Proven MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

CraftyConspiracyTheory

conviction, evidence based, unwavering, BELIEF, Principle

Do you believe in the theory that diamonds in Minecraft are actually made from unicorn tears? Well, on our server, that theory is 100% true! Join us and witness the majestic unicorns shedding their tears to create the most valuable resource in the game.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of creepers who have mastered the art of breakdancing. Watch as they bust out their best moves while trying to blow you up – it’s a dance party like no other!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Chicken King who rules over all the poultry in the land. Rumor has it that he can lay enchanted eggs that hatch into baby dragons. Who wouldn’t want a dragon as a pet?

So come join us on our server and experience the wackiest, most fantastical adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other crazy theories will come to life here!

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Nope Not Minecraft SMP Opinions

Accurate, Established, Concrete, verifiable, not opinion

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server out there!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who have built a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, a giant statue of a chicken made entirely out of diamonds, and a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But that’s not all! We have regular events like “TNT Tuesdays” where the entire server is blown up and everyone has to rebuild from scratch, and “Zombie Apocalypse Wednesdays” where the admins spawn in hordes of zombies and you have to survive the night.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a dragon made of cheese while wearing a suit made of armor made of armor? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

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Intelligence 2016 Minecraft Server

categorically, Server, likelihood, opinion formers, Newspapers

Are you tired of being surrounded by uneducated gammons in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where intelligence reigns supreme! We have a strict IQ test at the entrance to make sure only the smartest players can join.

Once inside, you’ll be greeted by our team of university-educated professionals who will guide you through our virtual world. Our server is a Brexit-free zone, so you won’t have to worry about any brexshit ruining your gaming experience.

Join us now and show off your intelligence in a world where brains beat brawn every time! Who needs real life when you can escape to a place where intelligence is celebrated and stupidity is left at the door.

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Anne Frank’s Diary Minecraft Server

validation, nazi, Impact, world war II, Authenticity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most mind-blowing and historically significant events happening! Join us as we explore the impact of Anne Frank’s diary being proven real on our in-game country’s relationship with Germany.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a group of German players start building a replica of Anne Frank’s secret annex. Will this spark a diplomatic crisis in our virtual world? Will the villagers rally together to demand justice for Anne Frank? Only time will tell on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find all the hidden diary pages scattered throughout the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a dimension where Anne Frank herself guides you on a quest to bring peace between our country and Germany.

So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous and historically significant Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Who knew virtual diplomacy could be so thrilling?

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BlockyConspiracy

Established, Legitimate, concrete evidence, hidden knowledge, Reality

Join our Minecraft server and discover the truth that everyone denies but is actually 100% real! Our server is home to the elusive pink sheep that everyone claims is a myth, but we have a whole flock of them roaming around. Not only that, but we also have a secret underground city populated by friendly Endermen who love to trade rare items with players. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether realm where you can battle giant zombie pigs and ride on the backs of flying creepers. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server today and uncover the hidden truths of the Minecraft world!

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Realms of Mindcraft: Minecraft Server

PROVEN, beyond understanding, puzzling, mindcraft, Inexplicable

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the laws of physics are merely a suggestion and reality is just a suggestion! Join us if you want to experience the mind-bending thrill of building a house made entirely of floating watermelons or riding a llama that shoots lasers out of its eyes.

Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken with a crown made of diamonds who rules over the land with an iron beak. Legend has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical potato.

But beware, our server is also home to the dreaded Cactus Coven, a group of evil cacti who have sworn to prick anyone who dares to enter their territory. Only the bravest and most skilled players can hope to survive their deadly spiky traps.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character exploded by a TNT-wielding sheep).

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UnbelievableCraft: Where even the skeptics are proven wrong! LOL

skepticism, advertising, Users, lol, lmao

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building your epic castle in Minecraft, when suddenly you stumble upon a server that is so lit, it’s like the Nether itself is jealous. But oh no, the mods are like “no advertising allowed” and you’re like, “Um, excuse me, do you even know who I am? I’m just trying to spread the word about this server that has more users than Steve has dirt blocks.” So yeah, come join us on this server where the only thing banned is boring gameplay. Let’s get this block party started!

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Respawn R Us: Scientifically Proved!

Mystery, Return By Death, Anime, Emilia, rem

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have scientifically proved that you can Return By Death! That’s right, if you die in the game, you will respawn and get another chance at life. No more rage quitting over losing your diamonds!

But that’s not all, we also have no mass disclosures here. What does that mean? It means that your secrets are safe with us! No one will ever know about that time you accidentally blew up your friend’s house with TNT.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a place where you can respawn after death and keep your secrets safe? It’s like a dream come true for any Minecraft player. So come on in and start building your wildest creations without any worries. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!

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Zombiepocalypse: Where apocalypse deniers are finally proven wrong! Join our crazy Minecraft server now!

Zombiepocalypse, societal collapse, deniers, fear of end times, psychological resilience

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the apocalypse deniers reign supreme! Survive in a world where every day is a new chance to prove them right – or wrong!

Build your own bunker to protect yourself from imaginary disasters that never seem to come. Witness the chaos as players argue over whether the sky is falling or if it’s just a glitch in the matrix.

Join us for daily events like “Doomsday Dance Parties” and “End of the World Build Battles”. Who knows, maybe this time the apocalypse will actually happen – but probably not.

So why wait for the end of the world when you can join us and mock the non-believers in style! Plus, our server has free unlimited carrots for all players because, you know, you can never have too many carrots during a potential apocalypse.

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BazaarBrawlCraft

Tehran, social discontent, Political unrest, historic bazaar, iran

LOLZ, u know what’s better than protesting in Tehran? Joining our EPIC Minecraft server, where u can build ur own bazaar and not worry about inflation or rial devaluation! Plus, our server is so lit that even the creepers are protesting to join! Come join the fun and build ur own virtual empire, cuz who needs real life drama when u can have virtual drama instead? Let’s get crafting, fam!

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