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Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8207 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4690 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 9935 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 184 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 31 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground base filled with rare mobs that drop enchanted golden apples like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, our server mascot is a dancing llama named Larry who wears a top hat and monocle. Yeah, Larry is the real MVP, let me tell ya.
Oh, and did I mention that every full moon, a giant chicken spawns in the middle of our spawn point and lays diamond eggs? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I swear. So if you wanna join the most wacky and wild Minecraft SMP out there, hit us up and remember to bring your A-game and your best cheat codes, bro!