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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 1374 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 11 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server also features special events like “Mother’s Day Grave Drawing Competition” and “Sleep-Talking Confessions Showdown.” And don’t forget to join our exclusive lunchtime counseling sessions where you can tell off your SIL for being jealous of a dead person.
So if you’re looking for a server that’s more dysfunctional than your own family, join us now! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you entertained?