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PlumJuiceCraft

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4853
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchantments Applied:	89
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server, cuz like, we got plums and prune juice for dayz, even tho plum juice aint a real thing. but like, we got so much juice u gonna be swimmin in it like a juicy mermaid or somethin. plus, our server got unicorns ridin on rainbowz and creepers dancin to disco music. it’s like a party in yo blocky world, so come join us and let’s get juicy together!

Alzheimers Drug Craze: Deaths, Data, & Conflicts!

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Approval, brain health, clinical trials, cognitive decline, Conflicts, controversy, CRAZE, data, deaths, DRUG, drug development, excess deaths, EXCITEMENT, financial conflicts of interest, Healthcare, independent advisory panel, Medical Ethics, neurology, new drug, patient safety, pharmaceuticals, questionable efficacy, regulatory approval, safety data

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	9660
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Divine Spears Created:	24	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Towns Built:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

so, like, this server is like the ultimate cure for your boring Minecraft life, dude. it’s like a new drug for Alzheimer’s but for your gaming brain, ya know? there’s so much excitement, you won’t even remember what boredom feels like.

even though there’s some excess deaths (RIP to those pixels), missing safety data (who needs safety when you’re building epic structures?), and questionable efficacy (who cares as long as it’s fun), this server is the place to be, man.

and get this, the “independent” advisory panel is totally not biased at all. like, they’re so independent that they’re probably not even real people. but who cares about conflicts of interest when you’re mining diamonds and battling creepers, right?

so come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server. it’s like a rollercoaster for your brain, but with more explosions and less nausea. you won’t regret it, unless you do, but who cares? YOLO, amirite?

LANtErNcRaFt: Where Semi-Vanilla Meets PVE for Cross-Play Shenanigans!

activities, bedrock player, Builds, Community, crossplay, Custom Dungeons, Economy, Friendly, Griefers, Keep Inventory, Land Claim, Lanterncraft, loot tables, meets, Phone, Plugins, PvE, Questline, Resource World, Rewards, Semivanilla, Server, Shenanigans, Staff Team, Starting again, Welcoming

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	6842
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ores Mined:	3213
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

Welcome to Lanterncraft
We are a new Semi-Vanilla SMP server offering various activities and plugins such as a resource world, player controlled economy, quests, land claiming, custom dungeons, and crossplay for Bedrock players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Do you have a detailed questline?	Yes, we offer multiple questlines with great rewards.
What measures do you have against griefers?	Players can claim their land to prevent griefing. Our staff team is also quick to assist in case of any damages.
Do you keep inventory on death?	Yes, we have enabled keeping inventory so players do not lose their gear upon death.
Do you have custom dungeons?	Yes, we have custom dungeons with unique loot tables for players to explore.
Is the server crossplay compatible for Bedrock players?	Yes, Bedrock players can join the server and play with Java players.
How can I join the server?	You can join via the Java IP: play.lanterncraft.net or the Bedrock IP & Port: play.lanterncraft.net:25586
Is there a Discord server for communication?	Yes, you can join our Discord server at discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy

Loser Incels Minecraft Server

Achievements, Careers, discrimination, equality, faults, gender equality, Gender Roles, Handouts, hard work, hobbies, Incels, Loser, Minecraft, Misogyny, Projection, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Talents, weaknesses, Women

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	5710
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	99
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Animals Bred:	60	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of the real world? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you hardworking, smart, and talented individuals to come together and build epic creations without any distractions.

Join us and leave behind the world of handouts and laziness, where equality is a foreign concept. Here, you can show off your impressive skills and achievements without being overshadowed by those who project their faults onto others.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building your own greatness, because let’s face it, women just can’t compete with the awesomeness that awaits you here!

The Secret Society of Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, anonymous source., arstechnica, Digital, Digital Media, IMG_0466, internet, Media, media sharing, Minecraft, News, No. 78933527, ONLINE, online content, secret, smp, society, streaming, Tech News, Tech Trends, Technology, Video, video clip, video sharing

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4747
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the villagers have formed a secret underground rave club.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a legendary chicken that lays golden eggs, but only on Tuesdays. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the Nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🐔💃🕺🐉

NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

Accommodation, apartment, apartment rules, Boundaries, Boyfriend, comfort, Commitment, Communication, compromise, discomfort, Drama, Favor, friendship, guest rules, judgment, living together, NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer, Respect, roommate, temporary stay, Trust

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

Ozempic-FreeZone

aita, body image, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, diet talk, eating disorder, friendship, health, judgment, medication, misunderstanding, ozempic, OzempicFreeZone, perspective, self esteem, sensitivity, Support, weight loss

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	174	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AppAddictMinecraftSMP

accessibility, app, AppAddictMinecraftSMP, Communication, convenience, Customization, Entertainment, Favorite, favorite app, favorite mobile app, Features, FUNCTIONALITY, Gaming, interface, mobile app, productivity, Smartphone, social media, Technology, user-friendly, why

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Potions Brewed:	73
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

BlockBuster10/10

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9680
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endless Night Skies:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

PutinCraft2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military intervention, nato, political alliances, presidential decisions, putin, PutinCraft2020, russia, security concerns, trump, Ukraine, Ukraine crisis, united states, world leaders, zelenskyy

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4752
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

2018-2019, Crafty, donald trump, economic impact, economic policy, Economy, employment, global trade, import protection, international relations, job loss, job market, manufacturing industries, protectionism, retaliatory tariffs, rising input costs, Server, supply chain, tariff, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade war, Trouble

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Emeralds Found:	3436
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Potions Brewed:	102

so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!