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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 2826 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even trillion dollar companies are struggling to afford advertising! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-encrusted pigs, flying creepers, and secret underground bases that are definitely not hiding any stolen emeralds.
Our server is so exclusive that even the richest of the rich are pinching pennies just to get a spot in our world. Rumor has it that the CEO of a certain trillion dollar company tried to buy a 4chan ad to promote our server, but couldn’t scrape together enough funds after spending all their money on golden carrots for their virtual horses.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples and stacks of emeralds. Just be careful not to anger the server admins, or you might find yourself banished to the Nether for eternity. Happy crafting!
