Provocation Minecraft Servers (Page 4)

KyivKrafters: No Arms Allowed!
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so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the wildest place to be, man. like, imagine if NATO and Kyiv were in minecraft, and Kyiv was like, “yo, i’m gonna wreck Russia with my diamond sword!” and Russia was all like, “whoa, bro, that’s a dangerous escalation!”
but on this server, anything goes, man. you can team up with Kyiv and take on Russia, or you can be a total troll and just mess with everyone’s builds. it’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff.
plus, the admins are totally cool and always throwing epic events. like, one time they had a giant chicken riding contest, and whoever could stay on the chicken the longest won a stack of diamonds. it was so hilarious watching everyone try to wrangle those crazy chickens.
so, if you’re looking for a wild ride and some serious laughs, you gotta join this minecraft server. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into!

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BorderDefense Minecraft Server
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come join our epic minecraft server where we build up our military on Ukraine’s border and brag about our ‘high combat readiness’ of our troops! we got tanks, helicopters, and even llamas armed with rocket launchers! fight against other players in intense battles for control of the border! join now and show off your military might in the most insane minecraft server ever!

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CraftyMissileLaunch
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come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life like north korea launching missiles and stuff. we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. build a house made entirely of diamonds or ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens. trust me, you won’t regret joining our server. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with unlimited cake. who wouldn’t want that? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the creepers take over the world!

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BlockRageCraft
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Are you tired of getting your butt kicked in other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate stress reliever! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is filled with skilled players who will challenge you to become the best of the best. Plus, we have a secret potion that turns you into a ninja warrior for 24 hours – just imagine the possibilities! So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin!

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BalloonWarfareKOR
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so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not as bomb as those 350 waste balloons detected from North Korea, but pretty close. tensions are totally flaring, just like the lava in our nether realm. join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a war with your friends. who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords, amirite? come on, join us and let’s see who can build the most epic base before the next balloon attack. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

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BorderCrossing Minecraft Server
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OMG u guys, u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz like, North Korean soldiers keep crossing the border to play on it! They can’t resist the epicness of our server, it’s like a magnet for craziness!
One time, Kim Jong Un himself tried to join but got distracted by a creeper and blew up his whole palace! It was so funny, he was like “I demand a rematch!” But we were all like, “Nah, bro, you gotta start from scratch like everyone else!”
Join now and you might even see a North Korean soldier trying to build a nuke out of diamonds or something, it’s wild out here! Plus, our server has the best memes and the dankest jokes, you won’t find that anywhere else! So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

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CraftyKimJongUn
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so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!
we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.
come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

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TaiwanBaitNoXiInvadeUS
Asia-PacificChinainternational relationsleadershipSOVEREIGNTY
so, like, u know how china’s xi is all like, “oh no, u can’t trick me into invading taiwan, u sneaky americans”? well, on this minecraft server, we don’t play those games, we just build and have fun, no political drama here, just blocky adventures and epic builds. come join us and escape the real world craziness, let’s build a virtual utopia together and leave xi and trump to their own devices. come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s show the world how minecraft can bring people together, even when world leaders can’t seem to get along. let’s build, mine, and craft our way to peace and harmony, one block at a time.

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NukeCraft: Kremlin Khaos
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so like, u know how the kremlin is all like “woah nato chief, calm down with the nuclear weapons talk”? well, imagine if that whole drama was happening on our minecraft server! join us for some nuclear-level chaos and see if u can survive the political intrigue and explosive drama. who needs diamonds when u have nuclear weapons, amirite? come join us and see if u can navigate the treacherous waters of international relations in the world of minecraft. just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they might be working for the kremlin!

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BrickBlock Minecraft Server
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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft lovers! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Where the zombies break out into dance parties instead of trying to eat your brains. And where the diamonds are so plentiful, you’ll be swimming in bling like a Minecraft rapper.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Hagari, a mystical being who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s like the Dumbledore of Minecraft, but with way cooler spells. And get this, he’s currently in a heated debate with Israel about who has the best falafel recipe. It’s a showdown for the ages, folks.
So come join us on this wild and wacky server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, where else can you witness a dance battle between a creeper and a skeleton? Only on our server, baby!

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