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EgoCraft – Sensitive Narcissist Land

important, judgment, more, EASY, sensitivity

so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where all the players are narcissists, but, like, they’re super sensitive and insecure. it’s like a rollercoaster of emotions, man. one minute they’re all confident and showin’ off their builds, and the next they’re cryin’ because someone said their house looks like a potato. it’s wild, dude.

but, like, that’s what makes this server so fun, ya know? you never know what’s gonna set someone off and start a drama bomb. it’s like reality tv, but in minecraft form. plus, the builds are amazin’ because narcissists gotta have the best of everything, right? so you know you’re gonna see some epic creations on this server.

so, if you wanna join a server that’s full of drama, insecurity, and epic builds, then come on over to our crazy narcissist minecraft server. it’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s half the fun, right?

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ProvokedCraft

North Korea, Commander, notebook, former, Military

so, liek, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so lit it could make north korea attack us? well, u found it! our server is so epic that even former military intelligence commanders are tryna take us down. join us and be part of the chaos, maybe u can even start a war with a creeper or something. come on, u know u wanna be part of this madness!

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makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

Peeve, Minecraft, provoke, infuriating, agitate

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

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BlockyPolitics: Outrage Edition

provoke, political beliefs, BlockyPolitics, social media, Outrage

so like, this server is like the ultimate battleground for all you social media warriors out there! if you love gettin’ all riled up over different opinions, this is the place for you! we got crazy builds that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

join us and let the outrage flow through you as you face off against other players with completely opposite viewpoints. who knows, maybe you’ll even make some frenemies along the way.

come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the confrontation effect take over! it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust us.

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RageCraft: Instant Trigger

INSTANT, anger, Incense, triggers, Irritation

Join our Minecraft server and let our mischievous mobs constantly steal your diamonds, blow up your creations, and play pranks on you when you least expect it! We guarantee you’ll be raging in no time, but hey, isn’t that what makes the game more fun? Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon has a wicked sense of humor and loves trolling players by teleporting them into random places. So if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience and make you question your sanity, look no further! Join us now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem.

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LebCraft: Nasrallah’s Epic Challenge

LebCraft, Israel, Conflict, Military, threat

come join our epic minecraft server where we have nasrallah daring israel to invade lebanon in speech, making it a HISTORIC OPPORTUNITY for all players! imagine the chaos and excitement as you build and battle in a world inspired by this crazy event. join now for a chance to be a part of the action and create your own legendary moments in minecraft history!

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CraftyRedditorRage

redditor, keyboard warriors, provoke, online arguments, social media

Join our Minecraft server and build a giant statue of a cat using only dirt blocks! Trust us, those Redditors will be fuming with jealousy when they see your epic creation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who lays diamond eggs. Who wouldn’t want to be part of that spooky adventure? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

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DadBod in Minecraft SMP

bad thing, parental influence, father figure, Communication, comparison

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Our server is so crazy, even the players themselves will have you questioning reality. One player’s antics even reminded someone of their dad – talk about a plot twist! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server. So come join us and see if you can handle the madness!

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Crafty Criminals: Where breaking blocks is just the beginning!

blocks, enforcement, BREAKING, Activity, Crafty

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is a total free-for-all! We’ve got players running around like headless chickens, stealing each other’s diamonds, and causing chaos at every turn.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly looking over your shoulder, wondering if the feds are coming to get you for your pixelated crimes. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a rumor of a dragon lurking in the depths of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you can survive the madness and mayhem of our lawless Minecraft world. Just remember to watch your back, because you never know who might be plotting against you.

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GemCraft SMP – Mine Universe Gen

Cartoon Network, Unleash the Light, Original Television Score, OST composers, archived threads.

Welcome to the most gem-tastic Minecraft SMP out there! Join us on /sug/ – Steven Universe General, where you can unleash the light and play baseball with gems in the outfield!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, Ronaldo himself has a blog where he spills all the juicy secrets of Beach City. Plus, our OST composers will serenade you with tunes straight from the show.

But wait, there’s more! Rebecca Sugar herself will be making appearances on Streamily, so you can chat with the mastermind behind it all. And if that’s not enough to convince you, Raven Molisee’s SU works are on sale – get your hands on some exclusive gems before they’re gone!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Steven Universe on our Minecraft server and let the gem-tastic adventures begin! Join us now and become a part of the most epic gem-filled journey ever seen in the Minecraft universe!

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