist, reconciliation, special day

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Votes:	2258
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you tired of family drama ruining your Minecraft experience? Join our server where family feuds are a thing of the past! No more awkward family gatherings or rude nephews ruining your daughter’s med school graduation. Our server is a drama-free zone where you can build, mine, and craft in peace. Say goodbye to disrespectful relatives and hello to a fun and welcoming community. Join now and leave the family drama behind!

SongCraft Minecraft Server

emotions, Harmony, Identity, Individuality, inspiration, introspection, Journey, Life, Lyrics, Melody, Minecraft, motivation, Music, Passion, Personal, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, Self-expression, Server, SongCraft, Soundtrack, theme song

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	792
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Ores Mined:	608	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1

Are you tired of living a boring life with no epic soundtrack to accompany your every move? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, your life will have its very own theme song! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the epic “Eye of the Creeper” starts playing in the background. Or how about battling a horde of zombies while “Zombie Slayer Anthem” blares through your speakers? Join our server and let your life be the ultimate Minecraft adventure with a killer soundtrack to match!

BlockyMoodBoosters

bad mood, BlockyMoodBoosters, coping mechanisms, emotional regulation, Emotional support, emotional well being, healthy coping mechanisms, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, mood management, positive thinking, relaxation techniques, SELF AWARENESS, self help, self reflection, self soothing, self-care, self-care strategies, Stress Management, stress relief

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1184
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Farms Harvested:	829	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

When you’re in a bad mood, do you punch a pillow? Scream into a pillow? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can take out all your frustrations by punching virtual blocks! Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than punching a pillow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party where the creepers bust out their best moves. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the worm.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our exclusive quest to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. Rumor has it, whoever wields it becomes the ultimate Minecraft champion. Are you up for the challenge?

So why join our server? Because where else can you punch virtual blocks, dance with creepers, and embark on epic quests all in one place? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the fun begin!

HezbollahGoneBoomCraft

airstrike, alleged, Assassination, Commander, Conflict, Defense, Eliminated, hezbollah, HezbollahGoneBoomCraft, intelligence, Israeli, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Senior, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	36
Votes:	7315	Holy Grails Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a senior Hezbollah commander in an alleged Israeli airstrike! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging airstrikes while building your dream blocky world. Plus, our mods are so savage they’ll make you question reality. So come on down and join the madness, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

NoMorePaperCutsMC

bandages, Caution, daily threat, finger injury, first aid, Healing Process, INCONVENIENCE, medical attention, minor injuries, no longer, NoMorePaperCutsMC, office accidents, Pain, Paper cuts, Prevention, Protection, Safety Measures, sharp objects, small cuts, used to be, workplace hazards

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	7530
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Farms Harvested:	636
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

join our server and experience the thrill of surviving in a world where paper cuts are the LEAST of your worries.

we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and rainbow sheep that poop out golden apples.

our lava is actually chocolate milk, and our zombies break out into dance parties instead of attacking you.

build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, and battle against evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns.

come join us and see why our server is the craziest, most ridiculous place to play Minecraft. you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Active, Adventure, building, Community, Events, Exploration, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, No mods, no plugins, ONLINE, Popular, Server, Survival, Unique, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3621
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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