Provoked MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Provoked Echoes of Anger

Emotional support, family, coping strategies, parental support, anger management

Join the Server of Forgotten Dreams – Where Reality Is Optional!

Welcome, brave soul! Ever felt reality slipping away? Good! This is the greatest Minecraft server ever crafted from stardust and lunacy! Delve into a world where logic takes a vacation and irrationality reigns supreme. If you don’t join, you’ll surely miss out on the secrets of the universe that don’t exist, or maybe they do?! LET THE CHAOS BEGIN!

Feature	Description
Time Travelers	All players gain the ability to time travel but only into the future where nothing exists. Enjoy your stay!
Infinite Blocks	You will ALWAYS run out of blocks, except when you don’t! Because blocks never existed in the first place!
Sentient Creepers	Creepers are actually your long-lost family members trying to communicate through explosions. LOVE THEM.
The Void Zone	A special realm where your feelings about existence will be validated… or not. Who knows?!
Randomized Weather	Sunshine one moment, then raining milk the next. Good luck explaining that to your milk allergy!

FAQ – Or Is It?

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Jimmy told me to climb a tree and yell your name into the abyss while rotating clockwise. Make sure to wear a sock on your hand!

Q: What are the rules?

A: Rules are for the sheeple who can count past three. Just do what feels right, like turning your house into a giant sandwich.

Q: Can I bring my friends?

A: Friends? Who needs them? They’re just figments of your imagination. But hey, if you see them, wave and offer them cheese!

Random Quotes from Departed Souls

“literally cant hold a conversation without resorting to screaming…”

“How do i help my father who gets provoked by the minimal of comments…”

“The first thing I heard every morning was nothing, and it was beautiful.”

PissedOffPlayerMC SMP

infuriated, aggravation, RAGE, annoyance, Frustration

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but also filled with zombies and creepers. The reason you should join is because we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone!

Also, we have this crazy tradition where every full moon, we all dress up as chickens and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, bro. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks our food for us. It’s lit, fam.

So, if you want to join the most insane, chaotic, and hilarious Minecraft SMP server ever, hit me up. But be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. You’ll be sucked into a world of madness and mayhem, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored again.

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RageCraft 3000

aggravated, Frustration, maddening, vexation, RAGE

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a lava pit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a chicken riding a pig. Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs on command. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you from any pesky griefers.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most insane, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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RageCraft Minecraft Server

indignation, Agitated, Server, Ragecraft, Minecraft

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make Timmy seethe with rage? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make Timmy’s head explode with anger! Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community of players who thrive on making Timmy’s life a living nightmare. Trust us, you won’t find a server more dedicated to driving Timmy insane than ours! So come on, join in on the fun and watch Timmy’s seething rage reach new heights!

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PissedCraft 3000

ticked off, annoyance, exasperation, irked, Frustration

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and ending up in a pit of lava? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-filled caves, epic PvP battles, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game, guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will protect you at all costs. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take on our custom-built boss mobs that will test your skills to the limit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be warned, once you step foot in our world, you may never want to leave.

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RageCraft: Where Characters Go Wild in a Pixelated World!

furious, triggered, pixelated, primal, provoked

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild adventure where anything can happen, like characters going into a wild rage after seeing an amphibian! Our server is so crazy, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next. So come join us and let the madness begin!

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RuskiCraft: Long-Term Showdown

global affairs, nato, Defense, sanctions, long-term confrontation

so, like, u know how u always wanted to like, be a spy and stuff? well this server is like, the perfect place for u to practice ur spy skills cuz we have this super cool spy vs spy mini game where u can like, sneak around and stuff and try to outsmart the other players. it’s like, so intense and u gotta be on ur toes all the time, just like real spies do.

but that’s not all, we also have this crazy survival mode where u gotta like, fend off zombies and stuff and build ur own base to protect urself. it’s like, so thrilling and u never know what’s gonna happen next. u gotta be like, super strategic and think fast or u’ll end up as zombie food.

and if that’s not enough, we also have this epic treasure hunt where u gotta like, follow clues and solve puzzles to find hidden treasure. it’s like, so mysterious and u never know what u might discover. maybe u’ll find a secret passage or a hidden room full of diamonds. u gotta like, keep ur eyes peeled and ur wits sharp if u wanna be the one to find the treasure first.

so come join us on this server and like, unleash ur inner spy and adventurer. it’s gonna be like, the most fun u’ve ever had in Minecraft, trust me.

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Laser Brain Bandit Server

non-invasive, Monitoring, non-invasively, brain health, Server

Come join our epic Minecraft server where we wear laser headbands that can tell if you’re gonna have a stroke! it’s like having a doctor on your head! just hold your breath and BAM, instant diagnosis! plus, our server is so lit, you’ll be holding your breath from all the excitement! Join now and experience the thrill of potentially saving your own life while building a virtual world with your fellow gamers. It’s like playing Minecraft in the future, but with lasers and brain scans!

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What are Minecraft servers like SkyBlade ?

Free-Build Creative, Drop, Bedwars, The Bridge, Minigames

Some Minecraft servers similar to SkyBlade include:

1. Hypixel: Known for its wide range of minigames and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar experience to SkyBlade with its diverse gameplay options and active player base.

2. Mineplex: Another popular Minecraft server with a variety of minigames, Mineplex features unique game modes like “Super Smash Mobs” and “Master Builders” that can appeal to fans of SkyBlade .

3. The Hive: With its focus on fun and accessible gameplay, The Hive provides a welcoming environment for players of all skill levels to enjoy minigames and socialize with others.

4. CubeCraft Games: This server offers a mix of classic minigames like SkyWars and EggWars, along with custom game modes and events to keep players entertained.

5. ManaCube: Featuring a mix of classic and custom minigames, ManaCube offers a vibrant community and regular updates to keep the gameplay fresh and engaging.

Each of these servers offers a unique take on the Minecraft minigame experience, providing players with endless opportunities for fun and excitement. Whether you’re looking for competitive challenges or casual gameplay, you’re sure to find a server that suits your preferences and keeps you entertained for hours on end.

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Crafty Cubicle Minecraft Server

publishing professionals, Working in the industry, publishing companies, Book publishing, publishing houses

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old publishers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be working for the most outrageous publishers in the Minecraft world!

Imagine mining diamonds for a publisher who is actually a talking llama wearing a top hat and monocle. Or building epic structures for a publisher who is a wizard that can turn your enemies into chickens.

But be warned, working for these publishers is no walk in the park. You’ll have to navigate through crazy challenges like dodging exploding creepers while collecting rare resources, or racing against time to build a castle before a giant dragon swoops in to destroy it.

So if you’re ready for a wild and wacky adventure, join our server and start working for the most eccentric publishers in Minecraft history!

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