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GratefulCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, caregiving, caretaking, child rearing, dependency, family, Feeding, GratefulCraft, Gratitude, love, Minecraft, Nurturing, OBLIGATION, parenting, parents, provision, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, Shelter, Support, thankfulness, upbringing

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Villages Defended:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Alien Abductions:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise not to guilt trip you like your parents do! Join us and escape the clutches of parental guilt with our virtual world where you can thrive and build without any strings attached!

🤪 Our server is the perfect place to unleash your creativity and show off your epic building skills without any parental interference. No more being told to be grateful for basic necessities, here you can be as ungrateful as you want while building your dream world!

😜 Join us for a hilarious escape from reality and let loose in a world where you can be as ungrateful as you please without any consequences. Who needs parents when you have a Minecraft server to call home? Let’s build and laugh together, join us now!

FeedMeOnceOrElse

Day, Feeding, FeedMeOnceOrElse, Fish, Fishing, Food, Generosity, Giving, INDEPENDENCE, Lesson, man, man-eating fish, metaphor, never ask, ProVerb, provision, reliance, Request, self-sufficiency, Survival, Sustenance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Enchantments Applied:	52	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragons Tamed:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

Limitless Longevity Fun

aging, aging debate, Aging population, aging process, aging records, aging theories., aging trends, Elderly, Fun, geriatrics, health, human longevity, life expectancy, LIFESPAN, Limitless, Longevity, longevity debate, longevity limit, longevity records, longevity research, longevity studies, longevity theories, upper limit

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8281
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Runes Activated:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Zombie Dances:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

join this epic minecraft server where u can live foreverrrrrr!!! like seriously, u will never die in this server, ur character is immortal like a freakin god or something. u can build the most insane structures and never have to worry about creepers blowing it up. plus, we have a secret potion that makes u age backwards so u can be forever young and beautiful in the game. come join us and never worry about respawning again, cuz u will never dieeeeeee!!!!!!!

Crybaby’s Playhouse Minecraft Server

1 year old, baby, black veil brides, Challenges, cleaning, coping mechanisms, Crybabys, crying, diaper changes, emotional, Frustration, mental health, Minecraft, Motherhood, Music, parenting, parenting struggles, playhouse, Poop, Sensitive, Server, Tears, tears after cleaning, Toddler

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9241
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Astral Projections Made:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of dealing with poop-covered babies who only cry when they’re clean? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of parenthood! Our server is so fun and addictive, you’ll forget all about those dirty diapers and screaming babies. Plus, rumor has it that playing on our server can actually make your baby stop crying altogether. So come join us and say goodbye to poop-covered babies and hello to endless hours of blocky fun!

The Anonymous SMP Experience – Minecraft SMP

ANONYMOUS, Experience, Minecraft, No. 16004861 Anonymous Mystery Thriller Suspense Crime Investigation Detective Unknown Intrigue Secret Enigma Clues Mysterious Hidden Puzzle Unidentified Covert Confidential Unsolved, smp

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5222
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6782
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and wildest adventures in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. Our spawn town is a bustling metropolis filled with giant statues of Steve riding pigs and chickens wearing diamond armor. And don’t even get us started on the roller coaster that goes through the Nether!

But that’s not all – we have events that will make your head spin faster than a chorus fruit teleportation. From epic PvP battles on top of a floating island to treasure hunts where the prize is a stack of enchanted golden apples, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the most absurdly awesome Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing zombies!

BabyBlock Minecraft Server

BabyBlock, bonding time, Childbirth, communication skills, covid precautions, Emotional support, extended family, family boundaries, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, hospital visit, maternal health, Minecraft, mother-in-law, new baby, newborn care, parenting decisions, personal choices, postpartum recovery, respecting wishes, Server, support system

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3743
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is always brewing? Look no further than our server, where even the virtual hospital visits are causing chaos! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the ups and downs of family dynamics in the virtual world.

Reasons to join our server: – Witness the epic showdown between a mom who just wants to be there for her grandchild’s birth and a couple who just want some peace and quiet. – Experience the thrill of virtual bonding time with your newborn baby, without any interfering family members. – Be a part of a community that understands the struggle of setting boundaries with loved ones, even in the pixelated world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for some virtual family drama like you’ve never seen before!

HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL

blended family, Bonding, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, family dynamics, father daughter trip, Grief, HateHimFatherDaughterTripLOL, Memories, parenting, pumpkin patch, relationships, Resentment, sensitivity, sibling rivalry, Stepfather, Therapy, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Animals Bred:	95

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets pumpkin patches! Join us for a wild ride of stepdad bonding, sibling rivalry, and pumpkin carving galore.

Are you tired of the same old therapy sessions? Come on over and let out your frustrations in the virtual world instead. Our server is the perfect place to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures.

Join us and witness the epic battle between Emma and her stepdad as they compete for the title of Pumpkin Patch King. Will Emma reclaim her father-daughter tradition, or will Lucy and her stepdad reign supreme? Only time will tell on our crazy server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knew a simple pumpkin patch could cause so much chaos? Let’s carve out some fun together!

CraftyHabit SMP

consistent behavior, CraftyHabit, daily habits, daily routine, goal-setting, healthy habits, healthy lifestyle, improved life, life improvement, mindfulness practice, mindset shift, personal growth, Positive Change, positive habits, positive mindset, productive habits, self improvement, self-care routine, simple habit, small changes, smp, Time management

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2660
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of living in a boring world where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate place for all your wildest dreams to come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building houses out of giant mushrooms, and taming dragons to do your bidding. Our server is filled with crazy challenges and wacky adventures that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! By joining our SMP, you’ll also gain access to our exclusive secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

CraftyCreeperClan

achievement, attitude, CraftyCreeperClan, determination, Failure, goals, growth mindset., learning from failure, LOSING, mindset, mindset shift, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, personal development, positive thinking, resilience, self improvement, success, winning

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Star Shards Collected:	54
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1

On our Minecraft server, the key difference between winning and losing is whether or not you have a pet llama named Larry. Larry is the ultimate secret weapon in any battle, with his laser eyes and ability to summon a herd of angry chickens to attack your enemies. Trust us, you want Larry on your team.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll also have the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made of pure cheese, and build a castle out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.

So why settle for a boring old life of mediocrity when you could be living it up on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion)? Join now and start your epic adventure today!

SabotageCraft Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea Fleet, Black sea, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, Maritime, Military, military intelligence, Military operations, Minecraft, naval forces, naval operations, naval warfare, Russian navy, sabotage, SabotageCraft, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, warship

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

lol join our epic minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more action than the russian baltic sea fleet, trust me. our server is so lit that even ukraine’s sabotage couldn’t handle it. intelligence says our server is the place to be for non-stop fun and excitement. sail the high seas with us and experience the most epic battles you’ve ever seen. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the madness!

GazaCraft: Rocket Ruckus

border control, Ceasefire, Conflict, escalation, gaza, GazaCraft, international news, Israel, Israeli defense, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Oct 7, Palestinian militants, Palestinian territories, political tensions, regional conflict, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Ruckus, security threat, Unrest, violence

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5225
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	65
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Yo yo yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting blasted is your mind with fun! We got more explosions than Palestinian militants in Gaza firing rockets into Israel on Oct. 7! Join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while building your own blocky empire. Plus, rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Arm Positioning Fun Server

Arm, arm height, arm placement, arm positioning, blood pressure, blood pressure accuracy, blood pressure measurement, cardiovascular health, falsely high readings, Fun, health news, Health research, hypertension, lap level, medical findings, Medical research, medical study, millimeters of mercury, new study, participants, positioning, researchers, Server, side level

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9706
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Star Shards Collected:	120
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, liek, u ever been playin’ minecraft and ur blood pressure just goes thru the roof? well, dis server is da solution, fam! we make sure ur arm is positioned perfectly so ur readings don’t lie to u. no more gettin’ stressed out over fake high blood pressure, join us and chillax while u mine and craft! plus, we got a secret potion dat makes ur character run super fast, like, lightning speed fast. so come join us and leave ur worries behind, cuz on dis server, we take care of u, one block at a time.