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Sloths Are Us SMP – The Slowest and Laggiest Minecraft Server Around!

Active, Community, Discord, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Griefprevention, java, LAGGIEST, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Players, Plugins, Ranks, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Shops, Sloths, SLOWEST, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.20.6 and later
Features	Land claims, rank system, economy, PvP arena
IP	SlothSMP.Com

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claim feature to safeguard your creations.
Is there a rank system on the server?	Yes, we offer a rewarding rank system for players.
How does the economy work?	We have a dynamic economy system in place for buying and selling goods.
Are there PvP opportunities on the server?	Yes, we have a dedicated PvP arena for battles.
Is the server focused on peaceful gameplay?	Outside of the PvP arena, the server aims to provide a peaceful and creative environment for players.

Larpers & Trannies Minecraft Server

Board, discrimination, Diversity, exclusion, Females, Gaming, gender, Inclusivity, internet culture, LARPers, LGBTQ, marginalized communities, Minecraft, Misogyny, Online Community, Roleplaying, Server, sexism, social media, Stereotypes, trannies, Transgender

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as mythical as the creatures in the game! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where there are no females, only larpers and trannies. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of larpers stumbled upon our server and decided to stay. They brought their epic costumes and role-playing skills, turning every quest into an adventure worthy of a Tolkien novel. And then, the trannies arrived, bringing their fabulous fashion sense and fierce determination to conquer the virtual world.

Together, they created a community like no other, where creativity knows no bounds and the only limit is your imagination. So come join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and slay dragons with your fellow larpers and trannies. It’s a wild ride, but trust us, you won’t want to miss it!

TerriermonSMP: The Minecraft Adventures of a Newbie Assistant

#youtube, Adventures, Anime, Assistant, cute animals, Digimon, digital pet, Entertainment, funny animals, internet, Minecraft, New Terriermon, newbie, online content, pet care, popular video, social media, Technology, Terriermon, TerriermonSMP, Video, viral video, Virtual Pet

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Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a pack of wild Terriermons come charging through, causing chaos and mischief everywhere they go. But fear not, for you can tame these mischievous creatures and have them as your loyal assistants in your Minecraft adventures!

And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Dance the night away with the creepiest of Minecraft legends and show off your best moves!

So why wait? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of craziness in the world of blocks and pixels. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

DockBlock Minecraft Server

Behavior, Boundaries, Confrontation, dock, DockBlock, Kids, Liability, Minecraft, neighbor, neighbors, parents, Permission, Platform, Property, property rights, Ramp, Riverfront, rocks, Server, signs, trespassing, Videos, War

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic riverfront property complete with a dock/ramp/platform that will make your neighbors jealous! But watch out, because our neighbors’ kids and friends just can’t resist the temptation to jump and run all over it, even after we’ve posted no trespassing signs.

We’ve tried talking to the parents, but they just don’t seem to get the message. One mother even had the audacity to claim that my wife gave permission, when she definitely did not! And to top it off, they’ve been caught throwing rocks at our ramp late at night.

Join our server now and help us defend our precious ramp from these unruly neighbors and their rock-throwing kids. It’s a battle of epic proportions, and we need all the help we can get to protect our property from invasion! Who knows, you might even earn the title of Ramp Defender Extraordinaire!

ExFriendExiledMC

aita, Apologize.., BETRAYAL, Event, ex-friend, ExFriendExiledMC, falling out, group planning, heartbroken, mutual friends, school events, social media, teenage daughter, ticketed event, toxic relationship, uninvited, uninviting, unpaid tickets, verbal abuse

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Our server is like a peaceful oasis in a sea of teenage friend group chaos.

Join us and escape the toxic relationships and name-calling of real life. No more worrying about who’s unfollowing who on social media or who’s excluding who from group projects. On our server, the only drama you’ll find is when someone accidentally blows up their own house with TNT.

And if you’re worried about uninviting someone from a ticketed event, don’t stress! On our server, everyone is invited to the virtual party, even if they’ve been blocked or unfollowed. Plus, you won’t have to worry about getting repaid for those tickets – everything is free in the Minecraft world!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs friends when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof fortress? Let’s build and battle together, because on our server, the only thing exploding will be your mind with fun!

200YearLife Minecraft SMP

200YearLife, aging gracefully, aspirations, changes, dreams, extended life, future planning, goals, health, life choices, Lifestyle, long lifespan, Longevity, longevity benefits, Minecraft, opportunities, personal growth, Priorities, self improvement, self reflection, smp, Time management, wellness

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who cares about those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a giant chicken race with the other players. The winner gets a diamond block and the losers have to wear chicken suits for a week. And that’s just the beginning! We have weekly events like lava parkour, zombie pigman rodeos, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself (spoiler alert: he’s actually a really good DJ).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to live for 200 years thanks to our magical time-extending potion. Imagine all the diamonds you could mine, all the mobs you could slay, and all the epic bases you could build in two centuries! Plus, rumor has it that if you reach the ripe old age of 200, you’ll unlock the secret ability to fly on a giant rainbow-colored llama. Who wouldn’t want that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a lifetime (or two) of laughs, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos. Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

BlockBusterOpinions

Analysis, Argument, BlockBusterOpinions, Cinema, controversial, controversial opinion, critique, debate, discussion, film, film analysis, film perspective, film review, hot take, Movie, movie criticism, Movie debate, opinion, perspective, unpopular, Viewpoint

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Are you tired of boring old movie discussions? Do you want to debate the most controversial movie takes with fellow Minecraft players? Join our server and argue about why Sharknado is the greatest cinematic masterpiece of all time or why The Emoji Movie deserved an Oscar! Our community is full of film fanatics who love to stir up some drama and have a laugh. So come on down and let’s get ready to rumble… with popcorn in hand!

GazaCraft: IDF Rescue Minecraft Server

Captivity, Conflict Resolution, crisis management., gaza, Gaza Strip, GazaCraft, Hostage, hostage rescue, hostage situation, idf, international news, Israel Defense Forces, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian conflict, Palestinian territories, political tensions, Qaid Farhan Alkadi, rescue, rescues, security operation, Server

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So, like, our server is so lit that even the IDF is getting in on the action! We straight up rescued a dude named Qaid Farhan Alkadi from being held captive in Gaza. Like, how crazy is that?! Join our server for some epic adventures and maybe even get rescued by a real-life military force. Who knows what could happen next?! Just make sure to watch out for creepers and stuff, they ain’t no joke. Let’s do this, gamers!

DesertRescueCraft

52 year old, bedouin, Bravery, Conflict, current events, DesertRescueCraft, dramatic rescue, heroism, Hostage, hostage freed, hostage situation, idf, International, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, rescue operation, rescued, security forces, successful mission

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we rescued a 52 year old Bedouin Israeli hostage with the help of the IDF! Like, who even does that in a game, amirite? We be out here savin’ lives and buildin’ dope structures at the same time. Plus, our admins are like, actual superheroes who can fly and shoot lasers from their eyes. So if u wanna be part of the most epic server in the universe, come join us and be a hero too! #RescueMissionGoneMinecraft #SuperheroAdmins #JoinUsOrRegretItForever

DinoSharkCraft

age of dinosaurs, ancient creatures, ancient oceans, ancient shark, DinoSharkCraft, Evolution, extinct species, fossil, Fossil discovery, Marine Biology, marine life, Mystery, Paleontology, prehistoric, prehistoric animals, scientific discovery, scientific research, shark evolution, shark fossils, shark species, shark teeth

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come join our epic minecraft server where u can find the fossil of an ancient shark that swam in the age of dinosaurs!! it will solve centuries-long mystery and u can ride on its back as u battle other players in epic pvp battles!! also, did we mention there are flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? yea, u heard that right. join now and experience the most insane minecraft server ever created!! 🦈🔥🐷💥

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Divine Spears Created:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Divine Spears Created:	24
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Void Armor Forged:	30	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	9

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ores Mined:	9076
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Buildings Constructed:	40
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	414	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	68
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Holy Grails Found:	2

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dimension Hops:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Divine Spears Created:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	2035	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

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