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  • WorksAsIntended

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 150.136.8.41
    Version Beta 1.6
    Started in Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft proxy used
    Additional Info Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
    Rules No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files
    Updates Updates every week, decided by vote
    Server Progress Going through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools
    Discord https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    1. What is the IP of the Minecraft server?

    The IP of the Minecraft server is 150.136.8.41.

    2. What version of Minecraft is the server currently running?

    The server is currently running Beta 1.6.

    3. When did the world on the server start?

    The world started in Infdev on March 27, 2010.

    4. What proxy is used on the server?

    The server uses the Betacraft proxy.

    5. Are there any rules on the server?

    There are no rules on the server, no exploits are patched, and only official jar files are allowed.

    6. How often are updates made to the server?

    Updates are made every week and are decided by a vote.

    7. What is the server’s progress?

    The server is going through every official server version, including snapshots and April fools versions.

    8. Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h.

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  • WorksAsIntended

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP Address 150.136.8.41
    Version Beta 1.6
    World Started Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft
    Java Arguments Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk”
    Rules No rules, no exploits patched, only official jar files
    Updates Weekly updates decided by vote
    Supported Versions Includes snapshots and April Fools versions
    Discord https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Are there any rules on the server? No, there are no rules. Players are free to play as they please.
    How often are updates released? Updates are released weekly and decided by player vote.
    What versions of Minecraft are supported? We are going through every official server version, including snapshots and April Fools versions.

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  • WorksAsIntended

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    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 150.136.8.41
    Current Version Beta 1.6
    World Started Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft proxy used
    Java Arguments Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments
    Rules No rules, no exploits patched, no 3rd party server software
    Server Maintenance Breaking the server is allowed, issues fixed as needed
    Updates Weekly updates decided by vote
    Server Versions Includes every official server version, snapshots, and april fools versions
    Discord https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    1. Are there any rules on the server?

    There are no rules on the server, players are allowed to break the server as needed and issues will be fixed accordingly.

    2. How often are updates released?

    Updates are released weekly and are decided by player vote.

    3. Which Minecraft server versions does the server include?

    The server includes every official server version, snapshots, and even april fools versions for variety.

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  • WorksAsIntended

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP 150.136.8.41
    Version Beta 1.5
    World Start Infdev 20100327
    Proxy Betacraft proxy used
    Additional Info Add “-Dhttp.proxyHost=betacraft.uk” to your java arguments

    FAQ

    Q: Are there any rules on the server?

    A: No rules, feel free to break things and report any issues.

    Q: How often are updates released?

    A: Updates are released every week, decided by community vote.

    Q: What server versions are available?

    A: The server is going through every official server version, including snapshots and april fools versions.

    Q: Is there a Discord server for communication?

    A: Yes, join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/aVfN9Nrs9h

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  • KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

    KhameneiCraft: No Proxy Needed

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    so, like, there’s this epic minecraft server that’s, like, totally off the chain, man. you gotta join because, like, the owner once battled a creeper with a diamond pickaxe and won. it was, like, totally insane, bro.

    plus, the mods on this server are, like, super chill and will hook you up with all the diamonds you need. they once built a giant statue of a pig riding a chicken in the middle of the spawn area. it was, like, the most epic thing ever.

    and, get this, the players on this server are, like, the coolest people you’ll ever meet. one time, they all banded together to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks. it was, like, so legit.

    so, yeah, you gotta join this minecraft server because it’s, like, the best thing since enchanted golden apples. trust me, bro, you won’t regret it.

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  • Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)

    Dial-up Connection SMP: Bringing you back to dial-up speeds in Beta 1.2 (Whitelist only!)

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    Server Information
    SMP Version Beta 1.2
    Updates Progressive
    Join Us Experience old Minecraft

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    What version is the SMP running on? It is running on Beta 1.2 and will update over time.
    Is it Minecraft Java Edition? Yes, it is Minecraft Java Edition.
    How can I join as a premium player? You can join via the Betacraft Proxy.

    Join our Discord server for more information

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  • Vanilla SMP Beta 1.2: Age Restrictions Apply – Join Ourcraft Today!

    Vanilla SMP Beta 1.2: Age Restrictions Apply – Join Ourcraft Today!

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    Server Name Ourcraft – A Beta 1.2 SMP
    Server Version Beta 1.2_02
    Server Type SMP
    Online Mode Yes, via Betacraft Proxy

    Overview:

    An SMP that is set in Beta 1.2. It is progressively getting updated. Relive the golden age of Minecraft.

    Information:

      • Requires Betacraft Launcher.
      • Server is in Online Mode via Betacraft Proxy.
      • Current Version of the server is Beta 1.2_02.

    Discord:

    https://discord.gg/BTBZzdPbCx

    FAQ:

    What version of Minecraft is this server running?

    The server is running Beta 1.2_02.

    Do I need any special launcher to play on this server?

    Yes, you will need the Betacraft Launcher to play on this server.

    Is the server in Online Mode?

    Yes, the server is in Online Mode via Betacraft Proxy.

    How can I join the server’s Discord?

    You can join the server’s Discord using this link: https://discord.gg/BTBZzdPbCx

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  • GRIFF CONSOLES GIVEAWAY ON RV: idinaxyi.com Minecraft server

    GRIFF CONSOLES GIVEAWAY ON RV: idinaxyi.com Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    DISTRIBUTION OF GRIF CONSOLES, ANARCHY, MEGA GRIF, PROXY, 100 PLAYERS, HUB, ON RV HERE IS THE SITE: idinaxyi.com

    razdachaconsolek.reallyworld.ru

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  • Crafty Commanders – Where EDH/Commander players unite to rule the Minecraft world!

    Crafty Commanders – Where EDH/Commander players unite to rule the Minecraft world!

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    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as wild as a creeper explosion and the banlist is more unpredictable than a wandering trader’s trades. Our format philosophy is simple: have fun, build epic structures, and survive the night like a true warrior!

    Ever wondered what everyone else is building in their Minecraft worlds? Well, on our server, you can statistically see what players are crafting based on what is posted online. From epic castles to pixel art masterpieces, you’ll never run out of inspiration.

    Need some help with your landscaping? Check out our land category sorter to find the perfect blocks to add to your deck. Whether you’re building a lush forest or a fiery volcano, we’ve got you covered.

    Looking for deck inspiration? Our deck list sites are filled with crazy creations and wacky strategies. Dive into the minds of fellow players and discover new ways to dominate the Minecraft world.

    And if you’re in need of some powerful cards, our card search feature will help you find the perfect additions to your collection. From rare diamonds to enchanted swords, the possibilities are endless.

    But wait, there’s more! Want to proxy a deck or a cube for cheap? Look no further than our printing guide, where you can learn how to create your own custom cards with just a printer and some creativity.

    So join our Minecraft server today and unleash your inner builder, explorer, and warrior. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer the blocky world!

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  • Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

    Pixel Proxy Fun Zone – Where Minecraft meets Ergo Proxy vibes!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because this server is here to shake things up! Imagine a world where every block you break unleashes a horde of dancing llamas, where every tree you chop down turns into a disco ball, and where every creeper you encounter just wants to give you a hug!

    Join this server for an experience unlike any other. Explore mind-blowing landscapes filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking mushrooms. Build epic structures with blocks that change color with the beat of the music. And battle against other players in insane mini-games like llama racing, disco ball dodgeball, and creeper cuddling contests.

    So why wait? Join this server now and experience the crazy world of Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • CleanPlateChallenge: AITA Edition

    CleanPlateChallenge: AITA Edition

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    Welcome to The Culinary Catastrophe Realm! 🍽️💥

    Enter at your own risk! Here, amidst pixelated chaos, dinner isn’t just a meal; it’s a high-stakes negotiation between factions of disgruntled family members and a harried chef on the brink of culinary insanity! Will you ally with the vegan vigilantes or the bacon-brigade? Choose wisely, for in this server, chaos is the only constant!

    What Awaits You in This Surreal Kitchen Odyssey?

    Prepare to embark on a distorted adventure where culinary expertise clashes with family dysfunction. The stakes are high, the tensions are palpable, and odds are you’ll leave the kitchen in a state of utter disarray! 🔥

    Unpredictable Features:

    Feature Description
    Recipe Roulette Spin the wheel of culinary fate! Will you cook baked potato soup or summon a mystical casserole?
    Fork vs. Spoon Wars Join player factions as they battle over dinner utensil supremacy! Will you wield a wooden spoon of righteousness?
    Family Drama Igniter Craft underrated dishes to fuel chaos! The more you cook, the more emotional explosions unfold around the table!
    Cleanup Conspiracy Unregistered players can sabotage cleanup tasks! Who is responsible for the dishes? The sinking aura of confusion continues!
    Kiddo Chaos Your tiny sidekick can join the mayhem! But be careful—little hands can cause big problems!

    Controversial Legends:

    The Great Baked Potato Incident of 2023—Word has it that this server was banned in 12 countries due to accusations of culinary sabotage, extreme sibling rivalry, and absurd dinner demands. Tread lightly, brave players! This realm thrives on discord and disharmony!

    Testimonials from the Fractured Table:

    “I was simply looking for dinner—now I’m trapped in a motherly jurisdiction fighting for dish supremacy!” – a confused newcomer

    “I didn’t sign up for this much drama. All I wanted was some sour cream! Now it’s a quest for justice!” – a beleaguered brother

    Frequently Asked Questions (But Not Really):

      • Q: Am I an asshole for not helping with dinner? A: That’s a philosophical nightmare. Why not just see if you can win a food fight instead?

      • Q: What happens if I refuse to clean? A: Rumor has it that those who neglect their kitchen duties become ghost chefs—fated to forever haunt the recipes they ignored!

    Call to Action: Join Us—If You Dare!

    Can you withstand the pressure of family dinner night? Will you dive headfirst into a world where every casserole hides a conspiracy? Join The Culinary Catastrophe Realm! Here, every meal mandates a sacrifice, unfold the unthinkable, and you may just find yourself at the center of the kitchen storm!

    Enter, cook, and conquer—but remember: in this game, there’s more than just leftovers at stake!

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  • Friday Night Crafting Crew SMP

    Friday Night Crafting Crew SMP

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    OMG, listen up, my fellow blocky adventurers! It’s FRIYAY night and instead of hitting up that boring ol’ dance club or watching another episode of that show about dudes in colorful spandex, you NEED to join this insane Minecraft SMP or, like, your life will never be the same!! 🚀

    First of all, did I tell you about Steve’s cousin? Yeah, he once found a double rainbow end portal under a floating island made of slime!!! Like, if that’s not a sign from the blocky gods, I seriously don’t know what is!! 🌈💫 You KNOW you wanna jump into that crazy multiverse of memes and madness! I heard Bob the Creeper’s grandma made a secret underground disco party with all the mobs and instead of dying, they DANCE! You can’t miss that! 🤖💃

    Then there’s Larry the llama. Oh man, Larry! He has magical spit that lets you fly for 30 seconds, but watch out — you might turn into a dirt block in the process! Dirt dirt everywhere, and nobody got time for clean! 😂 Just the other day, I saw someone fly straight into a mountain and explode like it was the 4th of July! Who needs fireworks when you got Llama Larry!? 🎆

    Also, let me tell you about the time we built a sky castle made of cake. IT WAS SO DELICIOUS!! But then, outta nowhere, a giant Enderman with a top hat showed up and STARTED COSTUMING US! Like, I thought I was gonna lose my diamond sword, but instead, I got a sparkly tiara! I’m now the Queen of Cake and you could be my royal subject!! 👑🍰 JUST IMAGINE THE DRAMA!!!

    I heard rumors that if you join, you’ll totally become friends with a friendly ghast who can, like, totally give you free fireballs to throw at the other players. Nothing says friendship like a little explosion, right?! Bang bang, thank you, mam! 💥💌

    OH, and let’s not forget about our loyal pet chickens! We train them to use tiny game controllers, and they can play with us! You think I’m joking?! THEY HAVE A HIGHER K/D RATIO THAN ME! 😂🐔 And if you find their secret lair, they might just reward you with a legendary cluck that grants you one wish! I once wished for all the diamonds, and BOOM — they vanished and reappeared in a lava pit! EPIC FAIL! 🔥💎

    So get your pickaxe ready and hop on this Minecraft SMP!!! Because if you don’t, you might just miss out on the next BIG adventures involving HERMIT CRABS that shoot fireworks and A FISH WHO CAN TALK AND IS SUPER SASSY! 🦀🎉

    Remember, it’s Friday night, and life’s too short to be crafting solo! Come get lost in our world of chaotic randomness and embrace the weirdness! Trust me, you’ll have the time of your life or… at least a very confused time! 😂✨ JOIN NOW OR BE TURNED INTO A DIRT BLOCK!!!

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  • Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

    Exes Give TEDs & Build Blocks

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    🌟 Welcome to the most insanely awesome Minecraft server ever! 🌟

    Ever wondered what it would be like to live in a world where cows rain down like diamonds and Creepers offer you beauty tips? Well, buckle up, because on our server, anything is possible! Here are some outrageous reasons to dive into this pixelated paradise:

      • Free Therapy From Your Ex: Join us to experience the world’s first Therapy Block! Rumor has it, if you build a replica of your ex’s face in dirt, the block will narrate their most embarrassing TED Talk about you. Get ready for some seriously cringeworthy insights and unexpected life lessons that may or may not include how they once tried to cook spaghetti with a blowtorch!

      • AI-Generated Creepers: Forget your average Creepers – here, they’re equipped with advanced AI that allows them to critique your building style! One moment you’re constructing a humble abode, and the next, you’re getting roasts that would make a stand-up comedian proud. “Why do you have 17 windows? Are you trying to be the Goldilocks of Minecraft aesthetics?!”

      • Portal to Your Wildest Dreams: Build just about anything in this server and stand a chance to be teleported directly into your greatest fantasy. Ever wanted to fight with pirate penguins in space while riding a flaming llama? We got you covered! What better way to distract yourself from reality than a pixelated realm filled with your weirdest daydreams?

      • The Great Witch’s Spell of Reluctant Love: Join us to experience the mysterious spell cast by the Great Witch of Blockshire! Seeking revenge on your ex? Build a shrine, and you’ll summon their ghostly avatar to help you build the ultimate “no hard feelings” monument that will play an endless loop of their most awkward moments on repeat.

      • Rage Quit Olympics: Test your skills in our exclusive minigame where you must dodge falling “Like” buttons from other players who’ve also been ghosted by their exes! The last one standing wins a trophy shaped like a heart, engraved with “I’m Over It!”

      • Enderman Karaoke Nights: Join us every Friday at the local Enderman hangout for an evening of karaoke. Belt out your ex’s favorite breakup songs while the Endermen awkwardly dance and question their life choices in the dark. Trust us; you haven’t truly lived until you’ve sung “Oops!… I Did It Again” to a crowd of confused Endermen!

    So, if you’re looking for a server where quirky meets chaos, and your wildest Minecraft fantasies can become reality (or something way weirder), come and join us! You won’t just survive; you’ll thrive in this beautifully insane Minecraft universe. 🎉🥳

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  • VisaCraft Minecraft Server

    VisaCraft Minecraft Server

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    so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin’ in your blocky world, mining diamonds and building epic structures, when suddenly, you get a knock on your virtual door. it’s the government, man! they’re all like, “hey, you gotta register with us if you wanna keep playin’ on this server for more than 30 days.”

    but don’t worry, it’s not all bad! joining our server means you get access to exclusive government benefits, like free enchanted gear and unlimited virtual snacks. plus, rumor has it that the government is run by a secret society of creeper whisperers who can summon explosive mobs at will. how cool is that?

    so come on down to our server and register with the government today! who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind the mysterious diamond tax that’s been plaguing the land. or maybe you’ll just make some new blocky friends and have a blast exploring the virtual world. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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  • Mammoth Mice Madness

    Mammoth Mice Madness

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    so, like, this server is like totally epic, dude. like, imagine a world where woolly mammoths roam around and you can ride them into battle against evil creepers.

    the company that’s trying to bring back woolly mammoths accidentally created woolly mammice instead. they’re like these cute little creatures that follow you around and help you mine for diamonds.

    and get this, the server has a secret underground city full of treasure and hidden traps. but don’t worry, because you can tame a giant spider to protect you while you explore.

    oh, and did i mention that there’s a disco party every friday night in the nether realm? it’s lit, fam.

    so come join us on this wild and wacky server, where anything is possible and the fun never stops. woolly mammice await you!

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  • SpyCakes Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

    SpyCakes Minecraft Server IP & How to Join

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    Does SpyCakes Have a Minecraft Server?

    SpyCakes is a popular YouTube creator known for entertaining gaming content, particularly Minecraft. Fans are curious about the possibility of joining a SpyCakes Minecraft server to experience the fun he brings to the game firsthand.

    Is There an Official SpyCakes Minecraft Server?

    As of now, SpyCakes does not have an official Minecraft server. This may disappoint fans eager to interact with him directly in-game.

    Fan-Made Alternatives

    While an official server is unavailable, fans have created robust communities within Minecraft. You can explore the following fan-made servers that offer similar experiences:

      • SpyCakesCraft: A community-driven server inspired by SpyCakes’ content, featuring custom mods and mini-games.
      • Minecraft Village Adventures: This server includes fun exploration and survival aspects reminiscent of SpyCakes’ videos.

    Search for these servers on popular Minecraft server lists to find active gameplay and engaging communities.

    Useful Next Steps

    To stay updated on SpyCakes’ activities and any future projects, visit his official YouTube channel or follow him on Twitter.

    For alternative gameplay, check out popular Minecraft community servers listed on Minecraft Server List or Planet Minecraft.

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  • Blockrock

    Blockrock

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CustomCraft
    IP play.customcraft.com
    Version 1.21.4
    Player Count Varies
    Features
      • Towny
      • Worldbuilding
      • Custom Map & Ore Generation
      • Economy
      • Overhauled Armour
      • Crossplay

    FAQ

    Gameplay

    Q: What type of gameplay experience can I expect on CustomCraft?

    A: CustomCraft offers a wide variety of features for players, including Towny for creating empires, Worldbuilding for establishing nations, custom map generation, an economy system, overhauled armor, and crossplay with Java and Bedrock players.

    Rules

    Q: Are there any specific rules players need to follow on CustomCraft?

    A: CustomCraft has a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules cover areas such as griefing, harassment, cheating, and respect for others.

    Plugins

    Q: What plugins are used on CustomCraft?

    A: CustomCraft utilizes plugins such as Towny, a custom map generator, an economy system, and the Geyser Plugin for crossplay between Java and Bedrock players.

    Community

    Q: How can I connect with the CustomCraft community?

    A: You can join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/fnYXs4mTrd to interact with other players, receive updates, and participate in community events.

    Monetization

    Q: Is there any monetization on CustomCraft?

    A: CustomCraft may offer cosmetic items or perks for purchase, but gameplay progression is not tied to any form of payment. Donations are appreciated to support server costs and improvements.

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  • grukmc

    grukmc

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    Description
    Simple vanilla smp server for players looking for a new server
    Brand new server starting from scratch
    Easy whitelist application process through Discord

    FAQ

    How do I apply for whitelist?

    To apply for whitelist, join the Discord server and use the provided command.

    Is this server modded or vanilla?

    This server is vanilla, no mods are used.

    When is the grand release of the server?

    The server is currently in the process of starting off, stay tuned for updates on the grand release.

    How can I join the Discord server?

    You can join the Discord server using the invite link: discord.gg/F7rQWHM2J8

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  • Lost Umisea Marine Quest

    Lost Umisea Marine Quest

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    Join the *Absolute Madness*! Experience Reality’s Collapse NOW!

    Are you ready to dive into the gaping maw of chaos known as our Minecraft server? Forget everything you know! This is where marine life screams in agony as they drown in pixelated dreams! You’ve NEVER seen a server like this before—unless you HAVE! In which case, how do you know what you’re seeing is REAL? Is this the greatest thrill of your existence, or the worst trip ever? Join us and find out, if you dare!

    Feature Description
    Infinite Water Supplies Every block of water is actually fish in disguise. Swim or be eaten.
    Talking Trees They speak only in ancient curses. Ignoring them may cause allergic reactions.
    Endless Night Experience the eternal darkness! Reality is but a flickering light bulb.
    Unstable Gravity Every step you take might fling you into the stratosphere or the floor of despair.
    Mandatory Laughing Failure to laugh at the server’s absurdity will result in an existential crisis.
    Commandeering Monsters Why fight them when you can *become* one? Or is it the other way around?

    FAQ: Questions? Why even bother?

    Q: How do I join?A: You must summon a goat on a Tuesday made of spaghetti in a rainbow fog. Seriously, simple as that!

    Q: What’s the server’s IP?A: IP? What is *IP*? What if this is a dream and every number is a lie?

    Q: Can I play with friends?A: Friends are a construct of the mind! Are they *real*? Are you *real*?

    Q: Is it safe?A: Safe is just a word! What if safety is an illusion and reality is a conspiracy?

    Random Quotes from the Abyss:

    “Why must marine suffer>Lost Umisea JP>Lost Holowitch Give this hag some peace.”

    “I had to make a trade, and the goat was NOT pleased.”

    “Every server is just an echo of madness—yours is just louder.”

    “Reality is a liquid, and I’ve been swimming upstream ever since the update.”

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  • Rentless in the Blockiverse

    Rentless in the Blockiverse

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    Welcome to the Realm of Wobbly Relationships and Cosmic Feasts!

    Beware! This isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a kaleidoscope of emotional chaos and culinary conundrums!


    A Journey into the Abyss

    Have you ever felt caught in a cosmic tug-of-war? Two lovers, bound by the chains of long-distance and questionable fetishes, intertwine in a dance of disasters that play out in pixelated glory! Join us in this upside-down world where every block and biome reflects the wild narrative of sacrifice, imbalance, and the struggle to be “enough”—whatever that means!


    Mechanics of Madness

      • Long-Distance Lover’s Ladder: Climb to new heights of emotional turmoil as you navigate the treacherous heights of pixelated relationships!
      • Feeder Frenzy: Engage in the bizarre ritual of weight gain, powered by the insatiable obsessions of your fellow players. Bread loaves and cakes exist, but at what cost?
      • Mess and Mayhem: Your survival depends on tackling messy surroundings and kitchen nightmares. Can you clean your way to love or will you be left feeling like a burden?
    Feature Description
    Cosmic Chores Complete absurd tasks that alienate you from reality!
    Pillow Talk Pressure Engage in discussions that make you question if you’re actually partners or just roommates!
    Belly Battle Arena Compete based on whether you can satisfy the bizarre fantasies… or just run from them like the cowards we all are!

    Get ready to shriek and laugh as you unravel tales of failed romantic interests in a world where love is both a blessing and a battering ram!


    Testimonials of Tumult

    “I’ve only been here a week and my relationship has never felt more absurd!” – anonymous

    “I once thought a long-distance commitment was hard. But this server’s chaos makes that look like a walk in the park. A very messy park!” – another anonymous soul


    Warnings from the Ether

      • Caution: It’s rumored this server was banned across 12 dimensions for its chaotic energy. Yet, no one knows why!
      • Legend: Those who successfully navigate the quirks of this realm may unlock the secrets of eternal unbalance, or at least a sack of enchanted cake!

    FAQ: Prepare for Uncertainty

    Q: What happens if I can’t keep up with the feeder frenzy? A: Simply devote yourself to the chaotic laugh-track; denial might just be your best friend!

    Q: Are we all doomed to clean messes forever? A: Only if you refuse to embrace your role as the intergalactic maidservant of emotional imbalance!


    Join Us—If You Dare!

    Make no mistake, this isn’t just a game; it’s THE game of your life! Will you sacrifice reality for lunchables and love? Will you challenge the nonsensical status quo? Click to join now—or will you fade into the background, a forgotten block in the wild ocean of Minecraft’s emotional quilt?


    Unravel the enigma. Discover the absurd. Only in the Realm of Wobbly Relationships and Cosmic Feasts!

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