🔥Prrrrrrrrrrrrt Minecraft Servers

Question	Answer
Are Minecraft servers down?	Check the server’s status on its official website or forums. Servers may go down due to maintenance or issues with hosting providers.
Are Minecraft servers free?	Some are free to join, but hosting typically incurs costs covered by subscriptions, donations, or in-game purchases.
Are Minecraft servers cross-platform?	Servers running Bedrock Edition support cross-platform play. Java Edition servers require plugins like GeyserMC for cross-play.
Can Minecraft servers detect Xray?	Yes, anti-cheat plugins like OreObfuscator can detect or prevent Xray use.
How do Minecraft servers make money?	Through donations, in-game purchases (e.g., cosmetics), and subscription fees for premium access.
What Minecraft servers have Bedwars?	Hypixel is the most popular server offering Bedwars.
Where to buy Minecraft servers?	Hosting services like Apex Hosting, Shockbyte, and BisectHosting sell server hosting packages.
Why are Minecraft servers so expensive?	Costs scale with server performance, capacity, and hosting location.

Bros! It is time! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and unexpected twists.

Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the bomb diggity! Picture this: you spawn in and immediately get hit with the sweet sounds of someone ripping a fat fart. That’s right, we have fart sound effects playing on loop 24/7 to keep things interesting. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is run by a group of highly trained cats who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their little paws. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a cat construct a pixelated replica of the Eiffel Tower. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with farts, cats, and endless possibilities. Uhhhhn!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

SingCraft: Brain Boost

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so, like, u know how when u sing in choir u feel all happy and stuff? well turns out it also makes ur brain all smart and stuff too! like, choir singing is like brain exercise but way more fun, u feel me? so if u wanna be a genius in minecraft, u gotta join our server cuz we sing in choir all the time while we build epic stuff. trust me, ur brain will thank u later. come join us and become the next einstein of minecraft!

Frankie’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world with their dance moves? Or maybe you’re interested in participating in our annual “Build-a-thon” where players compete to create the most outrageous and impractical structures imaginable. And let’s not forget about our resident player, Frankie, who has a strange obsession with eating stinky pooholes…but hey, to each their own, right? So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience – just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach!

Top Is In Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride on the creepers and the chickens do the cha-cha slide.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Cow, a mystical creature that poops out diamonds instead of milk. And rumor has it, if you can tame the Diamond Cow, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

Plus, every full moon, the Ender Dragon comes down to join us for a game of Minecraft bingo. Winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples!

So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. See you next cycle 2028…if you dare!

PTO_Pros Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, build, and survive! With 3 months of PTO each year, you can spend your days exploring our wild and wacky world filled with secret dungeons, hidden treasures, and maybe even a unicorn or two (if you’re lucky)! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to become the ultimate Minecraft champion. So why wait? Quit your boring job and join us for the adventure of a lifetime!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, all while wearing a suit made entirely of diamond blocks. And that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the lands and challenges players to epic bacon-eating contests.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Potion of Uncontrollable Dancing, which will have your character busting a move whether you like it or not. So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft, then join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and your body twisted into hilarious shapes)!

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So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can like, totally be yourself and not have to worry about anyone trying to change who you are, ya know? This server is like a safe haven where you can build your dream world without any judgment or hate.

Like, seriously, this server is so lit that even if you accidentally build a house upside down, everyone will be like “cool, dude!” and not try to change it. Plus, we have the craziest events like rainbow sheep races and unicorn parades. It’s like a party in your computer screen, man!

And get this, joining this server is like the ultimate therapy session. You’ll be so happy and stress-free that you’ll never wanna leave. It’s like a magical place where your mental health just gets better and better. Trust me, you won’t find a better place to chill and build in the Minecraft universe. So come on over and join the fun!

Welcome to The Bagelverse: Where even our bagels are modded and Valhelsia 6 is the key to unlock carb-heaven!

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The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

Would you like to get straight to it? Get access to the Valhelsia 6 server here.

The Bagelverse now offers a custom Valhelsia 6 server! Build a shop, complete quests, and learn how to use some mods in our lightly modified version of this modpack!

Modpack and Server features:

At the core, the pack is still just Valhelsia 6! We only modified the pack for a better multiplayer experience. Pack download instructions can be found on our Discord server.
Over 250 mods which include tech mods such as Embers Rekindled, Mekanism, and Create, magic mods like Ars Nouveau and Malum, and decoration mods like Fairy Lights and Macaw’s.
Build shops and markets using Lightman’s Currency mod! Visit the server shop with command /warp amethyst market. We have a slot machine casino here as well! NO REAL CURRENCY REQUIRED, just in-game currency that can be acquired by killing some mobs :p
Essential commands such as /back, /home, and /tpa are available to all players, immediately.
In-game chat is accessible through Discord! You can talk to other players without even joining the game.
Built in proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat.
NO pay-to-win! We only do donations <3
MOST IMPORTANTLY!!! We have the best community ever 😀

Interested? Get started by joining the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/4vZjxR3QuW

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FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without the Valhelsia 6 modpack?	No, you must have the Valhelsia 6 modpack installed to join the server.
Are there any restrictions on building structures?	As long as they follow the server rules, you are free to build whatever structures you like.
Is there any in-game currency system?	Yes, you can earn in-game currency by killing mobs and use it to trade in the server shop.
Can I use Discord to chat with players in-game?	Yes, in-game chat is accessible through Discord, allowing you to communicate with other players even when not in the game.
Are donations required to play on the server?	No, donations are not required to play on the server. They are optional and appreciated.

Midnight Punch Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will have their Minecraft skills boosted to epic levels and become unstoppable in PvP battles!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a friendly community of players who love to build crazy structures like giant pixel art statues of creepers riding pigs or castles made entirely out of TNT. And don’t even get me started on our custom mini-games like “Sheep Jousting” and “Ender Dragon Racing” – they’re so much fun, you’ll never want to log off!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds or stumble upon a hidden portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombie pigmen. The possibilities are endless on Oedo Minecraft server – come join the chaos today!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no shrek in sight? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate shrek paradise! We have more shrek than you can handle, from shrek statues to shrek-themed buildings, we’ve got it all. And if that’s not enough, we even have those rare lead-lined McDonald’s shrek cups that you were supposed to return (don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone). Join us for a shrektastic time and let’s make this server the most ogre-the-top one out there! Remember, more shrek equals more fun, so what are you waiting for? Join now and let the shrek festivities begin!

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Enchantments Applied:	100
Mines Excavated:	3652	Holy Grails Found:	3

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Passages Found:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Divine Spears Created:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	28	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	19

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Dragons Tamed:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	204	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Zombie Dances:	9
Ores Mined:	7981	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1299	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	3270
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Dragons Tamed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Buildings Constructed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Must-See Prrrrrrrrrrrrt Minecraft Servers

The Bagelverse Valhelsia 6 Minecraft Server

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions