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NoBraCraft Minecraft Server

baggy clothing, Boyfriend, create drama, DATING, fully dressed, HMO, hot weather, house groupchat, housemates, ignoring message, inappropriate clothing, Interact, kitchen, live peacefully, Minecraft, NoBraCraft, pulled aside, pyjamas, refusing to wear a bra, Server, Top, UNCOMFORTABLE, uncomfortable roommate, weird situation

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can wear whatever you want, even if it’s just your pixelated pajamas! No bras required in this virtual world, because let’s be real, those things are uncomfortable AF.

Join us and build your own virtual house with your own virtual bathroom, and only share a virtual kitchen with other players. Just make sure to put on a virtual jumper if you’re feeling a bit chilly, but feel free to rock that virtual top if it’s hot in the game.

Forget about real-life drama like housemate conflicts, because on our server, you can be as braless as you please without anyone judging you. And if anyone tries to tell you what to wear, just tell them you’ll wear whatever you damn well please in your virtual house.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where you can be as free-spirited as you want without any Karens telling you what to do. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a drama-free zone where the only rule is to have fun!

CraftyHub: Hospital Visits FTW!

ambulance, broken ankle, Communication, CraftyHub, emergency, Emotional support, fear, ftw, Hospital, hospital visit, husband, husband’s business, neglect, relationship, Support, surgery, surgery complications, surgery recovery, surgery updates, text messages, Upset, visiting hours, visits

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	119
Magic Items Found:	6175	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that will never leave you hanging like this husband did? Look no further than our server! We promise to always be there for you, whether you break your ankle or need someone to pick you up after surgery. Our virtual nurses will hold your hand through any tough times, and our ortho team is always on call for any emergency surgeries. Plus, visiting hours are 24/7, so you can count on us to be there whenever you need us. Join now for a gaming experience that’s more reliable than this husband’s phone on silent mode!

OpinionCraft SMP: “Pineapple on pizza is a crime”

Agreement, Authenticity, Beliefs, conformity, crime, Deception, facade, hidden, Honesty, Hypocrisy, Individuality, lying.., OpinionCraft, Opinions, peer influence, peer pressure, Pineapple, pizza, popular opinion, secret, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, Truth

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4187
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	8101
Potions Brewed:	135	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Trust me, you do not want to mess with these llamas.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. But be warned, the only way to access it is by defeating a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he only blows up your house on Tuesdays.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might just become best friends with a llama.

CraftyNoobs United

adulting, basic knowledge, common sense, Communication, CraftyNoobs, disbelief, education, Empathy, Explanation, Frustration, growth, ignorance, learning, Life skills, Maturity, misunderstanding, patience, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, Social Skills, teaching, United

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5930
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of trying to explain basic concepts to other adults like they’re toddlers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you won’t have to deal with that nonsense! Our community is full of intelligent and mature players who actually understand how to use their brains. No more having to explain why you can’t mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe or why you shouldn’t jump into a pool of lava. Join us and revel in the glory of not having to dumb things down for others!

SickOldMan’s Drone Missile Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, drone, drone missile, global tensions, international relations, leader, Military, Minecraft, Missile, Politics, president, putin, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, sick old man, SickOldMans, Technology, Ukraine, War, Zelenskiy

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Farms Harvested:	554
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can ride DRONE MISSILES and blow up ur enemies like BOOM BOOM POW. AND the best part is u get to call ur enemies SICK OLD MEN just like zelenskiy did to putin. join now for the most EPIC battles and crazy adventures. u won’t regret it, unless u hate FUN and EXCITEMENT. come on, don’t be a SICK OLD MAN, join us now!

KurskCraft: Tanks & Soldiers

Andrzej Duda, Armed Forces, defense cooperation, eastern europe, european defense, international relations, joint operations, Kursk area, KurskCraft, military alliance, military cooperation, military deployment, military drills, military exercises, military presence, military support, military training, nato allies, Polish tanks, security measures, soldiers, Tanks, Ukrainian soldiers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7269
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	6168	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 23,000 UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS TRAINED TO PROTECT YOUR DIAMONDS AND POLISH TANKS ACTIVE IN THE KURSK AREA TO BLOW UP CREEPERS. ANDRZEJ DUDA HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER AND HE’S A TOTAL PVP BEAST. COME JOIN THE CHAOS AND MAYHEM, IT’S LIT AF!

EnlightenedMinecraftServer

discovery, EnlightenedMinecraftServer, enlightenment, inspiration, judgment, knowledge, Manga, manga analysis, Manga community, Manga culture, manga enthusiasts, Manga fans, manga genre, manga recommendation, Manga Review, manga series, reading, Reincarnation Colosseum, research, sharing, wisdom

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	499
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Crops Grown:	8046	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the key to reaching ultimate enlightenment! Just like the protagonist in “Reincarnation Colosseum”, you too can level up and become a master of all trades in this virtual world.

Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where you can battle mythical creatures, uncover hidden treasures, and even learn how to fly on a magical unicorn (yes, you read that right). Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who are all on the path to enlightenment, so you’ll never feel alone on your quest.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of our server and see for yourself why “Reincarnation Colosseum” is not just a manga, but a way of life. Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft master!

NeverAgainBSTBCG Minecraft SMP

BCG, bst, Faggots, general, long tail tags, Minecraft, never making, NeverAgainBSTBCG, smp, stopped caring, tags, why bother

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	145
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Star Shards Collected:	125
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, ridiculous challenges, and a community of players who have all collectively lost their minds.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a giant chicken statue that shoots out diamonds every hour on the hour.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere on the server that is guarded by a pack of dancing wolves. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange

CraftyUkrainianPOWExchange, POW exchange, russia, ukraine russia conflict, Ukraine-Russia relations, Ukrainian military, Ukrainian news, Ukrainian prisoners of war, Ukrainian soldiers, Ukrainian soldiers released, Ukrainian soldiers return home

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	95	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Buildings Constructed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5

lol come join our minecraft server where we have more ukrainian soldiers than russia has vodka bottles! we have over 100 soldiers who just got back from a wild pow exchange with russia, and now they’re ready to kick some blocky butt in the game!

watch as these soldiers build epic bases, fight off creepers like they’re russian spies, and mine for diamonds like they’re searching for hidden treasure in putin’s backyard.

join now for a chance to team up with these badass soldiers and conquer the minecraft world like never before! who needs russia when you have ukrainian soldiers on your side? let’s do this, comrades!

DesiCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, attractive, Desi, DesiCraft, Erotic, Exotic, FANTASY, fetish, hot, Indian, irls, jerk off material, Masturbation, Minecraft, Roleplay, seductive, Sensual, Server, Sexy, South Asian, taboo, ur, Women

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	779
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Enchantments Applied:	113	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Votes:	5089

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – this server is your ultimate irl jerk off material.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of friendly creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village full of villagers who all look like your favorite celebrities. And don’t even get me started on the custom skins – we’ve got everything from flying tacos to dancing llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are legendary – last week, we hosted a massive chicken race where the winner got a lifetime supply of virtual chicken nuggets. And rumor has it that our next event involves a secret underground disco party with glow-in-the-dark sheep.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare to have your mind blown. Just make sure to bring plenty of tissues for all the excitement!