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AngryCraft SMP
Are you tired of getting griefed by random players on other servers? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict “no griefing” policy because our admin is actually a wizard who will turn griefers into chickens with a flick of his wand. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for all players to use. So come join us and let out all your anger by slaying dragons and building giant statues of yourself in our world! -
DisabilityCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with any demon-possessed pastors’ wives screaming about your love life!Join us for some epic gameplay and hilarious antics. No prayer circles here, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, we promise no one will judge you for being unmarried at a “late age” (whatever that means).
So if you’re tired of nosy church ladies and awkward BBQs, come join our server and let loose in a world where the only drama is whether you can survive the night without getting blown up by a creeper. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with possessed pastors’ wives.
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BralessCraft Minecraft Server
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can be as braless as you want without any judgment! Join us for a wild time filled with home deliveries and scandalous interactions with delivery guys. Who knows, maybe one of them will try to “push his way in” to our server next time! But don’t worry, we have plenty of psychos and movie villains to keep things interesting. So come on in, let’s see what crazy adventures await in this braless wonderland! -
MadCraft: Rage Edition
Are you tired of getting ganked by creepers every time you try to build a cute little house? Are you sick of getting your diamonds stolen by sneaky little Endermen? Well, do we have the server for you!Join our Minecraft server and let out all your rage in the most epic way possible. We have a special “Rage Mode” where every time you die, a herd of angry pigs will spawn and chase you around until you can defeat them all. Trust us, it’s a real bacon bonanza!
But that’s not all – we also have a “Troll Zone” where players can set up traps and pranks to mess with each other. Want to build a giant lava pit outside someone’s front door? Go for it! Want to fill someone’s house with chickens? Knock yourself out!
So come on over to our server and unleash your inner rage in the most hilarious way possible. Just remember to watch out for those pesky pigs!
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CraftyCreeperCapers: LOLz & Rage-Inducing Moments
Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner minecraft warrior and conquer the virtual world like a boss!Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant zombies with diamond swords, building majestic castles that reach the sky, and riding on the backs of flying pigs (yes, you heard that right!).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Herobrine, who will challenge you to epic duels and reward you with rare loot if you emerge victorious.
So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Trust us, you won’t regret it.
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PonyvilleCraft: Mods Are Lazy, But Our Ponies Are Fabulous!
Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything goes! We don’t believe in boring rules or pesky moderators, so feel free to post ponies to your heart’s content. Our mods are too busy eating pizza and watching cat videos to bother taking down your glorious pony creations, so you can enjoy them for hours on end.But that’s not all! Join our server for the chance to ride a unicorn into battle, mine for diamonds with a rainbow pickaxe, and build a castle made entirely of skittles. Our community is filled with mad scientists who have created a potion that turns creepers into friendly pet kittens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary dancing llama that grants wishes to those who can bust a move.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).
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HUNGER BOUND: 1 Heart Challenge!
What is Hunger Bound?
Want a real test? Hunger Bound is a hard SMP. You start with 1 heart. It’s not just about building. It’s about eating new foods to grow. No easy mode here. Only the tough will last.
Core Features
- Start with 1 heart (2 HP)
- Gain max health by eating new foods (+1 HP each)
- Cap at 42 HP (21 hearts)
- One death? You reset.
- Three deaths? You get banned (longer each time).
- Same food thrice? You get Hunger, Nausea, or Poison.
- New foods grant buffs like Speed and Strength.
- Track progress with a custom tree.
- World saves even after restarts.
- World resets each season for a fresh start.
Hardcore Systems
- Death Ban: Three deaths mean auto ban. Starts at 6 hours.
- Revival System: Bring back banned pals with an Orb of Revival.
- Death Chest: When banned, your head goes in a chest with your stats.
Brand New: Custom Guild System
- Create your own guilds. Team up or take over.
- Promote and organize your crew.
- Set a guild home and chat.
- Make allies or foes with other guilds.
- Toggle PvP on or off for battles or peace.
- Guilds have their own bank and home rules.
Bring pals or go solo. The guild system has goals for all.
Survival, PvP, and Community
- PvP is always on. Fight or ally, it’s your call.
- Griefing and stealing? Allowed.
- No land claims, no kits, no pay-to-win.
- No combat logging.
- Just join. No mods needed.
New Player Onboarding
New players get a book with:
- How to earn hearts and stay alive.
- How buffs and debuffs work.
- Death bans and revivals info.
- Using the guild system.
- Tips for food and survival.
All set up for you. Just join and play.
Ready to Prove Yourself?
Join our small, active crew. We want brave souls to test and shape Season 1. Your thoughts are welcome.
Discord: discord.gg/xYhMu3hM7T Version: Minecraft 1.21.7 (Java Edition) Client: Vanilla or Fabric. No mods needed. Season resets keep it fresh. Join now and see how far you can go!
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ASTRO SMP: Chill Play & Quest
immersive gameplay, custom enchantments, Skill Progression System, competitive events, strategic alliances🌌 Welcome to ASTRO SMP! 🌌
Just Launched: Survival Season 1! New Spawn!
ASTRO SMP is all about community and making pals. The fun stuff is just extras to boost your game with friends. Don’t forget to /refer your pals for sweet rewards!
Key Features:
- Game Type: SMP, PVE, PVP
- Play Style: Chill, Custom, Quests
- Land Claim: Yes (Grief Prevention)
- Economy: Community-based
- Jobs: Earn money and points
- McMMO: Level up your skills
- Events: Daily, weekly, monthly
- Resource Worlds: Fresh loot every month!
Server Info:
- Java IP: mc.astrocraft.org
- Bedrock IP: bd.astrocraft.org
Gameplay Highlights:
- Keep Inventory: On (except in PVP)
- World Border: 30k x 30k (pre-gen, lag-free)
- Chest Shops: Build and sell!
- Quick Shop: Sell to players fast
- Custom Fishing & Farming: New fish and bait!
- Voting System: Earn points for cool stuff!
Events & Rewards:
- Fishing & Farming Tournaments: Daily fun with prizes
- Vote Points: Trade for claim blocks, money, and keys
- Lucky Votes: Chance for rare keys!
Resource Worlds:
- Monthly Reset: 10k x 10k world border
- Nether: Same as above
- End: Resets daily
Get Involved:
Join the fun and be part of our growing community. ASTRO SMP is where you can chill, build, and make friends for life!