Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!
Join our server and become a meme token called $Hitler! That’s right, you can be the most controversial and outrageous currency in all of Minecraft. Neo-nazis will be lining up to buy you, Jews will be pumping you up just to start drama, and even Middle Eastern countries will be investing in you for some reason. It’s a wild ride of chaos and insanity that you won’t find anywhere else!
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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, even political Jewesses can’t resist joining in on the fun. Plus, where else can you find a community that is as dedicated to building and exploring as they are to questionable nighttime activities? Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about gaming.
Welcome to our amazingMinecraft server where the only rule is: “Would you suck it?” Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some insane reasons!
– Our server is hosted on a potato-powered computer, giving you the ultimate challenge of playing Minecraft in slow motion. Can you survive the lag?
– We have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep. Who wouldn’t want to party with these funky animals?
– Our admin team consists of actual aliens who communicate through interpretive dance. Don’t worry, they’re friendly… we think.
– The only way to earn diamonds on our server is by engaging in intense dance battles with other players. Get your groove on!
– We have a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the world that contains the most coveted item of all… a golden toilet seat. Will you be the lucky player to find it?
So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and ask yourself the ultimate question: “Would you suck it?”
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you go “お尻か?” (you want some ass?) Look no further, because our server is the craziest place to be in the Minecraft universe!
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a world filled with flying pigs and talking sheep . They were so amazed by the madness that they couldn’t stop playing for days!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond-encrusted chickens that lay golden eggs . Imagine the riches you could have by just hanging out with these fabulous fowls!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – our server has a secret disco party every night in the Nether . You can dance the night away with zombie pigmen and skeleton DJs !
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing dirtier than our snap messages is the terrain! Join us for a wild ride filled with sexyadventures and scandalous shenanigans.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with sexy diamond armor. But beware, for the armor was cursed with the power of seduction! Players couldn’t resist showing off their new gear and soon, the entire server was embroiled in a fierce fashion show competition. Who knew Minecraft could be so sexy?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Dirty Pig, a mischievous creature who loves to prank unsuspecting players by covering their builds in mud. Will you be the next victim of the Dirty Pig’s antics?
So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for some dirty fun and sexy surprises along the way!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures with your friends and big niggas from all over the world.
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. They were so amazed by the craziness of it all that they never wanted to leave!
But that’s not all! On our server, you can build a house made entirely of diamond blocks, ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right. The Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become part of the most lit and hype Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it.
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the blocks are hotter than your ex! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.
Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But here’s the twist – the dungeon was guarded by a twerking creeper! Can you imagine the hilarity that ensued?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary dancing pigs that will groove to any song you play. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow through the sky.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Jordan Peterson is the ultimate boss battle that you must defeat to claim the title of Minecraft Master! But beware, he is not your average enemy – he’s a terrifying force to be reckoned with.
Join our server if you dare to challenge Jordan Peterson and his army of lobsters. Rumor has it that he can debate you into submission with his intellectual prowess, leaving you questioning your very existence in the Minecraft world.
But fear not, for those who are brave enough to face him will be rewarded with endless diamonds, enchanted armor, and the respect of all the villagers. So grab your pickaxe and prepare for the battle of a lifetime on our server – if you’re not too scared, that is.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so WILD that even the creepers have learned to dance the Macarena! And our villagers throw the best parties this side of the Nether!
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most OUTRAGEOUS Minecraft community in the universe! Peko approves!
Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’dMinecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.”
– You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword.
– Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats.
– Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five.
– The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.
So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!
This is a Faction server that is pretty much up 24/7 sometimes may close for restarts or if there is work that needs to be done on the server. The Owner is Brokempla and there are 3 Co-Owners MrFire123, KO_Mattrobt, ITookThisUser
This is a prison server that allows players to join on 1.8 or 1.9 clients.
Quote From Owner: “The prison server took a while to setup because of a few bugs and me going on holiday but it is all now working and will be for the next few years i hope, feel free to join because you will be entered into a draw for the free Bedrock rank (highest donor rank) you will not need to pay anything.”
The server staff a very very very friendly and the owner is on 90% of the time and the other staff members are on now and again, so if you ever need any help with anything on the server there is most likely going to be a member of staff on the server.
You are able to participate in fishing tournaments and competitions throughout the day! Not only is there fishing, but crews which you can join with your friend. You gain access to your own crew island and get special buffs by leveling up your crew. Furthermore, there is also PVP events such as KoTH and the Oil Rig (a pvp fishing area).The PVP is custom with a different health system as well as new armor sets, weapons, and pets you can obtain to become stronger than your opponents.
This server was handcrafted by DatZebra, an avid fisherman in real life who also loves minecraft. After realizing there was no minecraft fishing server like the one he envisioned, he decided to make one himself. He built, textured, and coded the entire server to perfection.
Towny survival re-imagined! Collect and play with hundreds of custom items with their own models and textures. Use custom weapons, skills and abilities to battle Hidden Legacy’s exclusive mobs and bosses, or even battle each other!
Thanks for voting you will receive your Vote Key on the server were you can use it at /warp Crates. If you didn’t receive the Vote Key please take picture of the vote msg and ask a admin or owner to give you one.