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LyricallyLate Minecraft SMP

adult content, adult themes, double entendres, explicit content, explicit lyrics, hidden meanings, hidden messages, innuendos, LyricallyLate, mature content, mature interpretation, mature interpretation of songs, mature themes, mature understanding, Minecraft, misunderstood lyrics, provocative songs, risque lyrics, sexually suggestive lyrics, smp, Subliminal Messages, suggestive language, suggestive lyrics analysis

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious mishaps, and unexpected twists and turns.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away to their favorite tunes. Just be careful, some of those songs have some seriously suggestive lyrics that you may not have caught onto until now. Who knew “Baby Got Back” was actually about a love for big blocks?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a journey like no other. Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server.

Wife’s 50, I’m 30 Minecraft Server

30s, 50s, age difference, Boundaries, Cheating, Communication, Dying, future plans, Help, Infidelity, Intimacy, Jealousy, Marriage, Minecraft, monogamy, open relationship, Polyamory, Replacement, Server, taboo, Trust, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the age doesn’t matter and neither do the rules!

Join us for a wild ride where you can build your own harem of blocky babes, just like this player’s wife promised to do for him! Who needs diamonds when you have a lineup of potential replacements ready to go?

Explore our server and see if you can find your own sugar mommy or daddy who’s willing to let you explore your wildest fantasies. The possibilities are endless, just like the drama that unfolds when you mix love, lust, and Minecraft together.

So come on in and see if you can find your next Minecraft soulmate, or at least someone who’s down for a little blocky fun on the side. Who knows, you might just find yourself in a love triangle that’s more twisted than a creeper explosion!

Neon Green Minecraft SMP

Frustration, gardening, green leaves, Green.., greenery, houseplants, indoor plants, leaf discoloration, Minecraft, neo, Neon, plant advice, Plant care, plant care tips, plant diagnosis, plant health, plant help, plant issues, plant maintenance, plant problems, plant support, smp, Troubleshooting

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener than your grandma’s lawn! Seriously, we have no idea why your neo is so green, but we do know that joining our server will make your Minecraft experience 10 times more colorful and chaotic.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Enderman who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard an Enderman tell knock-knock jokes.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as crazy as a creeper on caffeine, then look no further. Join us and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond armor – you’re gonna need it!

PupCraftPlaydate

Babysitting, compromise, Date night, dog behavior, dog fear, Dog lover, dog-friendly, dog-friendly house, family, family drama, family time, free babysitting, golden retriever, pet accommodations, pet guilt, pet owner, pet parent, pet-friendly, PupCraftPlaydate, sibling rivalry, well-behaved dog

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4244
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Chimeras Created:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where dogs are always welcome! We understand the importance of furry companions, which is why we encourage all players to bring their beloved pets along for the adventure.

Join us and experience a world where golden retrievers like Charlie roam freely, spreading love and joy to all who encounter them. Watch as your doggo makes friends with other players’ pets, forming alliances and embarking on epic quests together.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your dog can’t come along for the ride. After all, who wouldn’t want a loyal companion by their side as they conquer dungeons and build magnificent structures?

So come on over to our server and let your doggo join in on the fun. Who knows, maybe Charlie will become a legendary hero in the world of Minecraft, known far and wide for his good behavior and irresistible charm. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Forgetful Pixel Playgrounds

activities, cognitive decline, cognitive function, Daily Life, forgetful, forgetful behavior, forgetfulness, Frequency, list, Memory, memory exercise, memory improvement, memory lapse, Memory Loss, memory retention, memory test, mindfulness, past week, PIXEL, playgrounds, recall, Reflection, Routine

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4001
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Villages Defended:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, unicorns flying around and, like, rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. it’s, like, totally crazy, man.

like, last week, we had this epic battle between a giant chicken and a pack of angry llamas. it was, like, so intense, you could feel the feathers flying everywhere. and then, like, out of nowhere, a herd of dancing pigs joined in and started breakdancing. it was, like, the best thing ever, dude.

and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party every saturday night. it’s, like, the hottest spot in all of minecraft. we got glowsticks, we got funky music, we got villagers doing the worm. it’s, like, totally lit, bro.

so, like, if you wanna have the time of your life and, like, never forget a single moment, you gotta join this server, man. it’s, like, the ultimate minecraft experience. trust me, you won’t regret it.

CraftHaven | Paused

Adventure, Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Forge, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Tekkit, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	30
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Welcome to CraftHaven!

We are a server that just started and we are looking for players to support us! We are a family-friendly server which welcomes everyone! We love hearing out suggestions and feedback as we want to always improve so don’t be afraid to reach out! 🙂

Currently we only offer one game mode: Modified – As the name suggests, it’s a vanilla server but “modified”: Custom Enchants, Residence Claims, Diamond Block Economy, Player Shops, etc.

Come check it out for yourself! I’d love to hear your opinions!

mc.crafthaven.net

❤️ XetaByte ❤️┃➤ Survival, Promo code – XETA2025 💥 Minecraft server

Among us, Ant Battle, Auction, Bed wars, build battle, Castle Battle, Clans, cs go, Dance, Deathrun, Duels, Egg wars, feelings, football, Friends, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hockey, Hookahs, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Maniac, Mario Party, Mob Arena, one block, Paintball, Parkour, Pets, Private, promo code, Quake, sex, Sky Wars, Skyblock, Spit, Spleef, Survival, TNT Run, TNT-Ran, tops, Transport, weapons, Weddings, XETA2025

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	4647	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Villages Defended:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. Friendly admins

3. Promo code XETA2025 for a 15% discount

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Ran (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Head Data Base (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformations into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountain (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varns (Donate option)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (above the player’s head, below the player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donate-ability, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donate-world (/world) (no wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the entire list)

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Comic Sans Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, Anime, Boss, Character development, chosen ones, Comic, comics, FANTASY, fantasy world, God Emperor, hate, incel media, interesting premise, Manga, mc, Minecraft, Naruto, power creeps, ruins, sans, Server, Supernatural, webcomic

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7651
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Enchantments Applied:	135	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, you can become the god-emperor of the chosen ones! Just like in those crazy anime shows, you’ll go from zero to hero in just 11 chapters. And forget about power creeps ruining the fun, here they only make things more epic! So come join us and experience the wildest fantasy world you’ve ever seen, where anything is possible and insanity reigns supreme. Who needs Naruto when you can be the ultimate boss in our Minecraft universe?

Ranma 1/2 Minecraft SMP Madness

Akane hate, Akane Tendo, Anime, Big Trouble in Nekonron China, Blunt object, Bokken, FANFICS, Fanon, Fists, hammer, Happosai, Into the Darkness, Kodachi, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Ranma, Ranma 1/2, Ranma Saotome, Ryōga’s Miracle Cure, Samurai weaponry, shinai, smp, Soun Tendo, Team Ranma vs. The Legendary Phoenix

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ores Mined:	4757
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as Akane Tendō’s hammer swings? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature that allows you to wield Akane’s hammer in-game! That’s right, you can smash your way through blocks and enemies just like your favorite anime character. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you start shouting “Ranma, you idiot!” every time you swing it.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy characters who are always up to no good. From Kodachi causing chaos with her gymnastics skills to Happōsai stealing everyone’s diamonds, you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Ranma himself and challenge him to a duel!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world. See you there, and remember – don’t let the fanfics get you down!

RedFlagUncrushed – Minecraft SMP

Crush, DATING, dealbreakers, Minecraft, red flag, red flags in a crush, red flags in a partner, red flags in a potential partner, red flags in a relationship, red flags in a romantic interest, red flags in dating, red flags in dating someone, red flags in love, red flags in relationships, red flags to avoid, red flags to watch out for, RedFlagUncrushed, relationship, smp, uncrush, warning signs

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3524
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but chicken nuggets and rubber ducks. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where the winner gets a pet llama that can breakdance?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars,” where players team up to prank each other with exploding sheep and flying pigs. And if you ever need a break from all the madness, you can relax in our virtual hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Who needs a crush when you can have this much fun in the virtual world?

JavaJittersCraft

addiction, Alternatives, Caffeine, coffee, decaf, Decision making, ENERGY, Habit, health, Herbal, JavaJittersCraft, Lifestyle, mindfulness, morning routine, productivity, Relaxation, restraint, self-control, tea, temptation, Water

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	7854
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6011
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	104	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dimension Hops:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Are you tired of drinking boring old coffee and not having any fun? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special coffee shop where you can drink coffee made from rare and exotic beans found only in the virtual world! But be careful, one sip of this coffee and you’ll be bouncing off the walls with energy to mine and build all day long!

Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it flies through the sky, dropping diamonds and gold wherever it goes. Who needs a pickaxe when you have a flying chicken to do all the work for you?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers and zombies let loose and show off their best dance moves. You won’t want to miss out on the chance to boogie down with the undead!

So what’s stopping you from drinking coffee right now? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of craziness and fun!