| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 1204 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 7 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
| Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3496 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 12 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Royal Courts Attended: | 2 |
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!
| Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 785 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 9 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 7 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 81 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?
So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 4406 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 13 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.
So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 2331 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 28 |
Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 6499 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3770 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 5782 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Secret Passages Found: | 3 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 16 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Server Name | FreakCraft |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla |
| Server Version | Latest stable vanilla jar |
| Plugins | None |
| Features | No tp/sethome |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/kbGqBypwXj |
| IP | freakcraft.net |
FreakCraft was established for players seeking a true vanilla experience. Running on the minecraft-server.jar with no datapacks or plugins, unlike 95% of servers that claim to be real vanilla.
There is no fancy confusing spawn or 100 anecdotes you have to read. Be warned, players are expected to sort out their own social issues. Play how you want to play, build what you want to build. Technical minecrafters welcome.
Most players are better suited to semi-vanilla servers and we encourage you to check them out, but if you’re looking for Real Vanilla with all its quirks and challenges, FreakCraft is one of a kind.
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 7850 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 134 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly a giant rainbow llama comes and steals all your loot. Sounds insane, right? But that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this server.
You’ll never get bored because we’re constantly changing things up and keeping you on your toes. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through the Nether, except with more explosions and less safety regulations.
So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft experience turned upside down, then come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created.
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 4365 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 | Votes: | 4320 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 15 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2608 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of talking pigs that can give you valuable advice on how to conquer the land. Need help building a castle? Just ask Porky the Pig for some tips! Want to find hidden treasure? Bacon the Baconator will point you in the right direction.
And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot, rumored to grant its owner unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of cake. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a fearsome dragon who will stop at nothing to protect its precious treasure.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a world of magic, talking pigs, and epic quests like never before!
| Players: | 95/300 | Votes: | 5325 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 36 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
But fear not, for this is not just any ordinary survival server. Oh no, on our server, you must navigate through a series of challenges and quests to uncover the truth behind the disappearance of all the men. Will you discover the dark secret lurking in the shadows, or will you be forever lost in a world without male guidance?
Join now and embark on a hilarious and absurd journey like no other. Who needs male figures when you have a Minecraft server this wacky and wild? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us today and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world without men!
