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| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 2322 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 | Magical Moments Shared: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 11 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 8 |
so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.
plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.
and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.
so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.
