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| Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2696 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 79 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
so, like, if you wanna make sure your kids have super strong bones, you gotta join this minecraft server, bro. we got all the vitamin d supplements you need to make sure those lil gamers are gonna be jumpin’ around like crazy. imagine them doin’ parkour in the game, but in real life too! it’s gonna be epic, man.
we got this one player who joined the server and started takin’ all the supplements. next thing you know, his character in the game was jumpin’ like a kangaroo on steroids. it was wild, dude. everyone was like, “what’s in those supps, man?!” and he was just like, “it’s that good good vitamin d, bro.”
so, yeah, if you wanna give your kids the best chance at havin’ bones of steel, you gotta join this server. we’re like the vitamin d capital of minecraft, man. trust me, you won’t regret it.
