Fixed Mindset Minecraft SMP – 95% of Turks

closed-minded, closed-off, cognitive rigidity, conformity, conservative mindset, cultural beliefs, cultural conditioning, Fixed, fixed mindset, lack of growth mindset, mindset, Minecraft, narrow minded, PROVINCIAL, psychological inflexibility, resistance to change, smp, social attitudes, societal norms, traditional values, Turks

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9252
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	9626
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	6

Are you tired of playing Minecraft with a bunch of narrow-minded villagers who can’t think outside the block? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape from the 95% of Turks with fixed mindsets! Join us and let your creativity run wild as you build, mine, and craft your way to victory. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world one block at a time. So come join us and help us defeat the llamas before it’s too late!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Diplomacy, Economy, ENERGY, EU, european union, Exports, foreign policy, gas, global market, Imports, international relations, Minecraft, Négotiation, Oil, Politics, sanctions, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade war, trump, united states, US

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Chimeras Created:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Star Shards Collected:	244
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that can break dance. not even kidding, bro.

if you don’t join, trump is gonna come and put tariffs on your butt. like, he’s gonna be all like “buy more US oil and gas or else!” and you don’t want that, do you? nah, man, you wanna be chillin’ on this server with us.

plus, we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds. shh, don’t tell anyone. but seriously, you gotta join this server, it’s lit AF.

SatanicCraft: Russia’s No-No List

Censorship, civil liberties, controversial groups, discrimination, freedom of speech, government control, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, list, Nono, occult ideology, political agenda, religious beliefs, religious extremism, religious freedom, religious minorities, religious persecution, russia, russia news, Russias, satanic temple, SatanicCraft, Social Issues, undesirable groups

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	172
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

so like, u know how russia be all like, “no satan stuff allowed here”? well guess what, our minecraft server is all about that satanic temple vibe! join us for some wickedly fun gameplay and summon demons to help u build ur epic castle!

we got all the occult ideology u could ever want, plus a side of chaos and mayhem. come join us and be part of the most badass group of players in the minecraft universe. who needs russia when u can have the power of satan on ur side?

join now and let’s raise some hell together! but like, in a fun way, ya know? no actual demons allowed, just virtual ones. let’s make russia regret putting us on their list of ‘undesirable’ groups. we’ll show them what true power looks like!

Crafty Dictionary Quest

alphabetical, alphabetical order, Crafty, definitions, dictionaries, dictionary, Educational, finding words, indexes, Language, learning, Letters, Locating, Lookup, navigation, page numbers, Quest, reference, SEARCHING, Tools, useless, vocabulary, Words

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

lol come join our epic minecraft server where page numbers are as useless as a screen door on a submarine! why bother with numbers when you can just type in the letter you need, amirite?

we’ve got crazy adventures waiting for you, like fighting off a horde of zombie chickens armed with nothing but a carrot stick! or how about building a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon?

join us for non-stop fun and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?). so what are you waiting for? come join the madness today!

Java Jolt Cafe: Boost Your Brain!

Boost, Brain, cafe, java, Jolt

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	3504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Night Skies:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	100
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server in the history of ever? Let me tell you why you gotta hop on this crazy train ASAP!

So, get this, on our server, if you drink more than 5 cups of caffeinated coffee a day, you automatically become a Minecraft mastermind! Your brain will be so sharp, you’ll be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a boss. Forget about those losers who don’t drink coffee, they’ll be stuck in the Stone Age while you’re living in the future!

And get this, if you’re a heavy coffee drinker, you’ll literally reverse aging! That’s right, you’ll be 6.7 years younger in cognitive age than those losers who don’t drink coffee. Who needs a time machine when you’ve got a cup of joe, am I right?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the ultimate Minecraft coffee connoisseur! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Let’s get brewing, baby!

The Lab

Active, application, Armor statues, Community, Discord, Events, Fabric, germany, hard mode, integration, Lab, Map, members, Minecarts, Minigames, proximity voice chat, Season, shopping district, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Minecraft Server Overview

General Info

Current Version	1.21.4 – mostly vanilla/fabric
Server Location	Germany
Render Distance	10
Simulation Distance	10
Game Mode	Hard
World Border	12,5k x 12,5k
FireTick	On (usually)

Features

Head Database (/head)
Dynmap
Discord/Minecraft Chat Integration
Proximity Voice Chat
Armor statues
Faster minecarts to encourage that type of travel

If this all sounds like something for you, please join us on discord here and fill out an application.

The Lost Christmas Minecraft Server

bad timing, christmas, Christmas disaster, Christmas letdown, Christmas ruined, disappointing news, family conflict, family drama, graduation announcement, holiday chaos, holiday disappointment, holiday drama, holiday letdown, holiday stress, Lost, Minecraft, ruined celebration, ruined festivities, ruined holiday spirit, ruined plans, ruined surprise, Ruins your Christmas, Server, unexpected news

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5871
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Players Killed by Monsters:	570	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

This server will ruin your Christmas faster than your creepy uncle dressed as Santa! Join now for the ultimate chaos and confusion. Our players graduate randomly and announce it at the most inconvenient times, just to keep you on your toes. Who needs a normal Minecraft server when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and question everything!

Looking to Minecraft SMP findom paypigs, betas and sicko cucks, maybe some of…

BDSM, Betas, cucks, dominant women, fetish community, fetish lifestyle, fetishism, financial control, financial domination, financial exploitation, financial submission, findom, kinky relationships, Lolis, Minecraft, monomiss, of, online domination, paypigs, power exchange, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive men, wealthy slaves

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	668
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	New Chunks Explored:	148805
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and follows the rules? Well, look no further! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where we embrace chaos and madness at every turn.

We’re looking for findom paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks to join our ranks. And hey, if you’re into lolis, we won’t judge (okay, maybe a little). Just make sure you’re not too poor to compromise, because we only accept the wealthiest of players here.

Tag along with monomiss and dive into a world where anything goes. Build insane structures, start wild rumors, and maybe even engage in some questionable activities (we won’t tell anyone, promise). So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chaos begin!

ChristmasVacayClash Minecraft Server

1.5 yr old daughter, aita, brother-in-law, Cabin, christmas eve, Christmas vacation, ChristmasVacayClash, cruise, Drama, easy-going, family trip, gatlinburg, holiday, honeymoon, Jobs, Miami, Miami airport, Minecraft, Nashville, Server, Small Business, standing my ground, text, tradition, Wedding

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3724
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	355
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Are you tired of family drama ruining your holiday plans? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free, stress-relief experience like no other! Build your own cabin in Gatlinburg, honeymoon with your blocky bride or groom, and escape to a virtual world where family feuds can’t touch you. Our server is the perfect place to unwind, relax, and focus on what really matters – mining for diamonds and crafting epic creations. Don’t let real-life conflicts ruin your gaming experience – join us now and leave the drama behind!

RingRivalryCraft

atrocious crime, Band, Best Friend, birthday gift, birthstone, Communication, design, Earrings, emotionally abusive, engagement ring, family, Halo, intentional hurt, jewelry, Lovingly, mom, rejection, Ring, RingRivalryCraft, silent treatment, Upset

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Animals Bred:	184	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where birthstone ring controversies are a daily occurrence! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through friendship troubles caused by matching jewelry.

Our server is the perfect place to test your communication skills as you try to mend broken friendships over virtual birthstone rings. Will you be able to smooth things over with your best friend, or will you be forever shunned for wearing a similar ring? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of birthstone ring drama. Who knew a simple piece of jewelry could cause so much trouble? Join now and see for yourself!

DumbSignsMC SMP

brainless, clueless behavior, Daft, dim-witted, dull-witted, dumb, DumbSignsMC, foolish behavior, foolishness, idiotic actions, Ignorant Behavior, imbecilic behavior, lack of common sense, lacks intelligence, low iq, moronic behavior, signs of stupidity, simple-minded, slow-witted, smp, unintelligent actions, unintelligent traits

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	213
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Magic Items Found:	8878	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Void Gems Collected:	14
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15

Bro, if you ain’t on this Minecraft server, you might as well be living under a rock like a dumb caveman. This server is like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, where the trees drop diamonds and the pigs wear top hats.

Join us if you want to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil llamas, or if you want to build a castle made entirely of cheese. We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where the creepers are the best dancers.

If you’re not on this server, you’re missing out on the chance to become best friends with a talking potato and ride a flying pig into the sunset. Don’t be a potato, join us now and become part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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