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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3866 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 21 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 87 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 1027 |
also, did i mention that our server has a secret underground disco club where the creepers like to bust a move? yeah, it’s pretty wild. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and magical potions that make you fly. no joke, it happened to my cousin’s friend’s sister’s boyfriend’s uncle’s pet parrot.
so what are you waiting for? come join our wacky minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. yeah, you heard me right. FREE PIZZA. don’t miss out, dude.