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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 5542 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 3237 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3272 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?