provocative advice Minecraft Servers

provocative advice Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBantsMC

    BlockyBantsMC
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 1691
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 182 Endless Legions Commanded: 28
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Void Gems Collected: 32
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as the Nether? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more NSFW tips than a creeper in a strip club. Join us for a chance to learn all the naughty secrets of Minecraft, like how to make a redstone contraption that looks like a giant… well, you get the idea. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky pig the same way again. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

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  • YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz

    YuriCraft SMP: 日韓百合Trendz
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 2877
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 88
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Infinity Stones Found: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and unexpected alliances.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of ninja catgirls who are always up to mischief. Will you join forces with them or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

    And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a thriving yuri community that is taking the server by storm. From cute dates at the virtual beach to epic love triangles, there’s never a dull moment when love is in the air.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky ninja catgirls – you never know what they might have up their sleeves!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockBuddiesUnite

    BlockBuddiesUnite
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    Players: 108/300 Votes: 949
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 New Chunks Explored: 622213
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Farms Harvested: 323 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected encounters just like this one! Our players are so dedicated to their beliefs that they might even try to convert you in-game. But don’t worry, our virtual world is a safe space for all beliefs, even if you’re an atheist like our friend here. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who will pray for your diamond loot to improve! So come on and join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers.

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  • RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP

    RottenTomatoFanatic – Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 2233
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7906 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Animals Bred: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 361 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and secret underground disco parties. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up!

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest players can find. Rumor has it that it’s guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who will challenge you to a dance-off for the loot.

    So if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, join us now! Just be warned, once you enter, you may never want to leave.

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  • SadCraft: The Griefing Server

    SadCraft: The Griefing Server
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    Players: 106/400 Votes: 1335
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Gods Slained: 0 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Do you ever feel sad when you run out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky every hour on the hour! Join us and never experience the heartbreak of a diamond shortage again! Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where all the creepers go to let loose and dance the night away. Don’t miss out on the chance to party with the coolest mobs in town!

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  • HaniyehsRevengeCraft

    HaniyehsRevengeCraft
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 5388
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Potions Brewed: 104
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft players out there! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, do we have a server for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and mysterious treasures!

    Picture this: you’re wandering through a lush forest when suddenly, a gang of evil chickens ambush you! But fear not, for you have the power of a magical potato that shoots lasers! Take down those pesky chickens and claim victory for yourself!

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater realm and discover a hidden city filled with talking dolphins and dancing squids! Help them throw the ultimate underwater rave and become the life of the party!

    And if that’s not enough, join our exclusive club of llama warriors who ride into battle on rainbow-colored unicorns! Defeat the evil llama king and become the ruler of the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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  • V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!

    V is for Vanilla, but don’t expect any vanilla resets anytime soon!
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 474
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

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    V For Vanilla Minecraft Server

    Server IP VForV.net
    Server Discord https://discord.gg/u2HcJxG4pS
    Version Java 1.21

    Overview:

    V For Vanilla is a vanilla SMP started on the 4th of December, 2021. Our goal is to provide players with a true vanilla, unaltered gameplay experience. We have minimal admin intervention, giving players the freedom to play the game how they like, while keeping things fair for everyone by banning cheaters. To keep the vanilla experience authentic there are no game changing plugins or commands.

    We have a small community with many people from all around the world. If you are looking for a true vanilla experience we welcome you to join us.

    We hope to see you soon on V!

    Server Info:

    • World Border At 30M
    • No Map Resets
    • Random, unprotected spawn area
    • No TPA or Sethome
    • Griefing & Killing Allowed
    • No Duping (Exception for TNT bombers)
    • Chat isn’t strictly moderated
    • Dedicated server hosted in Finland

    Server Rules:

    • Doxing is not allowed and will result in a permanent ban
    • Cheating is a 3 Month temp ban, permanent on second offense

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Can I use mods on the server? No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods.
    Is PvP allowed? Yes, Griefing & Killing is allowed on the server.
    Are there any restrictions on building? No, players have freedom to build wherever they like.
    Are there regular events on the server? Events are player-organized and not hosted by server admins.

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  • PixelLove Minecraft Server

    PixelLove Minecraft Server
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1417
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Battles Fought: 15
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 12 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 254
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and dreaming of finding a girlfriend who looks like a pixelated character from the game? Look no further, because our server is filled with gorgeous players who resemble their Minecraft avatars! Join us and you might just find your blocky soulmate who will mine diamonds with you for eternity.

    Our server is so magical that once, a player built a giant roller coaster that actually worked in real life! People from all over the world come to witness the wonders of our server, where pigs fly and creepers breakdance.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in Minecraft emojis. They have their own language and customs, and if you prove yourself worthy, you might just be invited to join their ranks.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey full of surprises, laughs, and maybe even love. Who knows, you might just find your dream girl who looks like webm related!

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  • GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?

    GoonCraft SMP – ShouldIGoon?
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    Players: 93/700 Votes: 6700
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 20
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or participate in our weekly llama fashion show competition.

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join them or stand against them? The choice is yours!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unpredictable Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

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  • CrazyCrafty SMP

    CrazyCrafty SMP
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    Players: 106/700 Votes: 8541
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 10
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Crops Grown: 7446
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 4 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Villages Defended: 16 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Falling into the Void: 3

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    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through the minds of the most deranged players you’ll ever meet. Join us for a chance to build your own insane asylum, where the only rule is to embrace the madness. Need a break from the chaos? Take a stroll through our haunted forest, where the trees whisper secrets of the players who lost their minds trying to survive. So why join our server? Because normal is boring, and we promise you’ll never be the same after a day in our virtual asylum.

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  • PixelPoundsDrop

    PixelPoundsDrop
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    Players: 110/200 Votes: 1246
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 17 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mythical Swords Crafted: 93
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 501 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Zombie Dances: 0
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Void Armor Forged: 30

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server and start mining for diamonds! Legend has it that the more diamonds you find, the more calories you burn. Plus, our server is so intense that you’ll be running around so much trying to survive, you won’t even have time to think about food. So say goodbye to those extra pounds and hello to a leaner, meaner you on our server!

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