PSD’s Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MineCraftyMe Server

American, Be me, boxers, brain-dead, cartoons, empty life, funny writing, highlight, malfunction, microchip, MineCraftyMe, Npc, original thought, PSD’s, Server, tiktok, works at clothing store, zombies, Zoomer

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Animals Bred:	200	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

> Join our Minecraft server and escape the brain-dead NPC zombies of the real world! > We have custom-designed boxers in-game that will make you go “AYYYYOOOOOOOOOO!!! THEY GOT MINECRAFT BOXERS!!!” > Every time you log in, without fail, you will be greeted by the sight of hilarious boxers that will bring joy to your pixelated life. > Why settle for real-life zoomers when you can join our server and interact with fellow gamers who have functioning tiktok microchips in their heads? > Don’t let the empty life of real-world NPCs bring you down, come join us and experience a world where the highlight of your day is finding the perfect pair of virtual boxers.

Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

adult chat, dft, dirty talk, Discord, erotic content, explicit conversation, Fappy, fappy talky, fetish discussion, fetishes, jerk off, kinks, Masturbation, Minecraft, naughty chat, NSFW, onsen, paizuri, Relaxation, Roleplay, sexting, sexual fantasies, sexual satisfaction, smp, Talky

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post your fetishes, talk about your wildest fantasies, and even have a good ol’ jerk off session with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is known for its relaxing onsen paizuri edition, where you can unwind in a hot spring while receiving some… ahem, special attention. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join /dft/ today and let the debauchery begin! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and an open mind, because things are about to get wild.

Sakura Garden

Acquainted, Adventure, building, Claims, Community, Diverse, enthusiastic, Exploration, Friendly, Friends, Fun, Gaming, lonely, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sakura Garden, Server, support team, Survival, Towny, Trade

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1082
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Enchantments Applied:	253
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9174
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Survival and trade genres are diverse, with claims and enthusiastic support team, you will not worry about being lonely when playing on the server, everyone is very friendly so it is easy to make friends and get acquainted.

sakuragarden.asia:25556

Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

1 thing he did wrong, blunder, Daisy, error, Fault, faux pas, Flaw, Minecraft, miscalculation, misdeed, mishap, misjudgment, misstep, mistake, name.., Offense, Oopsie, oversight, Server, slip-up, transgression, wrongdoing

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	3390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Love Letters Sent:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wildest adventures in blocky land! We have flying pigs that poop diamonds, talking cows that give out free enchanted items, and a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers.

One time, a player named Steve accidentally built a house out of TNT instead of bricks. Needless to say, it didn’t end well for him, but it sure was a blast to watch! So come join us and see what crazy shenanigans you can get into on our server. Just remember, the only thing you’ll be doing wrong is not joining us sooner!

The Anonymous SMP – No. 16517312

ANONYMOUS, smp

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	280
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Farms Harvested:	936	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Welcome to KWAB, the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined KWAB and stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. They danced the night away, dodging exploding dance moves and arrow shots like pros. It was a night to remember, until the party was crashed by a gang of zombie villagers demanding brain smoothies.

But that’s not all! On KWAB, you can also participate in our annual llama racing competition, where players ride llamas through obstacle courses filled with flying chickens and exploding pigs. The winner gets a crown made out of diamond blocks and bragging rights for life!

So come join KWAB, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional rogue ender dragon). Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

XenosMC

armor sets, Bosses, cave mining, cells, custom mines, Dark Auction, ENERGY, Generators, GKits, Guards, king of the hill, Koth, Masks, meteors, Minecraft, Mini Games, Ore rushes, outposts, overworld bandits, Pickaxe Enchants, pickaxe upgrade, Prestige, Prison, Prisons, PvE, PvP, PvP enchants, Raiding, Raiding system, Server, shards currencies

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	249
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Minecraft Prions Server with a custom cave mining and pickaxe upgrade system. – Various custom mines, Meteors, and Ore rushes – Custom Guards – Custom energy and shards currencies – Custom Gkits – Custom Bosses – Custom Outposts – Custom Cells, Generators and Raiding system – Custom pvp and pickaxe enchants – Custom armor sets and masks – Custom overworld bandits – King Of The Hill (Koth) – Prestige and Pickaxe Prestige – Custom Dark Auction (Outbid other players)

play.xenosmc.net

ContentMine – 1.20.80-1.21.40 Minecraft server

Adventure, Auto-mine, bonus codes, BUILD, Community, ContentMine, creativity, Events, Friends, game modes, imagination, lags, Minecraft, Possibilities, Rewards, Server, smooth play, stable operation, Survival, Youtubers

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	598
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	26	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

ContentMine is an exciting Minecraft server for all lovers of creativity and survival! Here you will find:A variety of game modes: from classic survival to creative mode. Friendly community: take part in events, build together with other players and find new friends. Unique features: bonus codes, special rewards, and YouTubers. Stable operation: the server is optimized for smooth play without lags. Join ContentMine and start your adventure in a world where the possibilities are limited only by your imagination! ?

Mc.contentmine.ru:25633

Middle Class Meltdown Minecraft Server

Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Class, Competition, consumerism, Corporations, Economic shift, Economy, Globalization, income, Job, market, Meltdown, middle, middle class, Minecraft, products, purchasing power, Relevance, Server, Technology, third worlders, Usa, wealth gap, Workforce

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6562
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Mines Excavated:	4626	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Emeralds Found:	6980
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and witness the epic battle between the middle class in the USA and third worlders making only 200 USD per year. Who will come out on top? Who will buy the corporations products? It’s a showdown like you’ve never seen before!

But that’s not all! ChatGPT is also in the mix, making everyone’s job irrelevant. Can you outsmart an AI and save the day? Only on our server will you find out!

So what are you waiting for? Join now for a wild ride full of laughs, epic battles, and insane stories that will keep you coming back for more. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bear Market Minecraft SMP Money Making

10. Bear market profits, 11. Bear market portfolio management, 12. Bear market wealth building, 13. Bear market risk management, 14. Bear market asset allocation, 15. Bear market investment strategies, 16. Bear market economic indicators, 17. Bear market hedging techniques, 18. Bear market diversification, 19. Bear market income generation, 2. Investing in a bear market, 20. Bear market long term investing., 3. Making money in a downturn, 4. Stock market downturn, 5. Financial planning in a bear market, 6. Bear market investing tips, 7. Bear market opportunities, 8. Bear market trading, 9. Bear market survival, Bear, Bear market strategies, making, market, Minecraft, MONEY, smp

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	953
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2209
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only way to make money is by mining and farming? Well, look no further because our server has a unique way for you to make bank even in a bear market!

Join our server and participate in our underground llama racing league! That’s right, we’ve trained llamas to race each other for your entertainment and betting pleasure. Place your bets on the fastest llama and watch as you rake in the diamonds.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground casino where you can try your luck at our custom mini-games like Creeper Roulette and Enderman Blackjack. Who knew gambling could be so fun in Minecraft?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a pack of rabid wolves, join us now and start making money in the most insane ways possible!

DBL server

Adventures, Community, Community Focused, creativity, Cross-Play, DBL server, Economy, expand, Forge, Future, game modes, Minecraft, Path, PvE, PvP, Server, Shape, Survival, survival skills, tight-knit, Vanilla, world

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4269
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	New Chunks Explored:	290404
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26

Join DBL – a tight-knit, community-focused Minecraft survival server. Starting small, we plan to expand with more game modes as our community grows. Dive into a world where your creativity and survival skills will forge your path and shape the future adventures that await!”

24.66.27.62

Blocky Fantasy Minecraft Server

ap, Auto Summon Select, blocky, bp, C. Quatre, C. Zooey, Campaign Quest, Christmas Messages, Clashes special, crew directory., Daily Single draw, Estarriola, Extra Drops Campaign, FANTASY, FAQ, Feather Daily Point skin, Friend Summon Select, gbf, granblue fantasy, Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, Granblue Fantasy General, helpful links, Holy Night’s Starring Light, Host cost, login crystals, Michael, Minecraft, Old Bonds, Qol, Ramen Travels with Cassius, Replicard Defender, Rewind weapon, ROADMAP, rp, Server, Tales of Arcarum, unite & fight, Water Favored, Winter Special, XP..

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8432
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Crops Grown:	4713	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than C. Zooey’s Light element? Look no further! Our server is so fire, even C. Quatre would approve! Join now and experience the Holy Night’s Starring Light outfit for Michael – available for a limited time only until 12/26! 🎅🔥

But wait, there’s more! Our Granblue Fantasy Winter Special event is in full swing, with daily single draws, 200 login crystals, and insane bonuses like 1.5x RP/XP, ½AP/BP, and ½ Host cost. Plus, we’ve got Clashes special events and even a Replicard Defender +1 – because why not?

Feeling the heat? Our Extra Drops Campaign for Fire elements will have you burning up the leaderboard from 12/15 to 12/21. And with our quality of life updates like rewind weapon & summon sales, auto summon select, and even a Feather Daily Point skin, you’ll be living your best Minecraft life in no time.

Join us for the side story “Old Bonds” and get ready for the upcoming Unite & Fight event – Water Favored, baby! And mark your calendars for Granblue Fantasy FES 2024, where the hype is so real, it’ll make your pickaxe tremble with excitement.

Ready to start your adventure? Just head to our website in any Chromium-based browser and let the fun begin! And don’t forget to check out our FAQ for all the answers to your burning questions – because we’ve got your back, like a trusty diamond sword.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world of epic quests, insane battles, and more memes than you can shake a Creeper at. See you in-game, adventurer! 🎮🔥