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| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1931 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 6054 |
| Ores Mined: | 8166 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Remember the good ol’ days before 9/11 when the world was a simpler place? Well, our Minecraft server is like a time machine back to those carefree times! Join us for a blast from the past and experience a world where creepers were just misunderstood cuddly creatures and diamond armor was the height of fashion.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once built a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and sheer determination. Rumor has it that if you find him in-game, he’ll grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for unlimited diamonds, he’s a bit touchy about that).
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a pumpkin on your head for protection? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash, but hey, that just adds to the excitement). Join us now and let the ridiculousness begin!
