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ShortDressWeddingDrama

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Animals Bred:	57

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where you can experience all the wedding day drama without actually having to attend a wedding!

Join us and wear your best floral dress, just like our protagonist, and get ready for some serious side-eye from the bride. Will her bridesmaids try to ruin your outfit with spilled wine? Who knows, but it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So if you’re looking for a server with more drama than a soap opera, join us now and see if you can survive the wedding day madness. Just remember, the dress is longer on you than on the model – we promise!

CraftyBaldies Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Animals Bred:	164	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Zombie Dances:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Are you tired of being super rich and balding? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we offer virtual hair transplants for all your pixelated follicle needs! Join us and watch your blocky avatar go from bald to beautiful in just a few clicks. Who needs real-life solutions when you can have a lush mane in the virtual world?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Hair Golem, a mythical creature made entirely out of hair blocks. Rumor has it that those who defeat the Hair Golem will be granted eternal luscious locks in-game. Are you up for the challenge?

So, if you’re ready to leave your balding days behind and embark on a hair-raising adventure, join our Minecraft server today! Just remember, on this server, the only thing more outrageous than your hair is the fun you’ll have!

CraftyCashMonthly

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	7004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Join our Minecraft server and spend your money on virtual diamonds that are guaranteed to bring you good luck in real life! Our server is home to a secret society of Minecraft players who have discovered the mystical powers of our virtual currency. Legend has it that those who possess the most diamonds on our server will be blessed with endless riches and success in the real world. So why waste your money on boring things like coffee or gym memberships when you could be investing in your future prosperity by joining our server today? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up your life with our magical diamonds!

GazaAidCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Buildings Constructed:	43	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Demon Skulls Collected:	45	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1

so, liek, we got this epic minecraft server that is so lit, u gotta join now or u gonna miss out big time. our server is so cool, even US officials are talkin bout it. they say our server is so awesome that the Gaza aid pier may be dismantled cuz everyone gonna be playin on our server instead of helpin out.

we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and the best community ever. u gonna be laughin so hard u gonna pee ur pants. join now before it’s too late and u miss out on all the fun. trust me, u don’t wanna miss this. come join us and be a part of something legendary.

CraftyPolishDefence

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	3723
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

So, like, this server is like the Poland of Minecraft servers, ya know? We’re gonna be NATO’s biggest spender on defense this year, but in Minecraft terms, that means we’re gonna have the most epic fortresses and protection for our players. Join us if you wanna be part of a super secure community where creepers don’t stand a chance! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and enchanted gear for all our members. Come join the fun and be part of the most fortified server around!

ClassroomCraze: GrandparentPics

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4294
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where einstein and your grandparent are besties and build a time machine together to create the most mind-blowing creations ever seen in the minecraft universe. our server is so lit that even herobrine is jealous of our epic builds. come join the fun and experience the ultimate adventure of a lifetime! also, there are flying pigs and talking cows because why not? come join the chaos now!

LatinCraft: Gendered Adventures

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2188
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Votes:	8869
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Animals Bred:	173

Yo, so like, imagine this Minecraft server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists! We got so many cool features that will blow your mind, like flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in a shower of glitter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mystical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the sickest beats!

Join us on this epic journey and experience the most insane and hilarious moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

The Not-So-Complicated SMP server Vanilla with a hint of Semi but definitely no curly braces 1.20.6

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3738
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	159	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Divine Spears Created:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	simplesmp.net
Discord	https://discord.gg/pdHGxVd
Description	Simple SMP is a server for those who want a smooth and seamless vanilla survival experience. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, Simple SMP is the place to be.

FAQ

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: As long as you’re cool, we’re cool. There are no ridiculous rules or power-tripping admins on Simple SMP.

Q: How long has Simple SMP been running?

A: Over eight years, making it one of the oldest existing Minecraft servers.

Q: Is there a world border on the server?

A: No, there is no world border on Simple SMP. Discover a vast and unexplored world.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win elements on the server?

A: No, everyone has an equal opportunity to thrive on Simple SMP. There are no pay-to-win features.

MilitiaCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	7315
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays fair? Well, look no further because our server is the complete opposite! We encourage players to use every weapon in their arsenal to dominate the game, even if it means bending the rules a little.

Join us for epic battles where anything goes – from TNT cannons to lava traps, there are no limits to the chaos you can unleash. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, why not try your hand at some good old-fashioned sabotage? Just remember, all is fair in love and war on our server!

So why wait? Join us now and show off your devious side in a game where the only rule is to have fun at all costs. Who knows, you might just become the most infamous player in Minecraft history!

DivineCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2366
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

If you’ve ever pondered deep questions like “does reality run on the Source engine?” then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! Our server is so epic, even God himself would want to join just to find out the answer to that burning question.

Not only do we have the most mind-blowing builds and redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen, but we also have a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest loot and diamonds. Legend has it that Herobrine himself guards the entrance, but if you’re brave enough to face him, the rewards are totally worth it.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their fluffy reign? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if reality really does run on the Source engine!