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The SMP Queen Charlotte Minecraft SMP

adult performer, BDSM, charlotte, Charlotte Scherzen, dominatrix, Epaulets, Fake French, fake tits, fetish, french maid, Gives people fake French names, Hardcore slut, Harem of submissive bitches, kinky fantasies, Minecraft, provocative attire, Queen, Roleplay, roleplaying games, Scandalous cleavage, sexy costumes, smp, Submission

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! We’ve got a hardcore slut running the show, a harem of submissive bitches ready to do your bidding, and epaulets for days. And don’t even get us started on the scandalous cleavage and fake French accents – it’s a whole vibe.

But that’s not all – we’ve got fake tits galore (you just know), and we even give people fake French names for that extra touch of class. So why wouldn’t you want to join in on the madness? Come on, you know you want to be a part of this outrageous adventure!

SMPFashionista – Minecraft SMP

attention-grabbing attire, attention-seeking attire, bold attire, bold fashion, controversial clothing, controversial fashion, daring fashion, edgy clothing, fashion choices, Men’s Fashion, Minecraft, provocative attire, provocative fashion, revealing fashion, revealing outfits, risque apparel, scandalous outfits, seductive clothing, sexy attire, sexy clothing, slutty clothing, smp, SMPFashionista

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Emeralds Found:	1348	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Alien Abductions:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have a strict dress code that requires all players to wear the sluttiest items of clothing in the game. From leather chaps to diamond thongs, we’ve got it all!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Strip Mine Challenge, where players must strip down to their skivvies and mine for diamonds while dodging lava and creepers. The winner gets to wear the coveted Golden Speedo of Victory for a whole week!

Join us for a wild ride filled with scandalous outfits, daring challenges, and more laughs than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at. Just remember, on our server, the only thing more important than building your dream base is looking fabulous while doing it!

FluShotCraft: Hospital Edition

Edition, exemption, flu season, flu shots, FluShotCraft, general public, Healthcare, healthcare guidelines, healthcare regulations, healthcare workers, herd immunity, Hospital, infectious diseases, influenza, mandatory vaccination, medical facilities, patient safety, prevent spread, public health, staff vaccination, U.S. hospitals, vaccination policy, veteran hospitals

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

yo, dis server be like a hospital but instead of flu shots, we give u doses of FUN! 96% of veterans hospitals and 74% of regular hospitals be requiring u to join dis server and get vaccinated with laughter and good times. we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community dat be more lit than a flu shot! so come on and join us, cuz we be injecting u with happiness and joy 24/7!

Slkiny Middle School

banner, cringe, Friends, Fun, goobers, goofy, group, Join, MERRIER, middle school, Minecraft, Play, Server, slink, smp, Survival, Tinkin, Trials, Tricky, update, welcome

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3778
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mines Excavated:	1007	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9

Welcome to SMP Slink

Each update my friends like to get together and play. The more the merrier, come join us!

Group of Goofy goobers gettin tricky and tinkin in those trials. Don’t be cringe. Have Fun in new update!

135.148.100.83:25582

ShotCraft Minecraft Server

45 seconds, Anime, artistic choice, cinematography, contemplation, Deep thinking, Director, film analysis, film theory, ghost in the shell, Interpretation, Japanese cinema, Mamoru Oshii, Meaning, Minecraft, pause, Server, Shot, Shotcraft, Sit, Symbolism, Visual Storytelling

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4614
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Void Gems Collected:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you wait around for things to happen? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even Mamoru Oshii would be like “what did I just stumble upon?!”

Join our server and get ready to have your mind blown as we make you wait for 45 seconds before anything happens. Why, you ask? Because we like to keep things suspenseful and mysterious, just like Mamoru Oshii himself.

So come on down and experience the thrill of waiting around for no reason at all. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the hidden meaning behind this strange phenomenon. Just remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it makes absolutely no sense at all.

CraftyCEO Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Crops Grown:	9067

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further than Based CEO Player! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of players on our server stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a giant chicken wearing a top hat! The players had to engage in an epic battle with the chicken, using only their wits and pickaxes to emerge victorious.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep busting a move on the dance floor.

So why wait? Join Based CEO Player today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures and shenanigans await you on our server!

PupCraft Bday Bash

attitude, Bash, BDay, Birthday Party, birthday presents, Boundaries, Cheap, children, Communication, Conflict, dog, family drama, in-law issues, irritable, Jealousy, Kids, passive aggressive, pet, Presents, PupCraft, sibling rivalry, SIL, toxic relationships

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5070
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mines Excavated:	1102	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	New Chunks Explored:	764905
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of dealing with virtual family drama on a whole new level.

We have a special event where you can celebrate your pet’s birthday alongside your child’s birthday party! Just like Debbie, you can bring your dog to the party and demand presents for them too. Who needs human kids when you have fur babies, right?

But that’s not all – our server is full of passive-aggressive NPCs who will constantly criticize your building skills and question your mining techniques. It’s like having a virtual Debbie in every corner of the game!

Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and drama of our Minecraft server. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have a virtual family feud that puts reality TV to shame?

CraftyRedditors: Noobs in Disguise

Assumptions, common misconceptions, CraftyRedditors, digital literacy, disguise, Expertise, false understanding, ignorance, internet culture, internet knowledge, knowledge, misconceptions, misconstrued facts, Misinformation, misinformation spread, Noobs, online communities, online discussions., online forums, popular beliefs, reddit users, redditors, social media

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1225
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of Redditors thinking they know everything about Minecraft, but actually understanding nothing? Well, look no further because our server is here to set the record straight! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen who just want to trade diamonds for hugs. Don’t be fooled by those so-called experts on Reddit, come join us and experience the true madness that is Minecraft!

RubleRumbleCraft

currency exchange, dollar trading, economic impact, economic policy, economic sanctions, euro trading, financial institutions, financial markets, foreign exchange, geopolitical tensions, global economy, international relations, international trade, main exchange, political tensions, RubleRumbleCraft, russia, sanctions impact, trade restrictions, trading restrictions, US sanctions

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4039
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

so, like, this server is like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in minecraft, bro. we got crazy stuff happening all the time, like, you won’t believe it.

imagine this, right? you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where the dollar and euro are like, banned or something. it’s nuts, man. you gotta trade in like, diamonds and emeralds instead.

and get this, there’s like, this secret underground market where you can like, smuggle in gold and stuff. it’s like a whole adventure just trying to get your hands on some sweet, sweet currency.

plus, the mobs on this server are like, next level. we got creepers that explode into rainbows and skeletons that shoot confetti instead of arrows. it’s a party every time you step outside, dude.

so come join us on this wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination. and maybe the occasional explosion of glitter.

CraftyConfidenceBuilders

accomplishment, achievement, Confidence, CraftyConfidenceBuilders, doubt, fear, Insecurity, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-acceptance, self-assurance, self-belief, self-confidence, self-doubt, self-validation, success

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Love Letters Sent:	14
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

so like, why not join our server and be like, super confident and stuff? like, we have this magical diamond sword that gives you the power to slay dragons with just one hit. and like, our villagers are actually aliens in disguise, so you can trade with them for some out-of-this-world items.

also, our server is built on a giant floating island in the sky, so you can literally walk on clouds and stuff. and the best part is, our creepers are actually really friendly and just want to give you hugs instead of blowing up your stuff.

so come join us and be part of the most insane Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. plus, our sheep can talk and tell you jokes all day long. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the craziness begin!

ClimateCraft: Wildfire & Heat! 🔥🌿

attribution, belief in climate change, climate change, climate change awareness, climate change beliefs, climate change impact, ClimateCraft, Confidence, democrats, Experience, extreme heat, extreme weather events, extreme weather perception, Heat, linking, negative impacts, political affiliation, republicans, US adults, weather attribution, weather events, Wildfire

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest weather events you’ve ever seen! we got wildfires, extreme heat, and who knows what else! republicans and democrats alike can come together and agree that our weather is out of control! if you’ve ever been impacted by a crazy weather event, you’ll fit right in here. so come on down and experience the chaos for yourself!

83 IQ Minecraft Server

alcohol, child development, cognitive abilities, developmental disorders, environmental influences, family history, fetal alcohol syndrome, genetic factors, intelligence, iq, learning disabilities, low iq, maternal behavior, maternal health, mental health, Minecraft, Mother, neurodevelopment, online test, Pregnancy, prenatal care, Server

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Farms Harvested:	218
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Look no further, because on our server, we guarantee a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within the fiery pits of the Nether?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous “Creeper Olympics,” where players compete in explosive events such as the TNT high jump and the sprint through a field of landmines.

So if you’re ready to test your Minecraft skills and your sanity, come join us on our server. Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and a spare pair of pants, because things are about to get crazy!