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| Players: | 104/300 | Votes: | 9133 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 8 | Crops Grown: | 9316 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 27 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 70 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about pulling out a gun again! Why? Because on our server, the only weapons you’ll need are your trusty pickaxe and sword to fend off the hordes of creeper zombies and evil skeleton warriors!
Join us for a wild adventure where you’ll EXPLORE vast, UNCHARTED lands filled with hidden treasures and dangerous dungeons. But beware, for the land is also inhabited by mischievous endermen who will steal your blocks and leave you stranded!
But fear not, for our server is also home to the legendary IRON GOLEM, a powerful protector who will defend you from any threat. Just be sure to keep him well-fed with plenty of iron ingots!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to go back to the real world where guns are actually necessary!
