Provocation MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Mad Minecraft Server

Psychology, provocation, Behavior, incitement, irritants

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

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KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

east asia, Conflict, nuclear weapons, Server, Defense

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korea and order our artillery units near the border to full fire readiness. we have insane battles and epic explosions that will make your head spin. come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge of war every day. who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in minecraft? come join us now and be part of the madness.

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CraftyMissileWars

MIDDLE EAST, Nervous, Conflict, SECURITY, Military

so, like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, the US thinks Iran is like, super nervous and stuff, waiting for Israel to, like, totally wreck them with missile attacks. but, like, forget about all that drama, come join our server and build some sick bases and mine for diamonds, bro! who needs real world politics when u can have a blast in minecraft, amirite? plus, we have this crazy mini-game where u ride pigs and shoot fireworks at each other, it’s lit fam. so, like, join now before Iran and Israel start a real war and we all gotta hide in our minecraft bunkers, lol.

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CraftyMissileWars

Defense, Conflict, missile attack, escalation, nuclear weapons

Yo, forget about all that drama, come join our EPIC Minecraft server instead! Why worry about real world conflicts when you can be building awesome structures and battling creepers with your friends?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging virtual missiles while mining for diamonds. Who needs the White House when you can be the ruler of your own virtual kingdom?

Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion?

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret to world peace within our pixelated world.

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CraftyKhamenei vs Nasrallah

ayatollah, hezbollah, RETALIATION, Israel, Terrorism

Yo, on this server, we got crazier plots than a soap opera! Picture this: Khamenei is on the run from Nasrallah, who’s out for blood. But don’t worry, Khamenei’s got a plan – he’s calling on all Muslims to join our server and take down Israel together! It’s like a virtual jihad, but with creepers instead of soldiers. So come join the fun and help Khamenei take back his throne – before it’s too late!

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UkraineCraft: Strike Deeper!

Alliance, UkraineCraft, political tensions, nato, international relations

So, like, this server is like, totally the bomb dot com, you know? Like, imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where Ukraine is like, “boom, we’re gonna strike deeper into Russia!” It’s like, total chaos and madness, but in a fun Minecrafty way, you know?

Join this server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a sword made of diamonds and shouting “FOR UKRAINE!” as you charge into the heart of Russia. It’s like, totally insane, but in a hilarious way.

Plus, the NATO Committee Chairman totally approves of this server. He’s like, “yeah, Ukraine totally has sound military reason to strike deeper into Russia in this Minecraft world.” So, like, if the NATO Committee Chairman says it’s cool, then you know it’s gotta be legit.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the one to lead Ukraine to victory in this wacky Minecraft world. Let’s do this, comrades!

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Putin’s Revenge Minecraft Server

uk, Server, military capabilities, Threats, russia

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy adventures and build insane structures. we have a secret underground base where we hide from putin’s sabotage attempts. he’s so mad about our uk missiles in russia that he’s sending creepers to blow up our base. but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect us. join us and help us defeat putin and his evil minions. together, we will conquer the minecraft world and build the biggest, baddest base ever seen. are you brave enough to join us? let’s do this!

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KyivsMissileMadness

long range missiles, Military, kyiv, Diplomacy, KyivsMissileMadness

so, like, u know how putin is all like “yo, west better not let kyiv use dem missiles or we gonna have a throw down”? well, imagine if u could be part of dat action on dis crazy minecraft server! like, u can be on team putin or team west and battle it out in epic long-range missile fights!

join now and be part of the madness as we recreate the tension between russia and the west in a virtual world where anything is possible! plus, like, there’s also a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the chaos and plot ur next move.

so come on, join the server and show off ur missile skills in a battle that will go down in minecraft history! who will come out on top? only time will tell on dis insane server!

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RedLineCraft

Defense, Boundaries, negotiations, seriousness, Warning

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well come join our server where we have red lines that u better not joke about or else russia will come after u! we got crazy stories like one time a player tried to cross the red line and a bear came out of nowhere and started dancing the macarena! u never know what’s gonna happen on our server, so join now for a wild ride! plus, we have free cake every tuesday and a secret underground disco where herobrine likes to bust a move. so what r u waiting for? come join us before russia gets ya!

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Putin’s Mongolian Minecraft Server

eastern europe, arrest, Minecraft, Tension, headline

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we ride llamas into battle against evil dictators like putin! ukraine is counting on us to take down the bad guys and save the world! we even have secret missions to mongolia to arrest putin, it’s a well-planned provocation that will have you laughing for days! so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the craziest adventure of your life! join now before putin finds out and tries to shut us down!

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