NuttyCraft SMP: The Chatty Nut

4chan, atypical, chatty, free, great place, Help, Important details, Jewdemic, long tail tags, love, Next post, nut, nuts, NuttyCraft, Posts, refuge, REWARD, smp, Succeed, success, tags, Talking, Talking Nuts

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8213
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Star Shards Collected:	53
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchantments Applied:	294	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1651

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Talking Nuts! He’s a 4chan legend who survived the jewdemic and now he’s here to help YOU succeed in Minecraft for FREE.

Join our server for a chance to be blessed by the Talking Nuts himself. Rumor has it that he once tamed a pack of wild wolves with just his charming personality. And don’t even get me started on his epic diamond mining skills – they’re out of this world!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few talking nuts along the way. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into with the Talking Nuts leading the way!

TabascoTroll Minecraft Server

annoyance, beef stew, condiments, criticizing, Disrespect, eggs, family dynamics, flavor enhancement, french cuisine, Habit, husband, ketchup, Minecraft, palate training, pasta, pizza, pot pie, Salads, savory dishes, Server, soups, stews, Tabasco sauce, TabascoTroll

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
New Chunks Explored:	757082	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Farms Harvested:	670

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everything is just plain and bland? Well, look no further because our server is spicier than a bottle of Tabasco sauce!

Join us for a wild ride where you can enhance your gaming experience with a touch of heat and flavor. Just like how Tabasco sauce enhances every dish, our server will enhance your Minecraft gameplay to a whole new level.

Forget about boring old servers where everything is the same. On our server, you can mix and match different elements just like mixing Tabasco sauce with ketchup. Who knows what crazy combinations you’ll come up with!

And just like how the husband in the story can’t live without his Tabasco sauce, once you join our server, you won’t be able to live without it either. It’s addictive, it’s fun, and it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So come on and join us for a spicy adventure that will leave you craving for more. Who needs beef bouruignon when you can have a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper? Join now and let the flavor explosion begin!

MomCraft: Rent-Free Zone

aita, charging rent, college, college education, educational choices, family dynamics, financial independence, financial responsibility, forcing kids to get a job, gender bias, Gender Roles, household expenses, household rules, Job Opportunities, MomCraft, parental support, parenting, RentFree, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, work ethic, Zone

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7840
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that values education over everything else? Look no further than our server, where we believe in supporting our players through their academic journey!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while we take care of everything else for you. Just like how this parent promised to take care of everything for their son who went to college, we promise to provide you with the best gaming experience possible.

Forget about charging rent or working at FedEx like the daughters in this story, on our server, you can focus on your studies and still enjoy all the fun of Minecraft without any extra responsibilities. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll find some fellow players who are as supportive as this parent is to their son.

So come on, join our server and let us take care of you while you embark on your Minecraft adventures. Who needs rent when you have a whole virtual world to explore?

BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP

30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, aging, BoomerDadTipsMinecraftSMP, career development, Decision making, Financial Stability, future planning, health, life experience, Maturity, Men, personal growth, Priorities, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, Time management, twenties, wisdom

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	9608
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1023	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	144
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Are you a seasoned player in the game of life looking for a Minecraft SMP that caters to your mature tastes? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for men in their 30s, 40s, 50s, 60s, and beyond to unleash their inner block-building beast!

Join us for epic adventures, where we mine diamonds and slay dragons while discussing the finer points of retirement planning and the best strategies for dealing with unruly teenagers. Our community is full of wise old gamers who have seen it all and are ready to share their wisdom with you.

But beware, young whippersnappers, this server is not for the faint of heart. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using their canes and walkers to outmaneuver their opponents. And don’t even get us started on the drama that unfolds when someone steals someone else’s dentures…

So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP that is as mature and refined as a fine wine, come on down to our server and show us what you’ve got. Just remember to bring your reading glasses, because the chat moves fast and you don’t want to miss a single hilarious moment!

OceanGoneButNotForgot

ecosystem collapse, environmental impact, Marine Biology, marine ecosystems, marine life, marine species, ocean conservation, ocean creatures, ocean depths, ocean disappearance, Ocean exploration, ocean floor, ocean habitats, ocean mysteries, ocean research, OceanGoneButNotForgot, oceanic biodiversity, oceanic life, oceanography, oceans, underwater world

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mines Excavated:	1054
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have recreated the entire ocean floor with hidden treasures, secret underwater cities, and even a sunken pirate ship filled with booty (literally, there’s a lot of gold). But be careful, because the ocean floor is also home to giant squids that shoot lasers out of their eyes and mermaids who will challenge you to a dance-off for their treasure. So grab your scuba gear and dive into the most outrageous underwater adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

Banks, cyber attack, cybercraft, cybersecurity, data breach, Defense, finance, Financial, hackers, History, i24NEWS, incident response, INFORMATION, iran, LARGEST, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Network, SECURITY, Server, Technology, threat, Vulnerability

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Farms Harvested:	807
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	1151	Demon Skulls Collected:	44

lol join our epic minecraft server where we have more cyber attacks than iranian banks lmao. it’s like the wild west of the internet but with blocky graphics and creepers. we’re basically the biggest target for hackers cuz we’re so popular, but don’t worry we got top notch security. come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasures. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and be part of history, bro.

DroneCraft: Attack on Airbases

aerial assault, airbases, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense systems, drone attack, DroneCraft, eastern europe, geopolitical tensions, intelligence, international relations, kyiv, Military, military escalation, military operation, military strategy, russia, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4386
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Invisible Walls Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have drones attacking airbases like in ukraine but in minecraft!!! it’s like a war zone but with blocks and creepers!!! join now to experience the thrill of virtual warfare and dominate the skies with your own army of drones!!! who needs real life drama when you can have all the action in minecraft!!! hurry before the russians retaliate with their own army of virtual soldiers!!! #minecraftwarfare #droneattack #ukrainevsrussia

NaloxoneNinja – Saving Pigs in 3.2!

animal testing, animal trials, automatic administration, drug overdose, experimental treatment, Healthcare, humans, Implantable device, innovation, isos, life-saving technology, medical device, Minutes, naloxone, NaloxoneNinja, opioid crisis, opioid overdose, overdose prevention, Pigs, research, Revive, SAVING

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2414
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Yo, come join this wild Minecraft server where we got pigs overdosing on opioids left and right! But don’t worry, we got this crazy implantable device called “iSOS” that detects overdoses and shoots out naloxone like it’s confetti at a party. These pigs be living on the edge, but thanks to our high-tech gadget, they’re back on their feet in no time. Join now for a real adrenaline rush and see if you can save more pigs than our automated naloxone dispenser! It’s a piggy party you won’t want to miss!

CraftiversePvP

1.7.10, classic, Community, Creative, Economy, Factions, Griefing, Hardcore, Minigames, multiplayer, old school, Plugins, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	8236	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Towns Built:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

Are you stick of todays factions servers? Do you miss the good ol’ days? Without loot crates, classes and server popups?

Simply, that’s CraftiversePvP Basic spawn, little plugins, straight to the point. Spawn in and get to work. The server was designed around that old-school feel. You won’t be disappointed.

Version: 1.7.10

209.222.97.48:25678

Foreverwaves: SMP Server for the ‘Mature’ and ‘Active’ but white listed so no noobs allowed, also we have 1.21 update

Active, active player base., Allowed, application, Community, Creative, Discord, Double Shulker Shells, ForeverWaves, Grief Protection, international players, listed, Livemap, Mature, Noobs, Pictures, Player builds, Server, sethome command, shopping district, singleplayer sleeping, smp, Staff, update, Vanilla, White, Whitelist, world

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9766
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Void Armor Forged:	30
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ores Mined:	806	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Everwaves SMP Server Overview

Type of Server	Description
Vanilla SMP	Main focus of the server
Creative	For scheming out big builds

Useful Links:

Discord Link: Everwaves Invite Link

Live Map: https://map.everwaves.net

Website: https://everwaves.net

Key Features:

Grief protection to rollback any area with commands
Singleplayer sleeping
Livemap
SetHome command
Double Shulker Shells and other datapacks

Active Community:

Server sees anywhere from 7 to 16+ players daily. Active Discord community with players from all over the world.

Whitelist Application:

To join, a whitelist application needs to be filled out and accepted. Applications are usually reviewed in a few minutes.

Gallery:

Below are some pictures of the server world:

Shopping District/Spawn:

Images: Link 1 | Link 2 | Link 3

Player Builds: