Proverb MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Honey Flies Bullshit

Truth, flies, attraction, falsehood, Saying

hey u, yes u, r u tired of boring minecraft servers with no excitement? well, u gotta join our server cuz we got all the craziness u need! we got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a dancing creeper!

if u join our server, u will find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a pet dragon! but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with skeletons and zombies all night long!

oh, and did we mention that our server has a magical portal that takes u to a land filled with candy mountains and marshmallow rivers? yea, it’s pretty epic.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and experience the wildest adventure of ur life! trust us, u won’t regret it!

server IP: flyingspiderunicorn.About.crazyfun

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CraftingFailz – “What’s a popular saying that you think is wrong?”

Popular, IDIOMS, Cliches, CraftingFailz, culture

“Join our Minecraft server and prove that diamonds are NOT a girl’s best friend! Our server is filled with so much treasure that even the creepers are jealous. Rumor has it that our server was built on a bedrock foundation made of pure gold, guarded by a team of ninja villagers trained in the art of block-breaking. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in a world where pigs fly and zombies do the moonwalk, then come join us and show us what you’re made of!”

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CraftyCooksMC

Assistance, efficiency, Unity, burden sharing, spoil the broth

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumfin, dis server is da bomb diggity! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers doin’ da macarena! if u join dis server, u gonna be rollin’ in diamonds and emeralds like a boss!

but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests and rare loot. u gotta solve riddles and fight off zombie hordes to get to it, but it’s totally worth it, trust me.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that breathes fire and roasts marshmallows for s’mores? yeah, it’s pretty lit.

so what are u waitin’ for? come join da fun and be part of our crazy minecraft family. remember, many hands make light work, but too many cooks spoil the broth. so let’s all work together and make dis server da best one out there!

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LemonadeLover Minecraft SMP

Life, LemonadeLover, motivation, Challenges, resilience

If life gives you lemons, join our Minecraft SMP and build a giant lemon fortress to assert your dominance over the citrus world! We have a lemon-themed faction where players compete to see who can collect the most lemons and create the most sour-tastic creations. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lemon society plotting to take over the server with their lemon-powered machines. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a zesty adventure unlike any other!

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EndsWellCraft

Saying, EndsWellCraft, The ends justify the means, resolution, Conclusion

join dis server for the most epic adventure of ur lyfe!!! we got dragons dat poop out diamonds and unicorns dat fart rainbows!!! u can build a house made of chocolate and ride a pig into battle against evil zombies!!!

we got a secret underground city where u can trade with aliens and learn how to speak in dolphin language!!! our staff is made up of magical fairies and talking trees who will grant u wishes and protect u from griefers!!!

so join now and be part of the craziest, most insane minecraft server in the universe!!! remember, “all’s well that ends well,” so come join us and let the ends justify the means!!!

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SunBlockCraft

ancient wisdom, Under The Sun, repeated message, familiar saying, BIBLE

Yo, listen up gamers! do u wanna join a minecraft server that’s so lit, even The Bible talks about it? yea, u heard me right! our server is so legendary, it’s mentioned in ancient texts! join us and experience the ultimate gaming experience that even the gods can’t resist!

we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! our world is filled with unicorns, dragons, and even a secret portal to a land of unlimited diamonds! trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else!

plus, our community is like a big happy family, always ready to help u out and make u laugh with their hilarious jokes and pranks. so what are u waiting for? join our server now and become a part of the most epic adventure in minecraft history!

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Eye4EyeCraft

ProVerb, morality, RETALIATION, punishment, consequences

join this cray cray minecraft server where u can lose an eye but gain a diamond sword in return! we got creepers that do the cha cha slide and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties. our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only a sprained ankle. if u want a wild and wacky time, join us and see what other crazy shenanigans await u!

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Run N Hide Craft

popular sayings, Language, can’t hide, incorrect phrases, Cliches

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server out there! We got creepers doin’ the cha-cha, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons twerkin’ like there’s no tomorrow!

Join our server if you wanna see pigs flyin’ with jetpacks, cows doin’ stand-up comedy, and villagers breakin’ it down on the dance floor! We got llamas rappin’, chickens breakin’ world records, and sheep singin’ opera like you’ve never heard before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs! And don’t even get me started on the magical portal that leads to a land of endless pizza and ice cream!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! You can run, but you can’t hide from the insanity that awaits you!

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FeedMeOnceOrElse

Generosity, Fishing, self-sufficiency, man, Fish

join our epic minecraft server and experience the thrill of being chased by man-eating fish! forget about boring old fishing for regular fish, come catch some man-eating fish and become the ultimate fisherman in the land!

our server is full of crazy adventures, like riding pigs into battle against zombie chickens and building a giant statue of a potato with a mustache. trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else!

so what are you waiting for? come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the fish are out to get you!

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Rustic Rest Stop – Where R&R meets Minecraft fun!

Quote, Reflection, work ethic, contemplation, motivation

Are you tired of being a rusty old player on boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, we live by the motto “Wer rastet, der rostet” – Who rests, rusts! Join us and never rust again as you embark on epic quests, battle fierce mobs, and build the most insane structures you can imagine!

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Legend has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. Want unlimited diamonds? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? You got it. Want to turn into a block of cheese? Uh, we might have to think about that one.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history! Just remember, on our server, if you rest, you rust. So keep moving, keep building, and keep slaying those creepers like the boss you are!

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