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CheckMateCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9893
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Potions Brewed:	147
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	803	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to worry about crazy friends causing chaos like Emily and her unruly kids.

Join our server and leave all the real-life drama behind! No more splitting bills with entitled friends or dealing with drunk, hysterical visitors at your doorstep. Our server is a safe haven for all Minecraft players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time without any unnecessary drama.

Plus, we have exclusive in-game events where you can break your friend’s nose and finger (virtually, of course) without any real-life consequences. So come join us and leave all the craziness behind – because in our server, the only thing you’ll be breaking is blocks!

ToxicCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2626
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Buildings Constructed:	49	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Farms Harvested:	513
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is too nice and polite? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you toxic players out there! Join us if you enjoy griefing, trolling, and causing chaos wherever you go.

Our server is like a wild west town where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a middle finger? Go for it! Want to steal all your neighbor’s diamonds and blame it on a creeper? No problem! The only rule here is that there are no rules.

But that’s not all – we also have weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ban someone from the server for a day. It’s like a virtual Thunderdome, but with more explosions and less Tina Turner.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you can let your toxic flag fly high, come join us today. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin – you’re gonna need it!

BlockyMadness

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6077
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches players into the sky and then drops them into a pit of lava? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet! Our server is the perfect place for all you crazy builders out there who want to unleash your wildest imaginations.

We have a secret underground base where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches, but watch out for the hidden traps and surprise attacks from our resident ninja villagers. And if you’re feeling extra daring, why not take a dip in our lava-filled swimming pool? It’s the hottest attraction in town!

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft game to the next level and embrace your inner madness, come join us on our server. Just be prepared for some seriously unhinged fun!

CraftyTrumpVancePutin

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2970
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

come join our minecraft server where putin’s bestie sergei lavrov praises trump and vance like they’re the ultimate minecraft gods. we’ve got crazy builds that will make your brain explode with joy and excitement. you’ll be mining diamonds like a pro and battling creepers like a boss. plus, our community is filled with hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you laughing until you cry. so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe!

Tooth Fairy’s Block Party

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	6810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	9223	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Ever wondered what would happen if Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy all met up in one place? Well, guess what? That’s basically what our Minecraft server is like!

Picture this: Santa is riding around on a sleigh pulled by creepers, the Easter Bunny is hopping around leaving colorful eggs filled with diamonds, and the Tooth Fairy is flying around collecting all the enchanted golden apples she can find.

Join our server and witness the most epic crossover event in Minecraft history! Who knows what other mythical creatures might show up? Maybe Bigfoot will start a dance party with the Loch Ness Monster, or the Chupacabra will challenge the Yeti to a snowball fight.

Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on our server. Come join us and let your imagination run wild!

Broom-ickety Split! A magical place for all your Minecraft needs: SMP, Creative, Semi-Vanilla, and more! Fly on Sundays for extra fun!

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2967
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4706
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15
Gods Slained:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.broomstix.net
Default Ports	Specific ports provided
Discord Server	https://discord.gg/qbdA4Gs3f8
Online In-game map	https://map.broomstix.net/

Features:

Running on the latest Minecraft version: 1.21 Tricky Trials
Bedrock and Java cross-play (No Java account required)
Hard difficulty
Custom enchantments
Teleport mobs with leads
Free fly in the overworld every Sunday
ProtectionStones for land claiming
Bartering economy system
No grief allowed
Main PvP arena with keep inventory
Random teleportation in overworld and nether
In-game private messaging and player teleportation commands
Minecraft-Discord integration
Responsive staff
Voting ranks and rewards
Server shops, public market, and tutorial warps

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. How can I join the server?

To join the server, use the IP address play.broomstix.net in your Minecraft client.

2. Can I play on the server with both Bedrock and Java versions?

Yes, the server supports cross-play between Bedrock and Java versions, and a Java account is not required.

3. Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server. Players are encouraged to create and build without fear of their creations being destroyed.

Westoid Wackiness Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6549
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Items Found:	5032	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Animals Bred:	100

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place in the Minecraft universe!

Join us as we embark on a quest to save the Westoids from a horde of evil zombie chickens who have taken over their land. But be warned, these chickens are no ordinary poultry – they shoot lasers out of their eyes and can fly!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And don’t forget about our annual llama racing competition, where the fastest llama wins a diamond-encrusted saddle.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a hero in the wackiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

AnonCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5098
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Votes:	106
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you crazy crafters out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have taken over the virtual world and demand sacrifices of diamond blocks to keep the peace. Don’t worry, they’re actually quite friendly once you get to know them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

3. Our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Yes, you heard that right – CANDY. Just watch out for the evil gingerbread men, they’re not as sweet as they look.

4. We host weekly “Build Battles” where players compete to create the most ridiculous and over-the-top structures imaginable. From giant toilet castles to pixel art of Nicolas Cage, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6885
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Chimeras Created:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of adulting and ready to embrace your inner child? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow unicorns, talking llamas, and a secret underground club where the password is “fartknuckle.”

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and unleash your creativity. Build a giant toilet house, ride a flying pig, or challenge the server owner to a dance-off (spoiler alert: they have some killer moves).

So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a pumpkin into a disco ball, ride a rollercoaster made of cheese, and battle a horde of evil chickens armed with nothing but a rubber chicken? Embrace your inner child and join us today!

Creeper Serenade

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8514
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	5619
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Imagine this: you, singing your heart out in a duet with none other than Justin Bieber on our Minecraft server! That’s right, our server is so magical that it can make dreams like this come true. Join us and who knows, maybe next time you log in, you’ll find yourself jamming out with Beyoncé or serenading Taylor Swift. The possibilities are endless on our server, where music meets Minecraft in the most hilarious and unexpected ways. So come on, join us and get ready to rock out with the biggest stars in the world!