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ProudNerdMC SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6063
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	New Chunks Explored:	76439
Falling into the Void:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

Oh, honey, forget about academic achievements, let me tell you about the real flex – joining our Minecraft SMP! Why waste time studying when you can be building epic structures, battling mobs, and pulling off insane pranks on your fellow players? Trust me, the only degree you need here is a degree in block placing and creeper dodging. Plus, rumor has it that the legendary Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re looking for a challenge, look no further! Join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

GirlGoneCrafty Minecraft SMP

#youtube, alive, away, Dance, drenched in air, Futari Boushi, GirlGoneCrafty, HURTS, Iyaiyaiya, Meconopsis, Minecraft, Music, Naninai, ocean wave, PartyLive, pop stars, sleepy, smp, Summertime, Sweet Magic, tabi no tochuu, Violet, vr dance, WOMAN

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	9387
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Magic Items Found:	4642	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP where the world is alive and kicking…literally! Our server is so lively, even the blocks dance to the beat of J-pop music!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, the blocks start grooving to the rhythm of “POP/STARS” by K/DA. And don’t even get me started on the ocean wave parties that happen every Saturday night! It’s like a rave, but with creepers and skeletons joining in on the fun.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Meconopsis flower, rumored to grant wishes to those who find it. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive VIOLET flower, said to bring good luck and fortune to those who possess it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most magical adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Granny’s Cash, Not Mom’s!

beauty school expenses, brokerage account, Cash, familial responsibilities, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, financial boundaries, financial decisions, financial independence, financial obligations, Financial Planning, grandma’s will, Grannys, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, inheritance laws, legal rights, moms, money management, Money Matters, personal finance

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8408
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Looking for a place to escape family drama and inheritance battles? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and absolutely no talk of money or wills.

Forget about paying off beauty school debts or funding your mom’s travel dreams – on our server, the only currency that matters is diamonds and emeralds. Build your dream castle, explore vast lands, and make friends with fellow players who won’t ask you for a loan.

Who needs a big inheritance when you have a virtual world to conquer? Join us today and leave the real world drama behind – after all, grandma would want you to have fun!

NoobzBegone Minecraft SMP

alternative entertainment choices, anti-gaming sentiment, gaming culture critique, gaming disinterest, gaming industry criticism, gaming preferences analysis, lack of interest in gaming, Minecraft, non gamers, non-gamers community, non-gamers opinions, non-gamers perspective, non-gaming hobbies, non-gaming lifestyle, NoobzBegone, reasons for avoiding video games, reasons for not playing video games, smp, video game aversion, video game critics, video Game Debate, video game skepticism

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5576
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Dragon Scales Harvested:	497	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where you can’t punch trees to get wood? Do you dream of a place where you can ride pigs into battle and build giant statues of yourself out of blocks? Then join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Our server is home to a community of players who have banded together to create a virtual utopia filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. We have weekly events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way possible.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who have dedicated themselves to hunting down the rarest mobs in the game, including the elusive pink sheep and the legendary Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that they even have their own secret handshake involving a bucket of lava and a chicken.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft SMP? Join us today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate block-building, mob-slaying, meme-making master of the virtual universe. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Food Fight Frenzy

culinary offerings, dining experience, Fight, Food, food comparison, food debate, food opinions, food preferences, food preferences debate, food presentation, food quality, food satisfaction, food service, food standards, food taste, Frenzy, hospital food, institutional food, meal quality, meal variety, menu options, nutritional value, Prison food

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1863
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15

Are you tired of boring old prison food in Minecraft? Well, come join our server where we serve up hospital food that will have you feeling like a gourmet chef! Our chefs have mastered the art of crafting delicious virtual meals that will have you drooling in your pixelated helmet. Plus, rumor has it that our hospital food comes with magical healing properties that can cure any Minecraft ailment. So say goodbye to bland prison slop and hello to a culinary adventure like no other! Join our server now and taste the difference for yourself!

NewDealCraft: Gov’t vs Private Subsidies

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8744
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	3

LOL COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, IT’S LIKE THE WPA OF GAMING! WE PROVIDE MASSIVE GOVERNMENT SUBSIDIES IN THE FORM OF DIAMONDS AND GOLD TO HIRE PLAYERS IN THE GREAT DEPRESSION OF BOREDOM.

THE WPA (WEALTHY PLAYERS ASSOCIATION) IS WHERE THE GOVERNMENT HIRES PLAYERS DIRECTLY TO BUILD EPIC STRUCTURES AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS. THIS SUBSTANTIALLY INCREASES VOTER SUPPORT FOR THE DEMOCRATS… I MEAN, FOR OUR SERVER!

THE PWA (POTATO WARRIORS ALLIANCE) SUBSIDIZES PRIVATE SECTOR EMPLOYMENT BY GIVING PLAYERS JOBS LIKE FARMING AND MINING. BUT BE WARNED, IT’S A WILD RIDE OF POTATOES AND ADVENTURE.

SO COME JOIN US, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE CREEPERS ARE EXPLOSIVE, AND THE FUN NEVER ENDS! #MINECRAFTLIFE #WPA #PWA #LOLZ

PukeCraft Server: Stain Test!

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Void Gems Collected:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a plain white carpet? Well, look no further because our server is as wild and colorful as a rainbow puke stain on your favorite rug!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing if a carpet stain is permanent or not. Our server is so chaotic that even stomach acid puke can’t leave a permanent mark – it’s like magic!

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of insanity and unpredictable stains. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Just remember, the crazier the stain, the better the fun!

VidyaTomboySMPQueen

badass girls, diverse representation, Empowering Women, favorite characters, Female Characters, female empowerment, Female Protagonists, fictional crushes, gamer girls, Gaming, Gaming Community, Girl Power, love, strong female leads, Strong Women, tomboy style, Tomboys, video game crushes, video games, vidya, VidyaTomboySMPQueen

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	7487
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Towns Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about our resident vidya tomboy, Sally. She’s a Minecraft pro who can build a castle in the blink of an eye and slay dragons like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, she’s always up for a good laugh and loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama warriors who ride into battle on giant chickens. Yes, you read that right. Giant. Chickens. They may look silly, but don’t underestimate their combat skills.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

SobrietySass Minecraft Server

alcohol consumption, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Character, Communication, Cultural differences, Decision making, defending dignity, Disrespect, Drinking, family dynamics, judgement, Minecraft, Nigerian parents, overreaction, personal choices, relationship issues, Self Respect, Server, sobriety program, SobrietySass, Trust

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6556
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3874

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no judgment for your virtual drinking habits! Unlike some boyfriends and their ultra-strict Nigerian parents, we believe in letting you enjoy a nice bottle of virtual wine whenever you please.

Join us and escape the drama of real life relationships where your choices are questioned and your character is doubted. On our server, you can drink as much virtual wine as you want without anyone telling you to cut back.

And if you ever feel like joining a sobriety program just to prove a point, we support you all the way! Because here, we believe in having fun and enjoying yourself without anyone making you feel bad about it.

So come on over and leave the real-life drama behind. Our Minecraft server is the place to be for a good time and a good laugh. Who needs Ibiza when you have a virtual world to explore? Join us now and let the fun begin!

BabyBlockerMC

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1617
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Emeralds Found:	8365	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid awkward encounters with judgmental grandmas? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the side-eye of disapproving elders while you build your dream world. Our server is grandma-approved, but only if you’re not “fucking miserable” like the grandma at the food court. So come join us and leave the judgment behind!

CraftyAdviceMC SMP

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity of a server where the only rule is to have fun! Our community is full of wacky characters and insane builds, from a giant chicken statue that shoots fireballs to a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. The best advice we can give you is to buckle up and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!