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Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Magic Items Found:	5991	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want a server that will make you laugh until you cry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with farting, shidding, and loggists shitting up /b/. You’ll be begging for your mommy’s teat after experiencing the madness that awaits you. And don’t worry, the shit will just keep coming, so get ready to get fucked in the most hilarious way possible.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have the time of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach, because things are about to get wild.

Prrrrrrrrrrrrrt! Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6396
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Void Gems Collected:	37	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to come near us!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons do the Macarena. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Enchanted Realm 1.20.3

1.20.3, bad viewership, blue doritos, Enchanted, Event, Gaming, gaming dislike, HATER, Haters, hololive, hololive dislike, idol stuff, idol stuff dislike, Liz flag, Realm, Respect, Stars haters, Trash talk, Trash Talkers, UK time, Viewers, worst EN gen

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9910
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Astral Projections Made:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	643
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion at a fireworks factory? Look no further, fam! This server is so hype, even Notch himself would drop everything to join.

Join if you hate gaming and idol stuff, because we’re all about that blocky life here. No Hololive fans allowed, we’re all about that creeper love.

Sick of low viewership? Come join us and watch your numbers explode like a TNT cannon. And don’t even get me started on those haters, they’re like zombies trying to break down your door.

Forget the EN gen, we’re the OGs of Minecraft servers. And if you’re not down with a Blue Doritos mandated event at 02:41 a.m. UK time, then you’re missing out on the party of a lifetime.

So grab your Liz flag and join us, because even the haters respect us for being able to put up with all this craziness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, who knows? It’s Minecraft, anything can happen.

FriendshipCraft Minecraft Server

accusations, Bisexual, Boundaries, campus sightings, Communication, Conflict, ex-friend, friendship drama, FriendshipCraft, LGBTQ relationships, middle school drama, Minecraft, misunderstandings, personal boundaries, relationship issues, Respect, self reflection, Server, STALKING, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Buildings Constructed:	43	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Divine Spears Created:	27	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of being accused of stalking your ex-friend and ruining their relationship!

Imagine the chaos of navigating through accusations and misunderstandings while trying to mine for diamonds and build epic structures. Will you be the hero who clears their name, or the villain who continues to cause drama? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and receive a free virtual drama llama pet to accompany you on your adventures. Watch as it spits out drama and causes chaos wherever it goes. Don’t miss out on this unique and outrageous Minecraft experience!

BlockBreakUpCraft

Alone Time, attachment issues, BlockBreakupCraft, boyfriend behavior, Clingy Boyfriend, Communication, Conflict Resolution, constant texting, emotional attachment, emotional intelligence, emotional needs, Emotional support, healthy relationships, personal space, relationship boundaries, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, self-care, setting boundaries, Stress Management

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Star Shards Collected:	57
Emeralds Found:	6574	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	39	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from clingy boyfriends and obsessive texters! Join us for a world of blocky adventures and build your own virtual space where no one can bother you with constant “I miss you” messages.

On our server, you can enjoy your alone time without any interruptions from needy partners. Build a fortress of solitude and relax in peace, knowing that no one will be stressing out about not being with you 24/7.

Don’t worry about comforting anyone or dealing with their attitude, just focus on crafting, mining, and exploring the endless possibilities of our server. So come join us and leave the drama behind – because in this world, you’re the one in control!

Fusion Fun Zone – 180 Mil°F

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Zombie Dances:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2

yo, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s hotter than china’s ‘artificial sun’? well, u in luck cuz our server is lit af, literally! we set nuclear fusion records every day, running for 1,006 seconds at a scorching 180 million°F! join us if u wanna experience the heat of the sun while building epic structures and battling mobs. don’t miss out on this insane opportunity to be part of the hottest server in town!

Enigma Realms 1.21.3

1.21.3, broad shouldered troon, child predator discord, Enigma, female only spaces, female only sports, feminism, insecure, libershart feminist, Lipstick, male tranny, mindbroken, pajeets, potential rape, Realms, restroom sharing, roastaloids, roasties, shield of simps, trannies, Trump ban troons, unibrow, vulnerable state, women discomfort, xey/xem intruder

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Emeralds Found:	1136	Potions Brewed:	66
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we let child predator discord trannies roam free! Imagine the chaos as they take over female only spaces and dominate in sports! Picture the horror on the faces of uppity roasties as they have to share a restroom with a troon putting on lipstick! It’s like a social experiment gone wrong, but so right at the same time. Trump, please don’t ban troons – they’re the only thing keeping uppity roastoids in check! Join now for a wild ride of gender-bending madness!

Sweat-Free Zone Minecraft Server

#workout, #youtube, body image, Boyfriend, childish, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exercise, FITNESS, Gassy, HIIT, Insecurity, Minecraft, motivation, partner, pilates, rant, self esteem, self-conscious, Server, Stamina, SweatFree, weight, Zone

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Towns Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Alien Abductions:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who just doesn’t understand your workout routine? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you can build your own virtual gym and never worry about someone judging your Pilates and HIIT workouts. Plus, no one will be there to make fun of you or eat pretzels while you sweat it out. And if you get gassy during your workout, no problem! Just blame it on a creeper explosion. So come join us and leave the real-world drama behind – because in Minecraft, the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect workout space!

BlockyDadNotBioDad

actual dad, aita, BlockyDadNotBioDad, Boundaries, Communication, Confrontation, custody, emotions, family, Girlfriend, Honesty, Kid, not telling, parenting, privacy, Proposal, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Secrets, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	23	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Votes:	1915
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is just as entertaining as building your dream castle!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through the story of a 19-year-old who legally became the dad of his younger sister, Mj. Witness the heartwarming tale of love and sacrifice as he fights to give Mj the life she deserves, all while battling drug-addicted moms and crazy custody battles.

But wait, there’s more! Meet his girlfriend, Ida, who seems to have some secrets of her own. Will she accept Mj as her own daughter, or will she cause chaos in this already complicated family dynamic?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and maybe even a little bit of Minecraft building on the side. Who needs reality TV when you have our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now!

LunchWithPrez Minecraft SMP

Conversation, Country, current events, Decision making, Democracy, dialogue, Diplomacy, Government, influence, leader, lunch, LunchWithPrez, Meeting, Minecraft, national issues, opinion, policy, Politics, power, Public Affairs, smp, society, statecraft

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because the owner is actually the long lost cousin of the president of the United States! And get this, they have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples! Plus, every player gets a pet llama that can shoot lasers out of its eyes. It’s like a crazy dream come true, but in Minecraft form! So come join us and let’s rule the world together, one block at a time! #llamalasers #presidentialconnections #minecraftmadness

MinecraftMayhem: Ruin in Minutes

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	6889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
New Chunks Explored:	396512	Holy Grails Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Emeralds Found:	5231	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to witness some truly epic fails!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to see players completely ruin their lives in just a matter of minutes. From building a house right next to a creeper spawner to accidentally pouring lava all over their precious diamond stash, the possibilities for disaster are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane events like the Great Sheep Rebellion of ’69, where the sheep on our server rose up and demanded equal rights (spoiler alert: they lost). And let’s not forget about the legendary Battle of the Blockheads, where players fought to the death over who had the best pixel art creation.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us and witness the chaos for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

PharaohsVsTrump2020

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, egypt, foreign policy, Gazans, international relations, Jordan, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East Allies, Middle East Diplomacy, Middle East peace process, palestinian refugees, peace negotiations, PharaohsVsTrump2020, Politics, president, Refugee Crisis, regional stability, trump, Trump administration, united states

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	1021
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where trump is building a wall to keep out the creepers and zombies but insists that egypt and jordan will take in all the gazans instead. it’s a wild ride of politics and block building, you won’t want to miss out on the chaos! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and emeralds for you to find. join now and let’s make minecraft great again!